I have just heard the worst song of all time

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A! GA! Doo, doo, doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo, doo, doo
Push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right
Jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance ev'ry night
Sing to the hula melody

The lovely beach in Hawaii
The moonlit sky-ii
The calypso was on
And they were singing this song!

There's a hula mistress livin' in Waikiki
And she was selling pineapples playing Ukulele

...and at that point, I start forgetting words. And I'm mildly distressed that I can remember this much. including the actions.

(And on listening to it back, I did get quite a few wrong. Phew. My sanity is safe.)
 
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jesus christ is lil b like a new school Soulja boy or something. I can't. Or maybe hes just joking right?

right????

A! GA! Doo, doo, doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo, doo, doo
Push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right
Jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance ev'ry night
Sing to the hula melody

The lovely beach in Hawaii
The moonlit sky-ii
The calypso was on
And they were singing this song!

There's a hula mistress livin' in Waikiki
And she was selling pineapples playing Ukulele

...and at that point, I start forgetting words. And I'm mildly distressed that I can remember this much. including the actions.

(And on listening to it back, I did get quite a few wrong. Phew. My sanity is safe.)
This seems like something that I would listen to when I was 5. Cool in my book
OPs avatar makes horrible music too.

Soulja boy and the community dude should do a collaboration.
As much as you dislike the guy you seem to be in every thread related to him even when it's not related to him

kinda like this thread

also child please
 
#33
This seems like something that I would listen to when I was 5. Cool in my book
Well, I was about that age when I liked it, so... maybe.

One notable thing about it was that it spawned a pretty on-the-nose satirical parody - The Chicken Song - which went on to be *more* successful than the thing it was parodying.

It's that time of year
Now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits
With their girly curly hair
Make another song
For moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways

From the shores of Spain
To the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance!
 
#40
There was a thread a few weeks ago about this band whose music was the worst shit imaginable but plenty of people were posting how amazing it was. I can't remember the name. Something about the band didn't show up and the crowd broke their instruments or something? Any example in this thread is still better than the best example of this bands music.
 
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