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I am not moist you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes but not I

Monocle

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Danthrax said:
safe moist as dudebros


I never want to see a Photoshop of this. Ever.
I think you'll find what you're not looking for by doing a Google photosearch for "pokemon dugtrio" with no filter.
 

AceBandage

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DidntKnowJack said:
Actually, I've been trying to crack the code, and the closest I can come is maybe:

I am not moist (all wet?). You are just like the rest. Safe. All wet. As dudes, but not I.

(Yeah. I got nothin.)


I got it! He was after the Jack Ruby!
 

Monocle

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Thunder Monkey said:
I have never contemplated the moistness of my fellow man.

I have many things to think about.
 

Monocle

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SooOOOoONY LOVE *explicit lyrics*

Thunder Monkey said:
I agree.

But I'm still not sure if it's legal to bring a horse into it halfway through the act.
Are you kidding? How do you expect the money shot to work without the stallion? I didn't smuggle three mountain goats and 25 meters of rubber tubing through customs to have you sabotage this entire production with a question of law.
 
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:lol at this thread!

For the record, while I am a firm believer that the motion controlled future is already here, I find myself extremely skeptical on glasses-dependent 3D displays effect in the home TV space in much the same way that I doubt that I or any of my children will become professional swimmers.

Also, butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts

butts
 

Jive Turkey

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So I'm searching but I'm not getting any decent Seth Dub posts. Did he post under that name? Anybody have any keywords I should search for? Links? My google-fu is weak. :(
 

hxa155

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Monocle said:
He was also a painter. What's your point?

Everyone knows the mustache was the real source of his power.

Saddam was also a novelist...sooo yeah
 

Monocle

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Jive Turkey said:
So I'm searching but I'm not getting any decent Seth Dub posts. Did he post under that name? Anybody have any keywords I should search for? Links? My google-fu is weak. :(
I'm not sure if this will help, but he attacks a poster called Thoren in the credits for his "song."
 

Crisis

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I AM JOHN! said:
I may be wrong, but
I think Sethdub is a troll - like Chadwardenn - and never posted on GAF.

He specifically mentions that he was banned. Didn't you listen to his mad, moist rhymes?
 

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:lol at this thread!

For the record, while I am a firm believer that the motion controlled future is already here, I find myself extremely skeptical on glasses-dependent 3D displays effect in the home TV space in much the same way that I doubt that I or any of my children will become professional swimmers.

Also, butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts

butts
If only I could understand what you're saying, I need to get to the bottom of this. ಠ_ಠ
 

Monocle

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viciouskillersquirrel said:
:lol at this thread!

For the record, while I am a firm believer that the motion controlled future is already here, I find myself extremely skeptical on glasses-dependent 3D displays effect in the home TV space in much the same way that I doubt that I or any of my children will become professional swimmers.

Also, butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts

butts
And it's a good thing, too. 8 out of 10 experts agree that swimming can cause dudes to become moist.
 

Crisis

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I AM JOHN! said:
And you think he couldn't have faked that? Way to not be able to think outside the box, you cookie cutter motherfucker.

Somehow I don't think Seth Dub is capable of thinking outside of a paper bag let alone a box. Unless the bag were moist.
 

Monocle

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Taurus said:
Now that we are talking about statistics...

Did you guys know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rapes?
But of course. 4 out of those 10 people are me!
 

Crisis

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I AM JOHN! said:
That's a pretty safe moist as dudes standpoint to take. How big of you. :|
Judging me by the things I write. You're just like all those other cookie cutter motherfuckers.
 

thetrin

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I have no idea why, but moist sounds like a dirty word to me. Maybe because I can't form a sentence with the word "moist" without it sounding sexual or gross.
 

hxa155

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"show me what your capable of you cookie cutter motherfucker safe moist as dudes"

this guy was amazing

why did ya ban him? he could have brought more golden posts like this :lol
 

Skiesofwonder

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It's nice to see a thread that brings smiles and laughs from all camps of NeoGAF.

Thank you gluv85. You will always be a dangerous dry as dude to me.
 

Danthrax

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thetrin said:
I have no idea why, but moist sounds like a dirty word to me. Maybe because I can't form a sentence with the word "moist" without it sounding sexual or gross.

"My lawn is pretty moist this morning"

wait no

"This delicious cake is so moist"

um 4chan would have a field day with that one, hold on

"Here, you can clean up your mess with my moist toilette."



...okay I can't do it either
 

goldenpp72

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thetrin said:
I have no idea why, but moist sounds like a dirty word to me. Maybe because I can't form a sentence with the word "moist" without it sounding sexual or gross.

Youtube dead like me pilot :p
 

UltimateIke

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Crisis said:
Who is the safest and moistest dude here? Give several reasons why.
Anyone who would claim such for himself is neither safe nor moist.

You'd have to be nominated.