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"If I think of the top ten best dicks I've ever had, they didn't play videogames."

NeoIkaruGAF

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Hate to say it but in a way agree.

Us men today are to infantile. We dont really grow up and its encouraged. How many 30 abd 40 year olds are paying 100s for video game machine or collecting toys or watching cartoons etc....

I dont know if gamer dudes can fuck the shit out of a fat black lady i aint fat or black and i dont take dick.

But its time for us men to grow up a bit and leave the child stuff to children. Its probably why the younger generation is so fucked up and soft these days.

Rant over.
Most women spend much more for shoes and dresses they’ll wear less than 10 times, and handbags/purses branded with a logo that makes the products way more profitable than Apple’s.

And I’m not going over the quality of TV programs /movies that a lot of women watch.

It’s not a competition. Both sexes waste money and consume stuff that’s far from top quality.
That’s why it’s ridiculous to correlate dick skills with your gaming habits. Lots of women out there who know how to look smashing and get you in bed, and then just lay there like an ironing board.
 
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MagnesG

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I think it explains some of the underlying angst in this thread, though.

You guys clearly hate women and want to do nothing more than slut-shame them.

Shaming a shameless slut is called slut shame now?
 
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Dontuseducks

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Because its funny?

Jeez, lighten up a bit.

Look, she is talking trash about people who play video games and this is a video game forum.

It's not like people are saying this stuff to her face.

Not everything on the forum needs to be about staying "cool" and "mature" or whatever.

I see her comment as just a bit daft but if she can dish it out then she can certainly take it.
Im not so sure if calling somebody a whore is funny.
 
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To be fair, when I think of the top 10 women I've ever slept with -- from girls who worked the fryer at McDonald's to girls with billboards in Time's Square and other countries (including billboards and ads in airports and trucks in those countries) -- none of them were as no-neck having as this 'host'.

A lot of loudmouthed porkers believe that a real man is a man who invests his resources in them and them alone. It's why a surprisingly high amount of women buy into the knight in shining armor archetype. At no point do these whales realize how big of a red flag it is to be involved with a man who doesn't have anything else to do with his time, money, and energy. So what ends up happening is what started as an exciting exchange of fluids slowly becomes a tiring exchange of negative emotions, leading to one or both parties terminating the relationship. It's why these women always end up single in their 40's and why these men are in a constant search for 'the right one'.
 

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A lot of loudmouthed porkers believe that a real man is a man who invests his resources in them and them alone. It's why a surprisingly high amount of women buy into the knight in shining armor archetype. At no point do these whales realize how big of a red flag it is to be involved with a man who doesn't have anything else to do with his time, money, and energy. So what ends up happening is what started as an exciting exchange of fluids slowly becomes a tiring exchange of negative emotions, leading to one or both parties terminating the relationship. It's why these women always end up single in their 40's and why these men are in a constant search for 'the right one'.
dude, you should consider a career as a dating coach with this next-level knowledge. Most men are absolutely clueless.
 

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You are mistaken if you think I am offended either. I just think she is representative of a group of humans I find repulsive and want to make that clear.
Seriously, sometimes people want to comment because they want to, you can't just assume everyone is offended somehow. Somebody is acting in a horrible way definitely deserves to be responded to. Your belief that it is fine "as long as it isn't talking about me" is actually very questionable.

So you are saying it is fine to ignore someone behaving rudely, as long as that person isn't rude to you personally? That bad behaviour is fine if it targets someone else?
"So you are saying it is fine to ignore someone behaving rudely" Yes, its probably preferable.
 

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Prepare for women to present their DOTY awards each year on YouTube.

Don't know if that's even a joke, seeing where we're heading as a society.
 
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Humdinger

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This woman is clearly trying her hardest to offend people.

No, I don't think so. Think about her audience. This is three black women talking. Who's going to be listening in? Male gamers? I doubt it. It's going to be other women.

If I were to put on my psychologist's cap for a minute, I'd say she is trying to do 4 things:

1. Speak to her audience about something that they can relate to. I'm sure a lot of them have boyfriends who play videogames, and I'm sure it's a topic of interest for those women.

2. Posture herself as a connioseur of dick, someone who has had a lot of men. She thinks this means she is sexually desirable to men, and so she's saying it as evidence for anyone who's listening that she is a sought-after woman, that men prize her. She's inflating her value, basically.

Of course, she doesn't acknowledge that it takes zero effort for a woman to run up a high body count. All a woman has to do is smile, say hello, and signal her willingness to be sexual. She will have simps lined up around the block. A high body count for a woman is no accomplishment at all, and in fact, it's a terrible red flag. However, some women still believe it's evidence of their prowess or desirability. She's using it that way here.

3. The usual narcissistic, ego-inflating move: feel better about yourself, pump your own ego up, by putting other people down. "Those stupid men and their videogames, what a bunch of losers! Ha ha!" She's puffing her own ego up by belittling other people.

4. She's also inviting her female audience to do the same -- to feel better about themselves by laughing at men who play videogames, to inflate their self-esteem by putting other people down. "They can't even satisfy a woman! I bet they have small penises! Ha ha!"
 
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John Day

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This all boils down to video games not being taken seriously as a medium. Because they are seen as immature and pointless. Thats why games like TLOU 2 are so important. More of those and the medium will be taken more seriously, eventually.
Taken seriously by who? By people like the one in the video? 🤣 I would never care.

After all, personal enjoyment has always been the end goal of any hobby.
 
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Random lady: "Gamers are children and are bad in bed"
Handful of gamers on the enthusiast gaming internet forum Neogaf: "LOL yup she's right guys don't be mad about it!"

The fuck.... talk about a self hating complex.
 
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Also society has got to do away with the hobbies define your maturity thing. We are a spec in the universe. Nobody cares or should care if a 50 year old man is watching cartoons and collecting toys or golfing, fishing, and talking about stocks at dinner. Which ever one makes the individual happy is all that really matters.
 
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I wonder how much outrage it would have caused had a man said something like:
“Of the Top 10 pussies I‘ve ever had, they weren’t obese”
 
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It's true. No gamers or causal "normies" are the best fucks in the seen and unseen universe. Science backs it up.

Sorry.
 
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Reading the topic thread, all I can imagine is sentient dicks with little arms and little controllers playing games on a little tv. While wearing little hats and sunglasses.

Hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
 
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For me videogames is a litmus test for a new potential girlfriend. If she not at least tries to act interested then that means she is not interested in technology, puzzles, music, challenges or everything else.

That does not mean I get to test many potential new girlfriends.
 

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For me videogames is a litmus test for a new potential girlfriend. If she not at least tries to act interested then that means she is not interested in technology, puzzles, music, challenges or everything else.

That does not mean I get to test many potential new girlfriends.
BUT you've got a new kind of problem on your hands with a significant other that's also sort of into / dabbling with video games: You're gonna battle for screen time in the living room. And chances are you're gonna lose because she's got the pussy and you've got the dick. It comes down to this then: Do you regularly watch and enjoy hours-long LetsPlays of Sims 5? Because that's all there is left then, baby. It's all that's left. Lots of proxy decisions about the wallpaper and where to put the second bathroom. Boom.
 
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mckmas8808

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No, I don't think so. Think about her audience. This is three black women talking. Who's going to be listening in? Male gamers? I doubt it. It's going to be other women.

If I were to put on my psychologist's cap for a minute, I'd say she is trying to do 4 things:

1. Speak to her audience about something that they can relate to. I'm sure a lot of them have boyfriends who play videogames, and I'm sure it's a topic of interest for those women.

2. Posture herself as a connioseur of dick, someone who has had a lot of men. She thinks this means she is sexually desirable to men, and so she's saying it as evidence for anyone who's listening that she is a sought-after woman, that men prize her. She's inflating her value, basically.

Of course, she doesn't acknowledge that it takes zero effort for a woman to run up a high body count. All a woman has to do is smile, say hello, and signal her willingness to be sexual. She will have simps lined up around the block. A high body count for a woman is no accomplishment at all, and in fact, it's a terrible red flag. However, some women still believe it's evidence of their prowess or desirability. She's using it that way here.

3. The usual narcissistic, ego-inflating move: feel better about yourself, pump your own ego up, by putting other people down. "Those stupid men and their videogames, what a bunch of losers! Ha ha!" She's puffing her own ego up by belittling other people.

4. She's also inviting her female audience to do the same -- to feel better about themselves by laughing at men who play videogames, to inflate their self-esteem by putting other people down. "They can't even satisfy a woman! I bet they have small penises! Ha ha!"

I find it equally interesting that the 3rd host is a complete gamer and speaks about it like a Gaffer.
 
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How many GeForce RTX™ 3090 setups am I supposed to build here though? You just know she wants to play the Minecraft with the RTX just to see it and then she can't unsee it

lmao I dunno, you got me there haha. I want to like Minecraft, and I always tout gameplay over graphics, but I just can't get past Minecrafts shitty Lego asthetic.
 

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Here are some photos of Mandii B, who is the woman that made the comment. She's not the hottest woman around and she is pretty big, but not everyone is high-tier in the looks department. Also, she's admittedly bigger than I thought based on the video in the OP.