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[INC]

If it helps, I wouldn't hit that to start with

 

[Craig of War]

I like to give the chick in blue my D.

 

[Kite]

Lotsa pro athletes and rappers play and stream games like Madden and Fortnite. You know these ladies would drop their panties fast for some NFL dick haha

 

[teezzy]

I wouldn't touch her pudgy ass and I'm thirsty af

 

[Birdo]

Even a nine-incher would just be fucking her thighs.

 

[BluRayHiDef]

What's disturbing about her remark is its implication: she's been with dozens of men and subsequently each of them is just a standard of comparison to the others rather than actual people whom she appreciates as people.

 

[Yselacrey00]

Honestly, being seen as immature and pointless by people like those portrayed in this video ain't that much of an issue.



The idea that TLOU2 is mature and meaningful is seriously debatable.

She only said that to say she had dicks, because well, she has not.

It isn't, it's just a videogame and I'm the biggest fan of it.

 

[Yselacrey00]

What's disturbing about her remark is its implication: she's been with dozens of men and subsequently each of them is just a standard of comparison to the others rather than actual people whom she appreciates as people.

Lmao, you do know lots of people have sex for pleasure and not because they care for the other person? Have you heard of one night stands?

 

[Dave_at_Home]

I don't think the men that hippopotamus sleeps with allow it to stick around long enough to find out if they actually game.

 

[I Love Rock 'n' Roll]

Because most educate men turn gay when they see you.

Oh and thanks for that, the more dicks i get, the better.

 

[OrtizTwelve]

All I see are three talking hippos.

 

[Tranquil]

I think I have a nice penis.

 

[Kev Kev]

I think I have a nice penis.

show us your dick

 

[DinoD]

Well she's obviously not following this forum. Otherwise she would've gotten wet just by reading about SEX 12.3 " TF of pure brute force drilling power and PS5 high efficiency no bottle-necks sustained pounding power.

 

[Tranquil]

show us your dick

I'd rather not.

 

[lock2k]

She obviously never had a Clit Hero player with her

Thinking about that, she would need someone with massive fingers just to split her labia apart and try to reach the stinking clit anyway

 

[namekuseijin]

You have to wait for AAA games for AAA dick

 

[BluRayHiDef]

Lmao, you do know lots of people have sex for pleasure and not because they care for the other person? Have you heard of one night stands?

That's my point: people using one another as tools is sickening.

 

[CormacMcNulty]

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

You ain't worthy of this thick D

(happily resumes collecting blue coins in Mario Sunshine HD)

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

NGL, I'd hit it.

If I were single, I would not hit, but i might be persuaded to motorboat dem bitties after a drink or two.

 

[mhirano]

This cracked me up. Just sharing for a laugh. Don't get offended.

But videogames never gave me STDs.
So who's laughing now?

 

[MasterCornholio]

 

[MeatSafeMurderer]

 

[Puskas]

Just another 4/10 post-wall cock carousel rider with an inflated SMV.

 

[bentanchorbolt]

The salt itt lol.

 

[Golgo 13]

NGL, I'd hit it.

 

[Rentahamster]

Now I can't stop imagining an anthropomorphic dick that's enjoying haptic feedback on a Dualsense™ controller.

 

[INC]

They've not had Da Craig obviously

 

[Kayoba]

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Imagine living in a world where women openly blab about taking dicks left and right, and then complain about men.
When will women realize that they don't need to copy men's sexual strategy, they have only one uterus after all.

The pill really fucked up society. Not saying it's better or worse, but the stability of forced monogamy is gone for sure.

 

[diffusionx]

>tattoos

Into the trash she goes

 

[Digity]

You’re gonna have to huck flower at her just to find the wet spot.

 

[The Infectious Paradox]

She's obviously never seen how hard my dick can get while playing the masterpiece which is Max Payne 2

 

[Tschumi]

i ain't gonna lie, i feel a lot more horny when i haven't tranquilized myself with WoW or something all day.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Hugare]

lol, you guys all offended and shit

Don't worry boys, you dont have a small penis because you game. Blame genetics for that.

You really think that she knows if those more than 10+ guys that put their dick inside her play videogames or not?

She is obviously trolling and you guys are all butthurt by it

 

[MDSLKTR]

Ah yes bitter single mothers on a podcast talking about dicks. Literally more toxic than polonium.

 

[Rikkori]

Jealousy over inanimate objects. How droll.

 

[TLZ]

Top 10 dicks. Which means there's more. Which means she's a whore.

Ugh.

 

[Portugeezer]

Black Friday crowds must have devastated her.

 

[TLZ]

NGL, I'd hit it.

You nasty.

 

[The Alien]

All those dicks... couldn’t manage to get one to stick around. I guess she’s not making any top 10 lists either.

Great observation.

However, don't count her out just yet. She's bound to come out with a Top 10 list of reasons why men suck. Just don't be waiting for that Top 10 list of introspective reasons why I can get 10 dicks in me, but not one to stay around me).

 

[Golgo 13]

Ah yes bitter single mothers on a podcast talking about dicks. Literally more toxic than polonium.

Bitter single mothers who have horrible personalities and are embittered by the fact that they don't receive the male attention their fragile egos think they deserve.

Life's hard, bitch.

Spoiler

Play some videogames, it helps.

 

[Golgo 13]

Both of these made me LOL, thank you guys

 

[TheMay30thMan]

I thought this thread was going to be about the best dicks in video games. My money was on the naked guys in Outlast.

 

[JimmyF]

Pretty sure she meant she ate their dicks.

 

[StylishMGTOW]

You can smell the odour coming out of those tits of hers.

Lose weight.

 

[Iorv3th]

I mean it's true though he posts on GAF so i'm sure nobody has had it.