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[The Pleasure]

Cat was acting like an asshole running around and jumping on shit for no reason. You know. Typical cat behavior. He jumped on my laptop and jumped off onto the ground and mad dashed to the bathroom.

I got so tired of the cat that next time he pounced on me I stood up and said KAMEHAMEHA! And shoved my ass into his face like a symphony of flavor. I started straight in his face as his face touched my butt hole and he instantly regretted it as an explosive sound reverberated through his entire being.

It is with great satisfaction that I report that once that seismic wave of colossal energy wafted through his nose, his face contorted much like the asshole who farts in the elevator and gets off.

GAF. I farted on my cat for running around like a lunatic and it calmed down. I just wanted you all to know that. I gave that cat a wild rollercoaster ride to quote Lilo and Stitch.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Master Roshi approves.
Lionel Richie ?

 

[Yoboman]

Does this technique work on dogs too or would Garlic Gun be better?

 

[Deleted member 801069]

in b4 fetish gaf

 

[The Pleasure]

Does this technique work on dogs too or would Garlic Gun be better?

no, dogs like the smelly. For dogs I would probably go with the Special Fart Cannon

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Master Roshi approves.
Lionel Richie ?

He's too busy trying to convince Gohan that the CoVID-19 vaccine is safe

 

[King of Foxes]

 

[Blond]

No

 

[Foamy]

 

[UnNamed]

You pissed off the wrong cat

 

[notseqi]

The cat will get you for that.

 

[and 3 others]

But can you Denjin EX Hadoken like this fine chap?

 

[Stouffers]

Our youngest cat absolutely loves farts

 

[Happosai]

Cat was acting like an asshole running around and jumping on shit for no reason. You know. Typical cat behavior. He jumped on my laptop and jumped off onto the ground and mad dashed to the bathroom.

I got so tired of the cat that next time he pounced on me I stood up and said KAMEHAMEHA! And shoved my ass into his face like a symphony of flavor. I started straight in his face as his face touched my butt hole and he instantly regretted it as an explosive sound reverberated through his entire being.

It is with great satisfaction that I report that once that seismic wave of colossal energy wafted through his nose, his face contorted much like the asshole who farts in the elevator and gets off.

GAF. I farted on my cat for running around like a lunatic and it calmed down. I just wanted you all to know that. I gave that cat a wild rollercoaster ride to quote Lilo and Stitch.

I read this while at work and coworkers staring at me for cracking up. I wasn't expecting that and any fart joke is almost a guaranteed laugh with me.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

No fetish threads

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Are you Brazillian, perchance?

 

[and 3 others]

Are you Brazillian, perchance?

Can I go one day without reading 'Brazilian fart porn'?

 

[Richard Packer]

I'm calling the cops.

 

[and 3 others]

Can I go one day without reading 'Brazilian fart porn'?

Nice stealth edit FoS!

 

[The Pleasure]

I'm calling the cops.

You may need an adult but I AM AN ADULT!!!

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Does this technique work on dogs too or would Garlic Gun be better?

Dogs eat poop, so they'd probably enjoy a fart in their nose.

 

[Hudo]

Dragon Ball FighterZ is pretty good.

 

[Richard Packer]

You may need an adult but I AM AN ADULT!!!

 

[OneBigPuss]

Cat was acting like an asshole running around and jumping on shit for no reason. You know. Typical cat behavior. He jumped on my laptop and jumped off onto the ground and mad dashed to the bathroom.

I got so tired of the cat that next time he pounced on me I stood up and said KAMEHAMEHA! And shoved my ass into his face like a symphony of flavor. I started straight in his face as his face touched my butt hole and he instantly regretted it as an explosive sound reverberated through his entire being.

It is with great satisfaction that I report that once that seismic wave of colossal energy wafted through his nose, his face contorted much like the asshole who farts in the elevator and gets off.

GAF. I farted on my cat for running around like a lunatic and it calmed down. I just wanted you all to know that. I gave that cat a wild rollercoaster ride to quote Lilo and Stitch.

Are you Chris Chan by any chance?

 

[The Pleasure]

Are you Chris Chan by any chance?

No. Unlike him I can take care of myself and hold a job. I jist find juvenile amusement in farting as a formal tenant of masculinity.

 

[RavenSan]

 

[KaitlyynDuff]

This was hilarious to read lol cheers. It's nice to see some posts on here that are legitimately wholesome. It has been a rough year and reading stuff like this really puts up a smile on my face. Hopefully, you guys can have good experiences and share them here. There are a lot of issues during the year but the comments on here made me laugh and forget.