I am not moist you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes but not I

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This thread delivered so hard, and so quickly on the first page itself.

For some reason beyond me, from the moment I caught hint of his English, all I heard was a strong Soviet accent coming out of his posts.

Works wonders imo if you re-read the first page. :D
 
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noire said:
Did a mod change words, or is that thread title actually something that a person wrote?
It was modded from "3D and the MOVE and my affinity to embrace it."

Personally, I thought
gluv65 said:
Eventhough the bitch made dudes had the PS1 and the PS2 as evidence.
was pretty great
 

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Degen said:
It was modded from "3D and the MOVE and my affinity to embrace it."
But from the sounds of it, the 'safe moist' thing is a quote from another of this dude's posts, right?

I was trying to decipher it, then I gave up because it made my brain hurt. I figured maybe there were just offensive words that the mods replaced with safe and moist. Back to trying to figure out what got lost in translation.:lol
 

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noire said:
But from the sounds of it, the 'safe moist' thing is a quote from another of this dude's posts, right?

I was trying to decipher it, then I gave up because it made my brain hurt. I figured maybe there were just offensive words that the mods replaced with safe and moist. Back to trying to figure out what got lost in translation.:lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21566604&postcount=36

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21566658&postcount=38

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21566696&postcount=44
 
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gluv65 said:
I see now, for the most part gamers are safe creatures, change is foreign and not part of their growth. It is a safe do as I say community. I like growth, it entrigues me and who ever don't give a fuck has my ear. Simply because we will never advance for the sake of traditional. Tradtional is quickly, and vastly becoming a growth stopper. I continue to move forward because that is the way for advancement.

So fuck you and those who you brought with you.
this quote is also gold, jerry, gold
 
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You know, it's true. I AM A COOKIE CUTTER!

Awesome.

One day there will be NeoGAF-brand "gamer junk food." But in reality, we'll just cut chocolate chip cookies and Oreos to the shape of the site's logo. And re-label Mountain Dew Game Fuel to GAF Game Sauce. Then we'll be cookie cutters and stay moist.

I'm still working out the logistics of the "motherfuckers" part.
 
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Sounds like gluv65 got moist just talking about Ken Kutaragi.

UltimateIke said:
Awesome.

One day there will be NeoGAF-brand "gamer junk food." But in reality, we'll just cut chocolate chip cookies and Oreos to the shape of the site's logo. And re-label Mountain Dew Game Fuel to GAF Game Sauce. Then we'll be cookie cutters and stay moist.

I'm still working out the logistics of the "motherfuckers" part.
:lol Word.
 

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are you shitting me :lol :lol :lol why the hell would he get banned :lol :lol :lol :lol..what a gold mine :lol :lol
 
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For the love of all things moist, archive this shit you cookie cutter motherfuckers! Who wants to be the doers instead of being a fat chewer/DREAMERs. :lol

I am wheezing from laughter here. This is easily the most quotable thing of near/around E3 time for this year.