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i am hornry all the fucking time and i am tired of it

Redneckerz

Those long posts don't cover that red neck boy
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Stuck in 1Q84.
You just need to employ Variable Rate Wanking and use Adaptive Fappening to balance the reconstruction of the pixels you are sending off.
 

SirTerry-T

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I've been there. I find that sometimes these things form positive feedback cycles. In this case, you're horny, you watch a ton of porn and jerk off and so you feel hornier, etc. Maybe try limiting yourself and getting a real hobby you can dive into.
 

StormCell

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First thought: Well, your testosterone levels and fluid quantities must be good. I don't know if I ever approached that many times in a day, but 7 is the number of completion!

Second thought: You gotta spend more time talking to girls. You'll get used to being horny all the time without any reprieve, but eventually you'll find one who will run you to death, boy!

Last thought: People talking about doing it multiple times a day every day... if you have full time jobs and such, how do you find time for all that action?? Does your house remain in a state of wrecked while you're getting busy in your free time? Just curious...
 
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MaestroMike

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First thought: Well, your testosterone levels and fluid quantities must be good. I don't know if I ever approached that many times in a day, but 7 is the number of completion!

Second thought: You gotta spend more time talking to girls. You'll get used to being horny all the time without any reprieve, but eventually you'll find one who will run you to death, boy!

Last thought: People talking about doing it multiple times a day every day... if you have full time jobs and such, how do you find time for all that action?? Does your house remain in a state of wrecked while you're getting busy in your free time? Just curious...
i haven't been horny in DAYZ libido is
dead GIF
 

haxan7

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Humans aren't meant to be happy, we aren't wired for it. If you were getting laid all the time you'd want a break from that too, the same way you want a break from not getting laid. We have to find a moderation to stay in equilibrium. Right now you are wanking your own balls too dry.
 
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GeorgPrime

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Hit the gym

No wait, that's for a hearthbreak

Hit the gym works for everything

- End of toxic relationship
- many cases of Depression ( i cured mine with it)
- Heartbreak
- Too much energy
- Not enough energy
- gaining better health
- Feeling better yourself
- Gain more confidence
- Lose weight
- Gain weight


xD
 
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Northeastmonk

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brothers, i just got this

there will be no sleeping tonight boy
You could have bought a blow machine. :) or a V8.

Honestly, be sure to monitor that because supposedly it doesn’t help when you actually go to have actual sex. My wife’s ex husband’s ex wife (on his 2nd divorce) said he turned into a banana and it was bending because he did it too often. That’s way more information than I actually wanted to know, but that’s what you get when you’re in a relationship with someone.
 
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TheContact

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i'am 26yo, single, work part time, and i am beating my meat 7 times a day
i am basically horny all the fucking time

same here and i'm 34 (not 7 times a day but maybe like 3-4)
i've always had a high sex drive i kinda hope it goes away soon
 

bucyou

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The penis -- if you think about it -- is the most enterprising engineering feat imaginable -- a cantilevered structure, hydraulics, propulsion, pistons, compression, inflation, heat sensitive -- practically every engineering characteristic -- towers, draw-bridges, rocket-ships -- no man-made engineering structure to match it.