I've managed to live for a quarter of a century without accomplishing anything.
If it makes you feel any better, none of this will matter in the end.
I've managed to live for a quarter of a century without accomplishing anything.
I almost feel like that in and of itself is an accomplishment.
I've managed to live for a quarter of a century without accomplishing anything.
I almost feel like that in and of itself is an accomplishment.
Enjoy your quarter life crisis.
Go get laid
Man, you have no idea how much I wish that were even remotely an option.
I doubt I'll live to 100.
Man, you have no idea how much I wish that were even remotely an option.
I've managed to live for a quarter of a century without accomplishing anything.
I almost feel like that in and of itself is an accomplishment.
Find an escort. Sometimes you just gotta get the poison out.
Why is it not an option? Go to a bar, hit on some ladies, get laid. It's not that hard, really.
Edit: or how snuggler said, an escort ;b
With my luck I'd get arrested or some horrible STDs.
Or both.
Happy Birthday bro!
I turned 27 today. Thanks for making me feel old. ._.
With my luck I'd get arrested or some horrible STDs.
Or both.
Because I have no game and I'm fat and pale and ugly.
knowthatfeelbro.jpgI've managed to live for a quarter of a century without accomplishing anything.
I almost feel like that in and of itself is an accomplishment.
So is this where people give you suggestions to potentially improve your situation, then you offer up excuses for each and every one of them? I feel like we've done all of this before. No offense, buddy.
I just don't want to risk getting arrested again. I don't think that's an unreasonable excuse.
I have pretty terrible luck in that I rarely break rules or laws, but when I do, I usually get caught.
i got arrested once bro it sucked. good thing now i know never to trust a WOMAN again.