levyjl1988
Banned
not because the movie is scary, but because the characters in the movie are written to be fucking idiots.
Most of the characters are bumbling idiots who constantly trip and fall or get themselves in the most fucked up situation because they are really stupid.
A lot of the deaths are pointless, meaningless, and can be easily avoided.
Characters are written as caricatures rather than actual real competent people.
Flashlights in real life would actually light up the room. Flashlights in movies operate horrendously and never light up the space correctly, they defy physics.
To set up the environment or atmosphere of the movie, most of the public spaces are rotten, neglected, and often abandoned. I find that the cities either lack funding or hire incompetent caretakers.
There is always something wrong with the lights and electricity in horror movies.
There is always something wrong with the lighter when a character really needs it.
Most authority figures in the movie are in disbelief of actual threats and play it off as imagination and delusions and don't things seriously.
It's when the creature is dead do the army or cops show up at the end of it all. Completely useless.
Horror movies just make my blood boil and angry than terrified.
I'm thinking to myself, how can these people be that fucking stupid. Like holy fucking shit.
It's like zombie outbreaks or whatever usually happens when they allow extremely dangerous samples to be handled by someone with Parkinsons or something.
I then find myself in the end rooting for the monster to kill all the people, because they are doing humanity a favor and taking out the incompetent characters.
/rant
Anyway, can someone please recommend me some well-written horror movies with competent characters who navigate situations logically?
Most of the characters are bumbling idiots who constantly trip and fall or get themselves in the most fucked up situation because they are really stupid.
A lot of the deaths are pointless, meaningless, and can be easily avoided.
Characters are written as caricatures rather than actual real competent people.
Flashlights in real life would actually light up the room. Flashlights in movies operate horrendously and never light up the space correctly, they defy physics.
To set up the environment or atmosphere of the movie, most of the public spaces are rotten, neglected, and often abandoned. I find that the cities either lack funding or hire incompetent caretakers.
There is always something wrong with the lights and electricity in horror movies.
There is always something wrong with the lighter when a character really needs it.
Most authority figures in the movie are in disbelief of actual threats and play it off as imagination and delusions and don't things seriously.
It's when the creature is dead do the army or cops show up at the end of it all. Completely useless.
Horror movies just make my blood boil and angry than terrified.
I'm thinking to myself, how can these people be that fucking stupid. Like holy fucking shit.
It's like zombie outbreaks or whatever usually happens when they allow extremely dangerous samples to be handled by someone with Parkinsons or something.
I then find myself in the end rooting for the monster to kill all the people, because they are doing humanity a favor and taking out the incompetent characters.
/rant
Anyway, can someone please recommend me some well-written horror movies with competent characters who navigate situations logically?
) because surely he won't be back again to try and kill us AGAIN.
