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"If I think of the top ten best dicks I've ever had, they didn't play videogames."

Saruhashi

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People who haven't had sex in ages mad at people who can have sex pretty much whenever they can, nothing new.

I'm not sure it would be honest to describe what you'd do with this monstrosity as "sex".

More like "slap her arse and ride the waves".

Then spend several years in therapy trying to rebuild your shattered self-esteem after your encounter with this diabetic demon.
 

The Fartist

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Haha.

So we cant have a laugh about it ourselves?

She can talk shit off the cuff but if posters here want to do the same we've got to deal with Johnny White Knight here riding to the rescue and trying to play Forum Police?

Piss off.

Nobody is really offended or upset. I just see people riffing on the idea of this fat disaster talking shit about gaming and bragging about all the dicks she's taken when in reality most wouldn't even fuck her with a stolen cock.

How come we can't just have a laugh at her expense without all these panty wetters coming out of the woodwork to moan about people being "offended"?
WTF? Do whatever the hell you want, dude. The fuck are you on about? White knight? LOL, I mean I started off by calling her a bitch.

Sounds like she really hit you where it hurts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Keihart

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This thread, oh lord.
 

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This all boils down to video games not being taken seriously as a medium. Because they are seen as immature and pointless.
Funnily enough that includes Daniel Kaluuya who Microsoft decided to put in their Xbox adds It's a really ironic and inappropriate casting choice and yet another cock up by Microsoft.
 

Kuranghi

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This woman clearly doesn't deserve our excellent and powerful penises, or the work we produce with them.

Btw, why is she dressed like half a mummy?

This reminds me of the conversation between Professor (Not a real professor) Griff and Nick... whatever his surname name is. A similar level of retardation, just replace jew-hating with gamer-hating lol.
 
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Kuranghi

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How many of the people here who play games regularly, have partners that don't play games and shame them or get annoyed when they play games?

I have the opposite problem, my girlfriend (of 10 years) doesn't have a micro-shit if I play games all day, she does her own things and when we hang out together we do just that. I just can't imagine having a partner that actively despises what you do as a hobby.

Like if I shouted abuse at my girlfriend by telling her to "put down the fucking colouring book and do something worthwhile you massive colouring-freak!" :messenger_tears_of_joy:

Sorry people this affects, I'll pour out a gamer fuel on the sidewalk for you all.
 
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NeoIkaruGAF

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Nobody is really offended or upset. I just see people riffing on the idea of this fat disaster talking shit about gaming and bragging about all the dicks she's taken when in reality most wouldn't even fuck her with a stolen cock.

How come we can't just have a laugh at her expense without all these panty wetters coming out of the woodwork to moan about people being "offended"?
Eeeeyup.

LOL at the people here making fun of “male fragility”, like the lady we’re talking about is Miranda Kerr in her prime. If you crave that more than a good night of vidya games, I’m afraid it’s I who have bad news for you 🤭
 

oagboghi2

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Haha.

So we cant have a laugh about it ourselves?

She can talk shit off the cuff but if posters here want to do the same we've got to deal with Johnny White Knight here riding to the rescue and trying to play Forum Police?

Piss off.

Nobody is really offended or upset. I just see people riffing on the idea of this fat disaster talking shit about gaming and bragging about all the dicks she's taken when in reality most wouldn't even fuck her with a stolen cock.

How come we can't just have a laugh at her expense without all these panty wetters coming out of the woodwork to moan about women being "offended"?
fixed that for ya

there are some men who just can't stand women being the butt of a joke
 
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cryptoadam

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Hate to say it but in a way agree.

Us men today are to infantile. We dont really grow up and its encouraged. How many 30 abd 40 year olds are paying 100s for video game machine or collecting toys or watching cartoons etc....

I dont know if gamer dudes can fuck the shit out of a fat black lady i aint fat or black and i dont take dick.

But its time for us men to grow up a bit and leave the child stuff to children. Its probably why the younger generation is so fucked up and soft these days.

Rant over.
 

Umbral

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Not to toot my own horn, but beep-beep.

Chick probably eats food in bed. Girl on the right though, what’s up?
 

Kuranghi

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Eeeeyup.

LOL at the people here making fun of “male fragility”, like the lady we’re talking about is Miranda Kerr in her prime. If you crave that more than a good night of vidya games, I’m afraid it’s I who have bad news for you 🤭

I haven't read most of the thread but thats just bizarre haha, I'm making fun of her because she seems like an awful cunt based how she stereotypes people.

I wouldn't go around saying all fat black demi-mummies have no pussy game. That'd just be rude.
 

oagboghi2

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Hate to say it but in a way agree.

Us men today are to infantile. We dont really grow up and its encouraged. How many 30 abd 40 year olds are paying 100s for video game machine or collecting toys or watching cartoons etc....

I dont know if gamer dudes can fuck the shit out of a fat black lady i aint fat or black and i dont take dick.

But its time for us men to grow up a bit and leave the child stuff to children. Its probably why the younger generation is so fucked up and soft these days.

Rant over.
playing a videogame isn't a sign of maturity or lack thereof any more than following sports or watching a movie.

I find it fascinating that it's only men who are expected to live up to these "maturity" standards.
 
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Hate to say it but in a way agree.

Us men today are to infantile. We dont really grow up and its encouraged. How many 30 abd 40 year olds are paying 100s for video game machine or collecting toys or watching cartoons etc....

I dont know if gamer dudes can fuck the shit out of a fat black lady i aint fat or black and i dont take dick.

But its time for us men to grow up a bit and leave the child stuff to children. Its probably why the younger generation is so fucked up and soft these days.

Rant over.

One of the richest, most accomplished dudes on the entire planet plays vidya games. Who gives a shit.
 
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BluRayHiDef

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Hate to say it but in a way agree.

Us men today are to infantile. We dont really grow up and its encouraged. How many 30 abd 40 year olds are paying 100s for video game machine or collecting toys or watching cartoons etc....

I dont know if gamer dudes can fuck the shit out of a fat black lady i aint fat or black and i dont take dick.

But its time for us men to grow up a bit and leave the child stuff to children. Its probably why the younger generation is so fucked up and soft these days.

Rant over.

Growing up means what? Forcing yourself to stop engaging in the hobbies that you enjoy? That sounds ridiculous.

I'm supposed to stop playing video games, watching and collecting comic-book movies, and collecting action figures? Those are the activities that I like. I can't force myself to stop.
 
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cryptoadam

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playing a videogame isn't a sign of maturity or lack thereof any more than following sports or watching a movie.

I find it fascinating that it's only men who are expected to live up to these "maturity" standards.

I beg to differ. Video games are for kids/teens.

And yes men should be held up to maturity standards, thats the porblem with society. Where we think Men can stay boys forever and not teach the next generation what it means to be a man. So the cycle continues and you have infintile men as the next generation that focus more on Video games and old toys rather than family and bringing up their kids to be providers and protectors.

And Woman have their place to, and should focus on raising their children and creating a strong home enviroment (while still working of course not get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich). Both parents should be focusing on making a strong family with strong work ethic and focus on eductation and hard work.

Maybe thats one reason why society is so fucked and Gen Z and millenials are so self absorbed and selfish. Why we have so many mental issues in the younger generation. No strong parents to set ground rules and examples for children to follow. Instead its hey you can be a kid even into your 50's and focus on games and toys.

One of the richest, most accomplished dudes on the entire planet plays vidya games. Who gives a shit.

thats great, not everyone is going to be the richest dude on the planet.

Look nothing wrong with games I play em too. But when I was younger many of my friends parents didn't focus their days on video games or old toys or cartoons or other kid stuff. They worried about adult things.

I guess this comes off bad that I am "shitting" on everyons favorite hobby.

I am not trying to demonize video games here like they will make you kill people.

But these things are for kids/teens. Keeping adults infantile can't be good for society and I personally think its one of the reasons we have all these issues with the younger generation today and how they act. Of course you got social media and other nonsense in there. But not having strong men but man childs surely isn't helping

** and not every video game player is a manchild and if you play video games doesn't mean your kids will be fucked up***
 

LarknThe4th

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It's her preferences and tastes and such I guess, but I am kinda shocked that any man in the let's say 19 to 40 age bracket doesn't play some kind of videogame, in my group of friends all the lads play something and we would be a very diverse taste wise group of people whether it be Fifa or the Withcher or Dark Souls
 

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playing a videogame isn't a sign of maturity or lack thereof any more than following sports or watching a movie.

I find it fascinating that it's only men who are expected to live up to these "maturity" standards.
Meanwhile, you’re saying that on a gaming forum entirely devoid of maturity.
 

BluRayHiDef

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I beg to differ. Video games are for kids/teens.

And yes men should be held up to maturity standards, thats the porblem with society. Where we think Men can stay boys forever and not teach the next generation what it means to be a man. So the cycle continues and you have infintile men as the next generation that focus more on Video games and old toys rather than family and bringing up their kids to be providers and protectors.

And Woman have their place to, and should focus on raising their children and creating a strong home enviroment (while still working of course not get in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich). Both parents should be focusing on making a strong family with strong work ethic and focus on eductation and hard work.

Maybe thats one reason why society is so fucked and Gen Z and millenials are so self absorbed and selfish. Why we have so many mental issues in the younger generation. No strong parents to set ground rules and examples for children to follow. Instead its hey you can be a kid even into your 50's and focus on games and toys.



thats great, not everyone is going to be the richest dude on the planet.

Look nothing wrong with games I play em too. But when I was younger many of my friends parents didn't focus their days on video games or old toys or cartoons or other kid stuff. They worried about adult things.

I guess this comes off bad that I am "shitting" on everyons favorite hobby.

I am not trying to demonize video games here like they will make you kill people.

But these things are for kids/teens. Keeping adults infantile can't be good for society and I personally think its one of the reasons we have all these issues with the younger generation today and how they act. Of course you got social media and other nonsense in there. But not having strong men but man childs surely isn't helping

** and not every video game player is a manchild and if you play video games doesn't mean your kids will be fucked up***
You're being vague. What do you mean by "adult things"? Most adults who play video games also work and pay bills, which are adult things. So, what's your point?
 
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MEN ARE EVUL
Mature reaction. If someone states that a woman who had sex with 10 different men is a whore, it says something about the low amount of sex he had. Otherwise, why say something like that?

So please point out where I say that men are evil...
 

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Mature reaction. If someone states that a woman who had sex with 10 different men is a whore, it says something about the low amount of sex he had. Otherwise, why say something like that?

So please point out where I say that men are evil...

So it’s totally cool that she basically said guys who play video games are bad at sex but people calling her a whore for having a top 10 of dicks taken is wrong and stereotyping?
 
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It amazes me that she's banged enough dicks to have a top ten, and not one of them were a 15" (soft) GAFfer.

Who's gonna take one for the community?
 

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I would definitely prefer playing Warzone with my friends than have anything to do with that land whale. 😂
 
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Hate to say it but in a way agree.

Us men today are to infantile. We dont really grow up and its encouraged. How many 30 abd 40 year olds are paying 100s for video game machine or collecting toys or watching cartoons etc....

I dont know if gamer dudes can fuck the shit out of a fat black lady i aint fat or black and i dont take dick.

But its time for us men to grow up a bit and leave the child stuff to children. Its probably why the younger generation is so fucked up and soft these days.

Rant over.
My response is just 4 words.
Grow old, not up.