I am not moist you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes but not I

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
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Holy shit. What is going on in this thread?

I'll admit, I came in from the bad English, see the OP and "banned" and knew the title was there for attention on this. Bravo, mods.
 
Nov 26, 2009
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This thread is amazing. He died for our amusement, so let us work together to realise the glorious vision he had for our future. Let us, safe moist as dudes, use the fire consuming his fallen body to light the path to redemption. He shall be remembered as the most visionary figure of our times, a tragedy for the ages.

Gluv65, never forget.
 
Nov 26, 2009
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Deku said:
how does someone with over 1.5k posts since 2006 fly under the radar? was his account stolen?
Wow. That was pretty dramatic account suicide given his account is over four years old. Without a post history we can't tell if this was out of character, but he couldn't even use rudimentary english, so how he could have over 1000 posts is a mystery.
 

HK-47

Oh, bitch bitch bitch.
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Yoshiya said:
Wow. That was pretty dramatic account suicide given his account is over four years old. Without a post history we can't tell if this was out of character, but he couldn't even use rudimentary english, so how he could have over 1000 posts is a mystery.
I hear tell of posts by him in the Natal thread but I have not seen them for myself.
 
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Have you ever seen a Gaffer drink a glass of water? Mountain Dew, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water? On no account will a Gaffer ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. NeoGAF, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Are you beginning to understand?

NeoGAF, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous GAF plot we have ever had to face?


Think past your nose, you cookie cutter mother fuckers, you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes.
 
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Thread title is a contender for my favorite on GAF, ever. Most amazing thing is, I read this thread when there were just a few posts in it earlier tonight, and came back knowing this was the same thread just from the title. :lol
 
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Malfunky said:
Have you ever seen a Gaffer drink a glass of water? Mountain Dew, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water? On no account will a Gaffer ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. NeoGAF, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Are you beginning to understand?

NeoGAF, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous GAF plot we have ever had to face?


Think past your nose, you cookie cutter mother fuckers, you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes.
Wikipedia said:
Dr. Charles Bett, a prominent anti-fluoridationist, charged that fluoridation was "better THAN USING THE ATOM BOMB because the atom bomb has to be made, has to be transported to the place it is to be set off while POISONOUS FLUORINE has been placed right beside the water supplies by the Americans themselves ready to be dumped into the water mains whenever a Communist desires!"
It all makes sense now. (?)