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[Rentahamster]

I credit SimCity on the SNES for my sexual awakening.

 

[Fahdis]

My sexual awakening was while playing Bugsnax.

 

[TheMay30thMan]

 

[Buggy Loop]

For me it was Cameron Diaz in the mask. Is it better GAF?

Made my PP extra hard

 

[MrA]

Imagine being this big of a fucking loser. What makes this worse is the fact she posted this garbage for other people to read.

Even worse, someone paid them to (granted peobably near 0, but still)

The Macalania Forest scene, apparently?


Who wants to touch fingers

That's quite the leap in logic, I bet she can't understand why she's unhappy

 

[ChazAshley]

Don't fall for it boys

 

[carlosrox]

For me it was Cameron Diaz in the mask. Is it better GAF?

Made my PP extra hard

When I was a kid I wanted to bone her so hard.

 

[Joyful]

tidus/yuna is some pleb shit

now tidus/lulu I could understand

 

[Monokrom]

 

[Pejo]

2 pages and no

 

[MrHydra933BR]

Don't fall for this bait boys.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Mine was Sonic 2

 

[bender]

 

[Porcile]

 

[donix2010]

Reading the article headline be like

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

when you think kotaku cant get even more stupid, they surprise you

 

[paparazzo]

 

[Speedwagon]

My sexual awakening was finding hentai on my brother's search history

 

[TexMex]

This person belongs in prison.

 

[Kev Kev]

omfg

 

[Bryank75]

A digital aphrodisiac?

 

[shoplifter]

At 14, I was still two years away from when I would start my sexual awakening in earnest through Yu Yu Hakusho slash fic.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Mine was Banjo-Kazooie.

 

[Markio128]

 

[TheInfamousKira]

So where's all the embedded images of Rikku screwing the kid in Kilika who's only line is "When I grow up, I'm gonna be a blitzball!" ?

Fucking lunatics.

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

knew when I read dat thread title it would be kotaku

 

[NomadicAsiatic]

You merely adopted clown world. Kotaku was born in it, molded by it.

Lmfao I can’t breath

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Also, my sexual awakening was Danielle Fishel. Not like Tidus.

 

[PhaseJump]

 

[BaneIsPain]

Spoiler

Don't judge please

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Also, is Ash Parrish just a shitty writer, or is she confused about her pronouns? There's a section where she says "And the characters in FFVII were, to a man, unrelatable,"

Is it meant like..."to a man," like every single character is unrelatable. Every last one? Or "to a man," like..."I'm a man and I can't relate to this,"

Twitter says she/her but you can't assume fucking anything with Kotaku.

 

[Sgt.Asher]

X-2 is better, it can be played one handed.

 

[PhaseJump]

 

[ULTROS!]

Kotaku was shit before, now it’s shittier than shit now.

 

[YukiOnna]

Man... man...

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

 

[kiphalfton]

This is like telling somebody about a vivid dream you had. Nobody cares.

 

[LordCBH]

 

[Sentenza]

Why is the gaming press so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Why is gaming so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

Fixed for a more important question

 

[GeekyDad]

Ahh...

This thread is the Bitcoin of GAF. Delivering so fast.

Thank you, folks...

 

[Dthomp]

Why is the gaming press so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

Any real writing establishment likely laughed their resume right into the paper shredder. Game industry was an easy barrier, they just had to get past writing about all those dumb games and get back to their "gender studies" or whatever useless degree they wasted money on.

 

[Golgo 13]

well okay then.

I won’t give them the click, but that can’t possibly be how the writer describes themselves. It’s just too catastrophically idiotic to be conceivably real. Please god tell me that’s not real.

please

 

[Spukc]

Nahh not clicking
Nice try tho

cuck.


Sanic took my virginity.

 

[Dthomp]

I won’t give them the click, but that can’t possibly be how the writer describes themselves. It’s just too catastrophically idiotic to be conceivably real. Please god tell me that’s not real.

please

Imagine taking courses of some type for writing and the first thing this generation of writers want to do is completely destroy the English language by making shit up so that they feel special and unique. I legit feel dumber for now knowing that word

 

[Nickolaidas]

I thought Kotaku said they're going to stop writing bad articles.

I was under the impression they would double down. Less about the games, more about crap that should remain private.

 

[nush]

Why is the gaming press so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

One bluehair star fucker makes it through the doors as the fat perma virgin writers see it as their chance to get a "Gamer girlfriend". Except she doesn't fuck them of course, and she slowly convinces then to hire more of her ilk and then a few giga-simps to replace the OG guys..

 

[Nickolaidas]

Why is the gaming press so overcrowded with these fucking weirdos?

Because a good portion of the gaming populace are antisocial and awkward. It's what made gaming appeal to them in the first place. Escapism.

 

[MajinSweet4]

I’m a little older so I think about FF8 while having sex.

Amen brother, that scene in the Ragnarok, gets me every time.

 

[BLAUcopter]