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Hulk Hogan posts a weird pic of his daughter's legs on twitter.
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I wish I didn't understand everything you said.
MickeyPhree
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You just know hulkamania is running wild on Brooke.
ConfusingJazz
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When someone asks what a butterface is, this is my go to example. Her and Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas.
Do you even lift?
Fox Mulder
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If he isn't doing weird shit with his daughter, would we even know he has one?
I don't, that comment comes from a few years of dating dancers with some nice fucking legs.
Slayer-33
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Dancers legs ftmfw
revolverjgw
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It was... polite and methodical.
Buddha Beam
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Well, at least he has good taste in women. Credit where it's due, gang. Credit where it's due.
funkystudent
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Its a bit weird but what ya gonna do.
WHAT YA GONNA DO
WHAT YA GONNA DO
He was driving while drunk. It's not "terrible circumstances", it's murder as far as I'm concerned. This wasn't just some random chance thing, he put someone's life in extreme risk and got them killed. Anyone that gets into a car to drive while drunk and kills someone doesn't deserve any sympathy, they deserve life in prison.
IISANDERII
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Pic doesn't look weird at all
legacyzero
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Whaddaya gonna do, BROTHER?
Trent Strong
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He totally wants to fuck his daughter.
I NEED SCISSORS
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Wincest.
He probably already is. Kind of disgusting that people actually think that's hot.
RustyNails
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fixed
He's already fucking a girl who looks just like her.
But he wants the real deal.
D
Deleted member 8095
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I heard his dick looks like a can of Pringles.
PartTimeWarrior
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OH YEAH BROTHER
This is accurate, brother.
Anticitizen One
Banned
Might want to look up genetic attraction. Reddit has AMAs with real people
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
I don't even know that it's attraction. It looks like some bizarre form of pride. He doesn't have to post them all over the internet if he just wants them for his private stash.
Happypwnstar
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WINCEST! 
He occasionally comes on both T and A.
Buckethead
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A lot of fathers want to fuck their daughters.
The Hulkster is just worse at hiding it.
The Hulkster is just worse at hiding it.
That girl looks just like a thinner version of his ex-wife with whom the daughter take after. Hill's a mess (and a lazy fuck to top it off).
Arozay
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:lol
ReturnOfTheRAT
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I doubt the Bollea's have enough money to get hooked into that racket. Who's rushing out to date Brooke?
I heard Brooke trims her pubes in the shape of hulks mustache.
No one forced the the dude to get into the car with him. I'm just saying. If you are willing to to get in a car with a drunk driver......
Yesterday I went to Hogans Beach which is a restaurant/outdoor beach bar area and my god it was fucking terrible. I knew as soon as my family said we should go to that restaurant Hulk Hogan bought that we were in for some shit.
Sat down at this place and there were six waitresses. All. Doing. Fucking. Nothing. Literally every single one of them were walking in rounds around the restaurant, not talking to any tables or anything. After five minutes my sister went up to the pay counter and asked for some service and menus. One girl came over, told us she'd be right back, then walked off and did nothing. After fifteen minutes we finally get a drink order in.
We ordered some conch fritters and those shits were like eight dollars. What do they serve us? I wish I had a picture. It was like five fritters ontop of a bed of soggy, dead looking grass stuff. My sister ordered some crab legs and was literally given three small crab legs. My blackened chicken sandwich was unsalvageable even by the avocado they put on it.
So fuck you Hulk Hogan your restaurant is shitty and you take weird pictures of your daughter. Also nobody likes to dine with the same mans picture adorning every single wall and giving you crazy looks while you try to eat shitty food.
Sat down at this place and there were six waitresses. All. Doing. Fucking. Nothing. Literally every single one of them were walking in rounds around the restaurant, not talking to any tables or anything. After five minutes my sister went up to the pay counter and asked for some service and menus. One girl came over, told us she'd be right back, then walked off and did nothing. After fifteen minutes we finally get a drink order in.
We ordered some conch fritters and those shits were like eight dollars. What do they serve us? I wish I had a picture. It was like five fritters ontop of a bed of soggy, dead looking grass stuff. My sister ordered some crab legs and was literally given three small crab legs. My blackened chicken sandwich was unsalvageable even by the avocado they put on it.
So fuck you Hulk Hogan your restaurant is shitty and you take weird pictures of your daughter. Also nobody likes to dine with the same mans picture adorning every single wall and giving you crazy looks while you try to eat shitty food.
D
Deleted member 8095
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Does she only bleach the top and outer edges? Because that would be fuckin' hilarious.
he made his own hulk fleshlight.
I shouldnt laugh at this but man, so good.
Seraphis Cain
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Well there was that one promo for a video game (Def Jam Rapstar, I think?) where Brooke is sitting in the room with him and he just straight-up flashes his dick to the camera (thankfully it was pixelated). And Brooke just kinda goes "eeee!", but it's not the reaction you'd expect a daughter to have when her dad just flashes his dick.
Yeah, something weird is going on in that family.
Yeah, something weird is going on in that family.
That is something alright. I think Hogan wants to do whatever he can to market her but he does it in the wrong manner.
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