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[Golgo 13]

Well, yesterday. Anyone else had this happen? It’s not like I ate an entire restaurant of food, my diet is consistent.

Also, one of those was like 5 minutes after another one, both REALLY HUGE.

Why, just why. I needed to put the toilet paper in the freezer at the end of the day.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Is this water poops we are talking or nice solid S turds?

5 mud butt poops = yes
5 solid perfect defications = no

 

[Cunth]

I usually save mine up for a couple of days and then do one big bowl clogger

 

[jdforge]

I had a really weird movement today. When it eventually left my body, I had a very sudden and almost violent piss.

It was so strange.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I usually save mine up for a couple of days and then do one big bowl clogger

How does one “save” up their poops?

 

[Cunth]

How does one “save” up their poops?

In a poopy bank

 

[Nelsin]

I think I just threw up a little.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

taking regular shits is a symptom of good health. you should be celebrating.

 

[lil puff]

If I were drinking beer the night before and woke up and had a huge breakfast, yeah.
It's not really 5, it's just that the tract can't do it all at one.

The first few are very sloppy tho. This is why I try not to drink on work nights.

 

[Arimer]

Eating tooi much will do that too you. Especially fast food.

 

[888]

Please. I spent a month taking 15 shits a day. Talk about needing stock in Charmin.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

In a poopy bank

Do does it generate interest?

 

[Cunth]

Do does it generate interest?

 

[haxan7]

 

[Papa]

MCT oil did that to me once but it was more like 10.

 

[Melon]

I recently got my gallbladder out and I've been having at LEAST 5-6 bowel movements a day; even when I eat little to nothing for that day. I pretty much have to be near a bathroom at all times lmfao.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

I once nearly shit myself to death.

It was a perfect storm of food poisoning resulting in diarrhea resulting in severe dehydration resulting in mistaken diagnosis resulting in detrimental medicine. Nobody ever told me that the symptoms of severe dehydration resemble that of the flu.

What happens to your liver and kidneys when they are fluid starved, and you introduce antibiotics and huge amounts of fluids all at once? They begin to shut down. I was on the verge of death throughout one entire night. I think my organs managed to reboot, flush the built up toxins and kick into full function. Went from nearly dead to feeling perfectly normal within 6 hours.

Poopies can kill you.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I'm very turned on by OP

 

[EverydayBeast]

Pepto

 

[LOLCats]

i do one every morning. Sometimes though you just have a bad day and have to take 3-4 #2 breaks. I consider those upset stomach days as its totally not normal.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Why is it 'take"? Aren't you leaving them? It's more accurate to say you gave a shit five times in one day which is about four times more than I manage most days.

 

[Ichabod]

Gotta pump those numbers up, OP. Those are rookie numbers

 

[Nose Master]

Go on

 

[haxan7]

I once nearly shit myself to death.

It was a perfect storm of food poisoning resulting in diarrhea resulting in severe dehydration resulting in mistaken diagnosis resulting in detrimental medicine. Nobody ever told me that the symptoms of severe dehydration resemble that of the flu.

What happens to your liver and kidneys when they are fluid starved, and you introduce antibiotics and huge amounts of fluids all at once? They begin to shut down. I was on the verge of death throughout one entire night. I think my organs managed to reboot, flush the built up toxins and kick into full function. Went from nearly dead to feeling perfectly normal within 6 hours.

Poopies can kill you.

Damn dude. I don't think I've ever gotten that sick.

 

[jshackles]

I'm very turned on by OP

You've got to save that kind of confession for the GAFmas thread

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

You've got to save that kind of confession for the GAFmas thread

I'm RAGING and I cannot hold on

 

[Golgo 13]

Is this water poops we are talking or nice solid S turds?

5 mud butt poops = yes
5 solid perfect defications = no

I appreciate you asking.


They were “all over the map” so to speak, but mostly solid. It was insanity sir.

 

[Nymphae]

Why is it 'take"? Aren't you leaving them? It's more accurate to say you gave a shit five times in one day which is about four times more than I manage most days.

That's an old Carlin bit.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I only take one a day, but i make the most out of it that's for sure.

starts with me squeezing it between my fingers and ends with my soaping my hands for 10 minutes.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Damn dude. I don't think I've ever gotten that sick.

Sickest I've ever been, couldn't lift my arms or get out of bed. Had I wanted to call the ambulance, I couldn't have. I made my peace with the universe and just closed my eyes.

 

[Papa]

Why is it 'take"? Aren't you leaving them? It's more accurate to say you gave a shit five times in one day which is about four times more than I manage most days.

Adds a whole new dimension to the term “turdburglar”.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I once nearly shit myself to death.

It was a perfect storm of food poisoning resulting in diarrhea resulting in severe dehydration resulting in mistaken diagnosis resulting in detrimental medicine. Nobody ever told me that the symptoms of severe dehydration resemble that of the flu.

What happens to your liver and kidneys when they are fluid starved, and you introduce antibiotics and huge amounts of fluids all at once? They begin to shut down. I was on the verge of death throughout one entire night. I think my organs managed to reboot, flush the built up toxins and kick into full function. Went from nearly dead to feeling perfectly normal within 6 hours.

Poopies can kill you.

Holy shit.

I had a major flu bug or food poisoning one time (not sure which it was) where I had to dump every half an hour for probably 20 waking hours. I don't get how my body could even purge it when I surely wasn't ingesting enough food or water.

But it made sense. In 36 hours I lost 10-15 pounds..... but I gained it back when it went away and felt better.

It got so bad, my ass got fucked up and rashy from all the wiping. It would sting after every wipe as if someone was pouring rubbing alcohol on an open wound. I had thoughts maybe I had a disease and might not wake up from the naps I took hoping to sleep it off.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Yeah wet wipes save your ass during such times. Always have a packet of wet wipes handy.

 

[Kagey K]

Nobody asked the hard hitting question?

Were you posting on Gaf for all 5 of them or only the last one?

 

[God Enel]

 

[Fujan]

 

[5secondrulesucks]

i usually count the times i shit my pants every year. and i have a high record. i drank hot chocolate the other night thinkin i was cool and in the clear and i woke up in the middle of the night shitting myself.

listen my life revolves around me and how i shit. you think as a man your life is because you want to cum. well my prison is shit

 

[Yoshi]

In a poopy bank

How's the interest?

 

[Orpheum]

I laughed so hard, sorry OP. I was on a work related trip and i can't shit while i'm in a completely new place, so upon arriving back home i also shat like five times

 

[Kagey K]

I laughed so hard, sorry OP. I was on a work related trip and i can't shit while i'm in a completely new place, so upon arriving back home i also shat like five times

At once?

 

[Mochilador]

Is your ass fine after the whole ordeal?

 

[Orpheum]

At once?

in the span of 12 hours. Happy to report everything's back to normal....to whom it may concern

 

[xviper]

go to the hospital for stool analysis, maybe you have a parasite

 

[petran79]

Wash your arse with cold water after every poop

 

[Nobody_Important]

1) Vaseline after excessive poopin days will save your life

2) Solid poopin is good poopin. If you have watery shits that many times that quickly I would suggest a doctor

3) When you have irregular days think back on what you ate, how fast did you eat it, and when you ate it. Those 3 things can play a big part in digestion. If you are having that much of an issue after eating something that you eat regularly and at a normal time then I would suggest a doctor again.

 

[Ecto311]

I usually save mine up for a couple of days and then do one big bowl clogger

I'm with you here - if it doesn't sound like a campbell's soup can hitting the bowl I did something wrong.

 

[cr0w]

Sometimes the body decides everything just needs to go.

 

[Patrick S.]

A job well done.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Bets way to flush out your system..... eat some Chinese or Indian food. Guaranteed you'll hit the can in 90 minutes.