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I watched God's Not Dead 2, because I guess I do that sort of thing now.

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The Autumn Wind
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If only my textbooks held my interest as well as your reviews.
 

Cyan

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The third one, if there is a third movie, will probably be about a politician or will deal more with legislature, don't you think? Isn't that the next step?

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.
 

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Great stuff, Mandrake. Thanks for braving the Light long enough to compile this report.

The texts got me the most. Those bottom replies...

This really made my day.
Excellent work Mandrake. I recall reading your first review so long ago haha.
 

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Delightful review Lionel! I, too, share your heartbreak at the lack of Dean Cain.

So God is Not Dead Threeie is gonna be about Pastor Dave on lamb with God helping him out 10 Commandments style (parting a sea here, distracting the fuzz with raining frogs there), right? Cause I think that's the movie we all want to see.
 

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The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

Maybe the director's cut of the third movie. Critics and fans will still pan the third movie, and since all will have moved on by the time the director's cut is released, and since critics won't review an even longer and worse version of the movie on disc, there will be no official measurement for its terribleness, thus finally allowing fans to have their "win".
 

echoshifting

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God is Not Dead 3 is going to be so good, so amazing, people will look back on the first two movies and say "wow, they had a plan all along"

The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

Oh god dammit
 

talisayNon

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wait i dont get the climax. why is young lawyer yelling at sabrina and what point is he trying to prove
 

80s Bad Guy

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Mandrake, you certainly have a way of making the ridiculous entertaining. Bravo!

I might end up watching this at some point for Ray Wise. I'll just pretend it's from his point of view.
 

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Two years of development and they couldn't get the Newsboys to write a new song for this movie? How disappointing.
 

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The writers, producers, and directors of this film are doing far more to hurt Christianity than any of their perceived enemies.

Meanwhile, here's a film that actually needs to be made:




(bonus: sequel!)
 

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I'd love if someone made a shot-for-shot remake of one of these movies, only replacing Christianity with Islam. It'd be fun seeing how many people clutch their pearls without even seeing it to realize what's going on.
 

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The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

The last one needs to be called Just Kidding! God's Been Dead All Along.
 

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I hope they do the Rapture in the next movie.

GOD'S NOT DEAD 3: BUT YOU ARE
 

DedValve

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I can't be the only one who keeps hearing the Kids Next Door theme song with the words being replaced by Gods not Dead?
 
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The finale of the God's Not Dead trilogy will redeem the other two and prove that they were bad on purpose for character development reasons. Everyone will have to apologize for making fun of them.

In which it's revealed the Virgin Mary is actually the Virgin Martha.
 

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I can't wait for Lionel Mandrake to stage a coup and take GAF into the glorious future. I'll massacre some cherry tomatoes in your honor.

I feel like I need to buy a ticket to the movie just to get the inevitable GND 3: Or is He? Thread.
 

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I've gotta get to bed but I wanted to make sure to get this thread in my subs so I can read tomorrow.
 
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