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[strange headache]

Footage of strange headache tending to Shifty wounds

What can I say? His wounds weren't physical, but emotional.

 

[J-Roderton]

This thread has taken a handbrake turn toward the homoerotic much faster than I expected.

Right?

 

[Pagusas]

 

[Melon]

Night two brings out a softer side from the remaining tributes.

Spoiler: lets gather 'round the campfire

J-Roderton Helios Musky_Cheese LegendOfKage @Proteus haxan7 Shifty

Domisto synchronicity Kadayi Pagusas strange headache Osukaa Wings 嫩翼翻せ

 

[synchronicity]

I'm a lone wolf, no sitting around telling ghost stories. I'm here to kill!!!!

 

[haxan7]

Shifty I got you my brother

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

YOOOOO MY BOY out there appreciatin' my Katniss-like skills thank you kindly <3 running from Scopa brought the best out in me I'm glad the sponsors see it oMgG

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Wanna see if I can join dat boppin' sausage fest going on with Musky_Cheese LegendOfKage @Proteus

 

[Musky_Cheese]

LegendOfKage and I sure got over Ailynn death fast lol

 

[synchronicity]

LegendOfKage and I sure got over Ailynn death fast lol

This is blood-sport. No time for tears.

 

[Shifty]

Shifty I got you my brother

Freeloading my way to victory, awww yeah.

 

[strange headache]

I hope my "ghost story" is scaring you ...to DEATH!

if it's boring you to death, I'm fine with that too.

 

[Pagusas]

Ghost story? This is no ghost story, this is...

 

[Scopa]

Scopa tries to treat his infection.

I caught an STD! I’m the only mofo playing Battle Royale properly.

 

[haxan7]

I caught an STD! I’m the only mofo playing Battle Royale properly.

 

[LegendOfKage]

LegenedOfKage injures himself

This just in, we now have footage of the event in question.

 

[plushyp]

Damn it haxan7 ... you monster!!

 

[Osukaa]

Ok sorry I just caught up lol. Soo.. I got fishing bait... received an axe from a sponsor, had my new main squeeze Scopa tend to my wounds then I hunted for Tributes with some homies and now I had a nightmare... while everyone else slept .. Dammit I think I know where this is heading next!!

 

[Kadayi]

I tell them all the story of how the J-Roderton suffered an unfortunate mishap when he accidentally rolled over a landmine in his sleep at night

 

[Melon]

Apparently the softer side that was brought out last night has carried over into day three.

Spoiler: Y'all getting too soft

Pagusas Wings 嫩翼翻せ Osukaa Domisto J-Roderton @Proteus

Musky_Cheese Scopa Shifty Helios strange headache haxan7 LegendOfKage synchronicity Kadayi

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Stalks Scopa is one way to put it.

I’d say studying the habits of the last Neanderthal while in its natural environment

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I need to look down on you peasants. I'm too "evolved"

 

[strange headache]

"Building a shack"...

 

[Osukaa]

Picking Berries is super fun guys!!

PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!!!

 

[Scopa]

Musky Cheese stalks Scopa.

It’s scary how much this game mimics real life.

Stalks Scopa is one way to put it.

I’d say studying the habits of the last Neanderthal while in its natural environment

Someone has to keep masculinity alive.

 

[Domisto]

We be busking for guns.

 

[Insane Metal]

Please sign me up for the second game! This is fun

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

I shall contribute to this as Jennifer Lawrence from Hunger Games, pic below:

 

[Pagusas]

*hunts*

 

[Melon]

All the softness that was seen before has been discarded, because tonight we have witnessed a massacre.

Spoiler: Three man killa

@Proteus Helios Wings 嫩翼翻せ strange headache Pagusas haxan7 Scopa Domisto Osukaa Musky_Cheese Shifty

J-Roderton Kadayi synchronicity LegendOfKage


Rest in Peace to Kadayi, Helios, Wings, and Strange Headache!

 

[Scopa]

Oh, you thought I was trying to get to your fire haxan7 ?

Yes...yes...that’s what I was doing...

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Rip all 3

I gots a weapon tho. I will avenge you all

 

[Shifty]

What's a man gotta do to find a pint of absinthe around these parts?

Banger of a hangover. Someone, anyone, hold my hair!

 

[Pagusas]

Explosive you say???

 

[haxan7]

Oh, you thought I was trying to get to your fire haxan7 ?

Yes...yes...that’s what I was doing...

You fuckers will never get my fire.

 

[synchronicity]

I was exhausted from the campfire buddy simulator. Now I'm awake and ready to slaughter. Come 'ere. We can work together. We'll be stronger together.

 

[slugbahr]

Stalks Scopa is one way to put it.

I’d say studying the habits of the last Neanderthal while in its natural environment

Watch out for drop bears!

 

[Helios]

 

[Kadayi]

Explosive you say???

Avenge me!!!

 

[Osukaa]

Oh, you thought I was trying to get to your fire haxan7 ?

Yes...yes...that’s what I was doing...

I.. Just wanted to snuggle by the fire... I think Shifty screaming for help caused everyone to panic.... He must be dealt with....

 

[J-Roderton]

He looks down at a bleeding Kadayi and sheaths his knife...

 

[Melon]

After the absolute slaughter that happened last night, several of the tributes have formed a temporary truce.

Spoiler: Try not to die simulator 2019

@Proteus Pagusas Domisto haxan7 LegendOfKage Scopa Musky_Cheese Shifty Osukaa J-Roderton

synchronicity

 

[synchronicity]

Waiting and watching. Hungry.

 

[Shifty]

You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' scrubs business. And business is a-boomin'.

 

[BunzLee]

Well this looks like fun. Let me be the extremely snobbish guy enjoying all these people slaughtering themselves while I have my champagne and caviar.

 

[strange headache]

Not even a single kill, what a crushing defeat...

 

[Musky_Cheese]

synchronicity went full bush

 

[Domisto]

J-Roderton Why you ditch me bro? My beatboxing not lit enough?

 

[J-Roderton]

Domisto

 

[Osukaa]

J-Roderton Why you ditch me bro? My beatboxing not lit enough?

Me and J-Roderton decided that your beatboxing is nowhere near as ill as mine... plus I think with you being a penguin and all ... you'd probably taste good.

I also see Shifty got a new crew now... ok homie.. I see you. When I finish you off im finna turn your furry ass into a pair of socks and underwear LOL