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[Scopa]

I was farting well last night actually. Impressively so, I fear my doona is going to be stained by the stench, I mean jet fuel might not melt steel beams but these farts certainly would have

For non-Australians “doona” means wife.

 

[Cunth]

I was letting off stinkers all last night too. I farted in the shower when I was washing my kid and she said 'gross!!!' and was dry-retching

 

[Scopa]

I made a homemade meat pie last week and boy oh boy wowee it diseased me for at least 3 days. Never smelt farts like that. They were from a galaxy far, far away...

 

[CyberPanda]

Im envious now.