I just did a running fart.

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One of my friends was talking to someone while sitting on the ground. I run up to him and press my ass against his face and fart so hard that it knocked him down. If I was wearing shorts, I would have pulled them down and spread my ass cheeks so make it go even harder.

I'm sure this was the song that went through their mind
 

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As I post, I spread my cheeks power within the cheeks doth spread
An epic wind shall face the friends as I prepare a symphony of flavor
Woodwinds are my friend as they also carry wind from here to there
Pleasure be my name and Pleasure be my fate.

FARTING IS MY GAME.
 

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I thought this thread was gonna be about when you're walking or running with a big fart stored in your ass and it comes out a little with each step.
 
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I thought this thread was gonna be about when you're walking or running with a big fart stored in your ass and it comes out a little with each step.
The worst is when you fart towards someone, but the wind blows it back in your own face. #missionfailed
 
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Im a specialist at sitting fart, its my technique to make sure nobody comes bother me at work.

Running fart, never done that.
 
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The proper form to a running fart is to bullrush your target, preferably unnoticed, and jump with the goal of your ass grazing their face. The fart should start to be pushed out immediately before the jump, with a forceful final push of said fart coming at the apex of the jump when your asshole should be mere centimeters from your victims face.


Bonus points for slight sharting.
 
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Technically, you should get a little propulsion from the fart.

I wonder if there would be a competitive advantage to sprinters carboloading with beans instead of rice? Imagine if someone beat your time by a hundredth of a second by butt-blasting their way across the finish line.
 

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Technically, you should get a little propulsion from the fart.

I wonder if there would be a competitive advantage to sprinters carboloading with beans instead of rice? Imagine if someone beat your time by a hundredth of a second by butt-blasting their way across the finish line.
No. Beans bulk people up with protein so that slows them down. Gotta do a carboload with figgy pudding.
 
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I was farting well last night actually. Impressively so, I fear my doona is going to be stained by the stench, I mean jet fuel might not melt steel beams but these farts certainly would have
 
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