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Opinion If you could be reincarnated, what animal would you want to be and why?

Jun 17, 2019
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I would choose to come back as a cat in the Western world. Sleeping all day, being fed, would be great.

Not in the middle east though. Cats have a terrible time there.
 
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teezzy

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A bee.

Steady job. Same goals as every other bee, so everyone's on board. Dance a bit. Spend lots of time smelling flowers. Live in nice OCD hexagonal housing.
 
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Vier

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I read this one story about two women who hate each other and revenge each other, they were then being reborn as a hen and a cat, and then as a doe and a leopardess…:pie_ssmiling:
 

GeorgPrime

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A cat.

Rubbing on tits, demanding food, ignoring people, just sleeping all the time, sometimes destroy stuff if i want too and people will love you anyway...
 
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Blitzmangoman

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Why anyone would pick anything else is beyond me. You get:

-camouflage
-8 arms with suckers on them (that can taste!)
-9 brains
-3 hearts
-A beak that can bite through bone
-ink spray to blind predators
But you can't fight the best of the best elite samurai. That is the main thing.
 

Karmic Raze

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House cat with a loving owner like my own. He seems to have a pretty good life.

If we’re talking about wild animals… I definitely still would want to be some kind of feline. Tiger, cheetah, lion, etc. Maybe a cheetah because you can run so freaking fast, but tigers are awesome too. Maybe a damn liger like Napoleon Dynamite was talking about. Now that’s some good stuff.
 
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I originally wanted to be a Shark but then I saw this video




So I guess now I'd want to be reincarnated as the trust fund baby of a very wealthy white man
 
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Dark Star

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Why anyone would pick anything else is beyond me. You get:

-camouflage
-8 arms with suckers on them (that can taste!)
-9 brains
-3 hearts
-A beak that can bite through bone
-ink spray to blind predators

I watched My Octopus Teacher on Netflix and now they’re my spirit animal.
 

bitbydeath

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Dolphin, they’re smart, fast, ocean exploration is a huge plus and they know how to fuck.
 

Toots

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Paris, 🇫🇷
If you’re human, reincarnating in anything other than human is supposed to be a downgrade ( from the buddhist POV). That said if I had to choose I would be reincarnated as one of the turtles who still fuck at 120 years old
 

Ikutachi

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If you’re human, reincarnating in anything other than human is supposed to be a downgrade ( from the buddhist POV). That said if I had to choose I would be reincarnated as one of the turtles who still fuck at 120 years old
They eat pizza too, right? That too.
 
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DavidGzz

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A parrot in a beautful tropic country for the view.

1. I'd be able to fly
2. I'm colorful af
3. Can live for 75 years
4. I can still talk shit
 
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