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I Had My Sexual Awakening Thanks To Final Fantasy X

On the 20th anniversary of Final Fantasy X, lets take a look at the series’ first sex scene

kotaku.com

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

First line of the article:

"Final Fantasy X’s 20th anniversary is this week, and while it’s not my favorite Final Fantasy, it is one I come back to whenever I think about sex."

 

[Gamerguy84]

I wonder what their era username is?

 

[Cravis]

“Kotaku” ‘nuff said.

Flush that shit like the sun dried dog turd it is and move on.

 

[Dr Bass]

This is odd.

Even for Kotaku.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

 

[Kimahri]

Why does every single dumb shitty little thing have to be out there in the wide open public these days?

There is a life lesson that this new generation of idiots really need to learn:

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU'VE DONE, OR WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. SO STOP THINKING YOU'RE SO DAMN SPECIAL. NOBODY CARES.

Okay, thank you. Move along,

 

[GuinGuin]

Not Mass Effect?

 

[Insane Metal]

Can we please ban Kotaku?

 

[GHG]

 

[junguler]

kotaku used to be the site that leaked the name of the next assassins creed game but they can't even manage to do that anymore, at this point somebody has to put them out of their misery and be done with it.

 

[Hendrick's]

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

kotaku used to be the site that leaked the name of the next assassins creed game but they can't even manage to do that anymore, at this point somebody has to put them out of their misery and be done with it.

I agree, Assassin's Creed should be put out of it's misery

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[Punished Miku]

 

[Soltype]

I thought Kotaku said they're going to stop writing bad articles.

 

[Marvel]

Some era shit right thur

 

[Cornbread78]

 

[MiguelItUp]

I've been loving all the negative reactions on Twitter revolving around a lot of recent Kotaku articles. It's beautiful.

 

[Hendrick's]

I thought Kotaku said they're going to stop writing bad articles.

There would be none left.

 

[Corgi1985]

It was auron, right?

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

I thought Kotaku said they're going to stop writing bad articles.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Whoever wrote that thought it was a lesbian couple in FF X. Tidus do be looking like Meg Ryan.

 

[Banjo64]

We’re all fucked.

 

[Pedro Motta]

I saw Aerith getting fucked by Sephiroth in FF7.

 

[Fahdis]

What sex scene ? I've finished this game 3 times. WHAT SEX SCENE?!?!

... I haven't fapped to it yet..

 

[Azelover]

Well, I clicked on it. So I guess they got what they wanted..

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

I think that's enough, Kotaku.

 

[nush]

Whoever wrote that thought it was a lesbian couple in FF X. Tidus do be looking like Meg Ryan.

 

[SirTerry-T]

"Why can't you fuckers be normal"
Etc...

 

[Joshmyersbv]

Imagine being this big of a fucking loser. What makes this worse is the fact she posted this garbage for other people to read.

 

[Classicrockfan]

This should be in the cringed thread.lol

 

[jigglet]

lmfao I came in here to post "dude your thread sounds like a fucking Kotaku article" then I realised it actually was

 

[Bonfires Down]

*sigh*

*clicks*

...

Yeah, that was just about as weird as I expected.

 

[just_like_that]

sheesh must have been bullied at parties

 

[Kilau]

Can we please ban Kotaku?

From earth? Yes.

 

[Rikku-X]

 

[Revolutionary]

What sex scene ? I've finished this game 3 times. WHAT SEX SCENE?!?!

The Macalania Forest scene, apparently?

Even I, at my naive age, understood their two bodies swirling around each other, fully clothed, but tenderly touching fingertips was a metaphor for sex.

Who wants to touch fingers

 

[Hari Seldon]

This is why we need more bullying in schools. At some point in her life she said something very retarded in school, and someone was about to shove her in a locker but the anti-bullying squad prevented it and now she gets to publish dumbass shit for all to read thinking that it is perfectly ok.

 

[ShirAhava]

You merely adopted clown world. Kotaku was born in it, molded by it.

 

[Soltype]

We used to rag on kids in high school for saying stupid stuff like this. They need to stop hiring socially maladjusted people, can't they tell there's something wrong with them?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

 

[Bragr]

 

[decisions]

This is such a hilarious but embarrassing collapse. Goodbye Kotaku!

 

[Kilau]

Kotaku Staff Writer and Hornt Correspondent - Fanfiction Novelist - Unapologetically Black - Diversity Gelatinous Cube

well okay then.

 

[wolywood]

The Macalania Forest scene, apparently?


Who wants to touch fingers

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

 

[kingfey]

 

[CitizenZ]

Sure they werent watching a Korean music channel?

 

[JORMBO]

I’m a little older so I think about FF8 while having sex.