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[adj_noun]

My favorite wrestler/manager team of all time.

Absolutely flawless.

 

[Cagey]

Stone Cold Steve Austin is the bionic redneck. A Texan T-800 is bad ass.

Explain these in context of DBZ power levels, please.

He's the People's Champ, with millions and millions.

He's Goku.

Goku stays winnin.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

No mention of Mr. Perfect yet?

and here's our champion

Explain these in context of DBZ power levels, please.

Perfect's power level is ∞

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Well the issue with Mr. Perfect is that even though he's perfect, something like Hulk Hogan's Jesus Power can obliterate him. Actually, definitely, due to his hubris.

 

[Professor Beef]

Can Ric Flair control all of nature?

Ric Flair can't even control his bank account.

 

[bitesnintendog]

Undertaker. You can't kill him and has lightning powers.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Kane should be pretty high because he is a demon after all. Is he still the undertakers brother or is that not canon now?

Kerry Von Erich is a god damn Tornado, so he's got to be high up on the list too.

I just watched the WCCW(correct?) video too. Shame what happened to that family.

 

[adj_noun]

Dragon Dragon just burns and eats everybody.

 

[Perspicacity]

Apex Predator

Apex predators (also known as alpha, super, top or top-level predators) are predators with no natural predators of their own, residing at the top of their food chain.[1] Zoologists define predation as the killing and consumption of another organism but generally excluding parasites and most bacteria.[2] In this context, "apex predator" is usually defined in terms of trophic dynamics.

Unfortunately it'd be Randy Orton.

There is an argument for CM Punk as well as he is the Best in the World.

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

Maybe The Rock? I mean, this is a guy with an elbow capable of completely incapacitating people. Of course, now that I think about it, an elbow drop by a 250+lb extremely muscular guy would probably be pretty damaging even without them hamming it up...

 

[BronsonLee]

Well the issue with Mr. Perfect is that even though he's perfect, something like Hulk Hogan's Jesus Power can obliterate him. Actually, definitely, due to his hubris.

I think the Perfect fighter would beat the power of Jesus, though. Jesus can make mistakes!

Dragon Dragon just burns and eats everybody.

How can a dead dragon be champion?!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Well, who all is in the unkillable tier?

Hulk Hogan
Vince McMahon (based off of the explosion)
Undertaker
Ultimate Warrior (his spirit is in all the Little Warriors)

Who else? There's more.

 

[Nicktendo86]

OK forgetting gimmicks, who's finisher if done for real would be the most damaging? Tombstone piledriver? Stunner?

 

[adj_noun]

How can a dead dragon be champion?!

He lives on in my heart.

NSFW/L

 

[XiaNaphryz]

OK forgetting gimmicks, who's finisher if done for real would be the most damaging? Tombstone piledriver? Stunner?

Sledgehammer.

 

[Paracelsus]

Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar, for 45 consecutive cumulative years. They won in real life, their gimmick is that they won where people lock up and try to hurt each other for real, you can't beat that gimmick.

 

[BronsonLee]

He lives on in my heart.

NSFW/L

I'm glad he's dead!

 

[Data West]

Well, who all is in the unkillable tier?

Hulk Hogan
Vince McMahon (based off of the explosion)
Undertaker
Ultimate Warrior (his spirit is in all the Little Warriors)

Who else? There's more.

Muta
Ric Flair(they poisoned him that one time)
Brody because he ain't jobbing

Shame it didn't work for Frank Goodish :/

 

[GungHo]

Sure, but he wasn't the first to...Nature Boy Buddy Rogers did it beforehand

It was Evil Druid on Evil Druid combat. Flair had to defeat Rogers in combat to become a level 14 Hierophant.

 

[Professor Beef]

There is an argument for CM Punk as well as he is the Best in the World.

Chris Jericho also claims this title.

 

[adj_noun]

I'm glad he's dead!

;_;

 

[Deleted member 47027]

OK forgetting gimmicks, who's finisher if done for real would be the most damaging? Tombstone piledriver? Stunner?

The ones that nearly truly kill people. Tombstone ain't got shit on this

 

[Data West]

Chris Jericho also claims this title.

So did Terry Funk in like 1982.

 

[BronsonLee]

;_;

Puhuhuhuhu

The ones that nearly truly kill people. Tombstone ain't got shit on this

...What the fuck is this?!

 

[Ryck]

Chris Jericho also claims this title.

Yeah but Jericho doesn't specify what that is. CM Punk says he is the best WRESTLER in the world. Jericho says he is the best in the world at what he does. No one can say for certain what that is. Unless it just applies to EVERYTHING he does.

 

[Perspicacity]

Chris Jericho also claims this title.

CM Punk didn't put any qualifiers on his claim to best wrestler. Chris Jericho is only the best at what he does, which is being a mid-tier wrestler who constantly loses to younger talent.

 

[ElFly]

Perfection doesn't mean invincibility.

Some deformed monster could be stronger and defeat Mr Perfect.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Perfection doesn't mean invincibility.

Some deformed monster could be stronger and defeat Mr Perfect.

 

[akira28]

that dudes thigh muscles are huge.

 

[jmdajr]

hmmmmmm

 

[ultron87]

Yeah but Jericho doesn't specify what that is. CM Punk says he is the best WRESTLER in the world. Jericho says he is the best in the world at what he does. No one can say for certain what that is. Unless it just applies to EVERYTHING he does.

He probably just means wearing a light up jacket.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Triple H is no good. He's a frivolous thing, a pastime. The Game. Who gives a shit?

 

[BronsonLee]

He probably just means wearing a light up jacket.

He ain't even the best at that!

...Though his new one is pretty awesome

 

[BinaryPork2737]

I've got four words for you, brother. Yapapi Indian strap match.

 

[Perspicacity]

Has anyone ever gone through Ultimate Warrior's promos to determine all of the different powers he has? Because I'm pretty sure he's basically Superman if all of the shit he's said about himself is true.

 

[Data West]

He probably just means wearing a light up jacket.

But he's not at that either

 

[ElFly]

The Ultimate Warrior may not have been the champion, but if his gimmick was real, he lived in a world where warriors boarded spaceships and also flowed through blood?!??!

Surreal.

 

[Data West]

Ultimo Dragon is not only a dragon, but he's the ULTIMATE Dragon.

I'm not sure what can compete with that. Kane's not even like a Top Demon. He's just A demon.

 

[GungHo]

So did Terry Funk in like 1982.

Terry Funk has a regenerative healing factor and is essentially an unclawed Sabertooth.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Yeah I think the only way you could fight Warrior would be on a metaphysical plane.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Kurt Angle wins because his "gimmick" is that he was an Olympic Gold Medalist, which trumps Brock's NCAA championship.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

If what he says is true, and everybody's got a price...

 

[Toki767]

Ultimo Dragon is not only a dragon, but he's the ULTIMATE Dragon.

I'm not sure what can compete with that. Kane's not even like a Top Demon. He's just A demon.

Ultimo means last, not ultimate.

The Road Warriors would probably be up there just because their gimmick was that they don't sell.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Kurt Angle wins because his "gimmick" is that he was an Olympic Gold Medalist, which trumps Brock's NCAA championship.

but the power of Christ

or Satan

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

I'm going with Gangrel because he's a vampire. He already turned Edge and Christain which means he could turn others.

Also his intro was awesome.

 

[ElFly]

How can a dead dragon be champion?!

I have footage that shows Dragon Dragon being decapitated AND STILL SURVIVING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JMeKSjBYQY

how can you defeat a guy who can survive decapitation?

 

[Paracelsus]

Kurt Angle wins because his "gimmick" is that he was an Olympic Gold Medalist, which trumps Brock's NCAA championship.

Angle also was NCAA champion twice. Lesnar won UFC world title, anyway.

 

[sappyday]

Wow the WWE can actually be a shonen

 

[Credo]

If what he says is true, and everybody's got a price...

Rich Mexican playboy aristocrat Alberto Del Rio returns and pairs with DiBiase for a hostile takeover of the WWE. They then control everything.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Triple H is no good. He's a frivolous thing, a pastime. The Game. Who gives a shit?

It's ALL ABOUT The Game

And how you play it