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I just woke up to my roommate peeing on my printer!

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Hi GAF!

I am a first year at school in Toronto and was awoken about an hour ago to my roommate (who was piss drink by the looks of it) peeing on my printer which was on my desk. By the time I realized what was happening (it was pretty dark in the room obviously), my roommate had finished up. He walked back to his bed and nothing I could do would wake him up so I just said fuck it and started cleaning up the mess. Luckily the printer still works (I think), but my side of the room is going to smell like piss for ages and it took me almost an hour to clean everything up. He pissed all over my fucking shoes and part of my backpark too, I mean damn.

I am so fucking tired right now that I really don't want to deal with this anymore, but tomorrow shit is going to go down. This may be overreacting, but I already didn't like my roommate very much and now I really don't feel comfortable living in the same room as him for the rest of the semester. I guess I will talk to my don in the morning and ask her what I should do but I really don't think I want to live with this loser any more. What do you guys think?

At least he missed my lap top and 3DS (which are next to my printer), so it's not all bad!

Fuck Roommates!
 
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Yeah, I've done that before.

Wish I could get it on film to see if it's impulsive or the result of a drunken rant toward an inanimate object.
 
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Suite Pee said:
Yeah, I've done that before.

Wish I could get it on film to see if it's impulsive or the result of a drunken rant toward an inanimate object.
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By the looks of it he thought the printer was a toilet or something. I only had time the shine my phone's light on him to see him wipe his hands with my favorite comfy blanket too! Bastard.
 
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Wouldn't call it overreacting.

I wouldn't recommend getting even, because that will most likely work against you. Good luck with resolving the issue.
 
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Wow. Tomorrow I would try to have him kicked out if you really don't like the guy. That's extreme no matter how drunk he was. Just tell him to piss off.
 
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People do that when they are sleep walking all the time. Not Printers, but whatever.



And now you are gonna expose him and give him a complex. Way tolerant bro, way tolerant.
 
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mac said:
People do that when they are sleep walking all the time. Not Printers, but whatever.



And now you are gonna expose him and give him a complex. Way tolerant bro, way tolerant.
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He can sleep walk piss on his side of the room all he wants! He doesn't clean his side at all anyway so no one would notice probably.

And you probably weren't serious but I don't want to make enemies of him because that will just come back to haunt me later so I don't think I will tell any one specifically what happened.

Except if there is a room change people will know something is up so fuck it.
 
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mac said:
People do that when they are sleep walking all the time. Not Printers, but whatever.



And now you are gonna expose him and give him a complex. Way tolerant bro, way tolerant.
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He should have totally helped and shaked it dry ;)
 
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GavinGT

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I did this in front of my friends when I was like 15 and beyond drunk. They told me about what I did later, and I totally didn't want to believe them.

It's not something I'm proud of.
 
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Its the Eco friendly way to refill your ink cartridges.
 
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wow, you should let him know that s*** ain't kewl. put your foot down or that kind of stuff is going to keep happening. roomates can really suck sometimes
 
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Delete his game saves, get his EA account banned, set his clock off by about 15 minutes so he's late everywhere, and replace his shampoo with salad dressing.
 
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bjork said:
Delete his game saves, get his EA account banned, set his clock off by about 15 minutes so he's late everywhere, and replace his shampoo with salad dressing.
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I should just turn off his cell phone alarm... he has German in the morning and I think he can only miss more more class before they auto fail him or something like that. Hmmm
 
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How do people get this drunk?

I mean, I've been pretty damn drunk on many occasions but always found my way to a toilet or somewhere appropriate to piss. :S

Is a printer an appropriate place to piss? :p
 
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2cd Theory.


It's a power play. Pee on his stuff but don't get embarrassed when he shouts out.



Above all, don't talk to him about. That might clear up confusion.
 
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The magic of pissing on him right now is that when we wakes up you can just tell him he pissed the bed (and on your shit too)
win win
 
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While we were in Japan, my friend, after a drunken night, peed on his cupboard at the student dormitory. He had no recollections of doing this the next morning. I was just glad I didn't share room with him then.
 
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he mustve been too drunk. yeah, its on your side of the room, but hes gotta live with the smell of piss for the next 3 months too and he wouldnt do that on purpose.

that being said, excellent reason to get a room transferal. just be warned that a lot of the time if they move you into another 2 person dorm with only 1 person in it, it may be because the new roomate is shit as well. so hopefully you'll get a 1 person. but then you might have to pay more. ah, well...
 
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J. M. Romeo

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Jacobi said:
Put his fingers in warm water while he sleeps
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Does this shit even work?

We tried it a couple of times at boarding school and we always ended up spilling the water over the guy because we got tired of waiting.


bjork said:
Delete his game saves, get his EA account banned, set his clock off by about 15 minutes so he's late everywhere, and replace his shampoo with salad dressing.
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bjork is free? YAY
 
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I don't know how you didn't punch him in the face for that shit and then clean it up yourself. I'd be damned if I let someone do that to my stuff.
 
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The college experience?
 
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