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TheMay30thMan

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MrA

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Imagine being this big of a fucking loser. What makes this worse is the fact she posted this garbage for other people to read.
Even worse, someone paid them to (granted peobably near 0, but still)
The Macalania Forest scene, apparently?


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That's quite the leap in logic, I bet she can't understand why she's unhappy
 
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Also, is Ash Parrish just a shitty writer, or is she confused about her pronouns? There's a section where she says "And the characters in FFVII were, to a man, unrelatable,"

Is it meant like..."to a man," like every single character is unrelatable. Every last one? Or "to a man," like..."I'm a man and I can't relate to this,"

Twitter says she/her but you can't assume fucking anything with Kotaku.
 

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Why is the gaming press so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

Any real writing establishment likely laughed their resume right into the paper shredder. Game industry was an easy barrier, they just had to get past writing about all those dumb games and get back to their "gender studies" or whatever useless degree they wasted money on.
 

Dthomp

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I won’t give them the click, but that can’t possibly be how the writer describes themselves. It’s just too catastrophically idiotic to be conceivably real. Please god tell me that’s not real.

please

Imagine taking courses of some type for writing and the first thing this generation of writers want to do is completely destroy the English language by making shit up so that they feel special and unique. I legit feel dumber for now knowing that word
 
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A long haul flight from wherever you are.
Why is the gaming press so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

One bluehair star fucker makes it through the doors as the fat perma virgin writers see it as their chance to get a "Gamer girlfriend". Except she doesn't fuck them of course, and she slowly convinces then to hire more of her ilk and then a few giga-simps to replace the OG guys..