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B'z-chan

Banned
Porno... not with you, and definatly she didnt tell you.... a: what would you do? and b: why does god punish thee?

Not to say i saw mine in a porno. But i had this creepy thought while watching Wheel of Fortune... dont ask me why. I for one would try to beat down the guy and ask questions latter. Cause he stole some whip cream and cherries from my sweet sundae.
 

BlackMage

Banned
Sorta on topic: Why does the guy automatically go after the other guy when his girlfriend cheats on him. 99% of the time the guy that is screwing your girlfriend/wife etc. doesn't know she is married/has a BF (in fact she will LIE to him). Us bro's need to stick together and unite against the cheating whores!!!

It's all a conspiracy. The women are trying to get us to kill each other off so they can bask in Lesbianism for as long as they live!!
 

B'z-chan

Banned
While i could agree. Women are just as sexually charged as most males. And sleep around a lot more statistically than men. We lie the most and its just our nature. So when it comes to things like this all we can say is we didnt know. Which is being honest, but in this type of situation, it just dont work.

What bothers me more is why i thought of this while watching a tape of a rerun of wheel of freaking fortune. Thats bothers me more. but if i ever clicked the channel over to see that. I would be hurt, then its time for some revenge. I could maybe understand if it was for food and shelter, but nah that guy aint go no fucking chance nor does the camera man. There both as good as dead......


Later on live at 5.... young GAFer B'z-chan (Aka Garrett Nolan McFarland) was picked up at his home in Fresno California for the murder of two people, possibly linked to the adult movie: "Devil by night"
 

bjork

Member
It would depend on when the film was made. If it was from before I knew her, then that's her business. If it was during the span of a relationship I had with her, that would be less than cool, and I'd probably have a hard time trusting anything she said after that.
 

8bit

Knows the Score
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evil ways

Member
bjork said:
It would depend on when the film was made. If it was from before I knew her, then that's her business. If it was during the span of a relationship I had with her, that would be less than cool, and I'd probably have a hard time trusting anything she said after that.

Same here, and I would probably also have an STD scare, so I'd go get myself checked just in case.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
and if she did freaky sh*t in the video that she claimed to not like to do with me... well then I'd REALLY be upset. ;)
 

belgurdo

Banned
...why would you attack the male actor of the movie, especially considering he likely doesn't know that she snuck off to do the movie or has a boyfriend that objects?

And I'd probably ask if I could co-star in the next one.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
Everyone is missing an important issue here.

Why did you tape an episode of Wheel of Fortune???
 

Archaix

Drunky McMurder
levious said:
Everyone is missing an important issue here.

Why did you tape an episode of Wheel of Fortune???

Thank you, so much for getting to this before I did.

Watching Wheel of Fortune...okay, I guess there may be nothing on or it is a family thing or something.

But a taped rerun? What the hell?
 

drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
i once stumbled on dirty internet pictures of a girl i was seeing. totally random link from one of those thumbnail gallery sites; can't imagine the odds. nothing hardcore - just her taking her clothes off on a bed - but there was every possibility she'd done something more serious. i just saved the pictures and kept quiet. it was an amusing thing to know and keep at the back of my mind.
 

ballhog

Member
Why do you think men lie more than women? I don't agree with that at all. And who watches a tape of Wheel of Fortune?
 

Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
darscot said:
Why do so many men get angry at other men for having sex with there girl it just makes no sense to me.

I think it would depend on how it happened. If the girl was drunk or something, and the guy just screwed her, I'd be pissed at him. If the girl knew what she was doing and the guy didn't know she had a boyfriend or is married, I'd be pissed at her. And if the guy and girl both knew, THEN I'd be ready to run them both down. >: )

Somehow I think the worst possible scenario would be if the guy screws your girl, and the girl LIKES it much more than anything you've ever done to her. Sounds like a bad softcore porn movie plot already! Just add in the "nerdy but 'suddenly' hot when the glasses comes off friend" for the guy/gal that gets dumped to screw, and it's on skinemax.
 
Archaix said:
Thank you, so much for getting to this before I did.

Watching Wheel of Fortune...okay, I guess there may be nothing on or it is a family thing or something.

But a taped rerun? What the hell?


He invites his friends over to watch Wheel of fortune, and has the tape running 5 minutes before they get there, with the show before it. Then, he amazes them with his "puzzle solving powers."
 
Jonny said:
Sorta on topic: Why does the guy automatically go after the other guy when his girlfriend cheats on him?

Because you can't beat the shit out of the girl, silly. People would look down on you, and you'd probably face lawsuits and/or jail time. However, beating the shit out of the other guy is a very manly thing to do.

+1 for asskicking
 

darscot

Member
You have to be a complete loser to get pissed at a guy for sleeping with your girl. Your ego has to be like egg shells. Don't get mad at the dog if you leave your steak on the floor.
 
Wrong.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, I would beat the utter shit out of the guy, then I would slap the bitch and throw her out of my life.
 

darscot

Member
I rest my case anybody that is going to talk shit about beating a guy and slapping the bitch is a wanker. It obviously isn't going to work out with you and the girl enough said. Move on! I learned a long time ago it makes no sense to burn bridges.
 
darscot said:
I rest my case anybody that is going to talk shit about beating a guy and slapping the bitch is a wanker. It obviously isn't going to work out with you and the girl enough said. Move on! I learned a long time ago it makes no sense to burn bridges.

Listen buddy, I don't know how you guys in the UK do it, but in the States WE KICK SOME ASS!! YEAH!!!

And I also I said that I'd "throw her out of my life" which means it's over, done, forgettaboutit.

Burning bridges? Who the fuck would ever cross back over the cheating slut bridge? That bitch is gone, my friend.
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
You really want to go to jail? Because if you haul off and knock her out, that's where you'll be. Is a trick bitch like that worth it?

There are much more creative and satisfying ways to get revenge if that's your style, trust me - and you won't wind up with a prison record.
ballhog said:
So if some guy fucks my steak, I should punch my GF?
roofles
 

belgurdo

Banned
Error Macro said:
Wrong.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, I would beat the utter shit out of the guy, then I would slap the bitch and throw her out of my life.


The return of the internet tough guy mentality! Flex those badass finger muscles with your bad self!
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
you still face jail kicking the dude's ass. Wouldn't the only true revenge be sleeping with her mother? Assuming she cheated on you in the first place.
 

darscot

Member
ballhog said:
So if some guy fucks my steak, I should punch my GF?
LOL

First I'm a Canuck not a Limey. I've had a girl cheat on me. It wasn't a serious relationship so no big deal just broke it off. Things were nice and pleasant no buddy punched out anyone. Time goes on I run into her late one night and ended up having a great night in bed with her. Walked away in the morning with a smile on my face and left one on hers.

I have also had some crazed jealouse boyfriend come in while I was in the middle of the deed and start a fight. I end up rolling around with this freak buck naked. If you've never had to fight naked you have no idea how utterly disturbing it is. I eventually just pinned the guy against the wall and told him I was getting dressed. I tipped my ass out the door and left him and his women to deal with it. It was no business of mine.
 
belgurdo said:
The return of the internet tough guy mentality! Flex those badass finger muscles with your bad self!

Hey asshole, you want some of me? Yeah, I think you'll get your asskicking just as soon as I take care of numbers 23 and 24 on my shit list! I'M GONNA COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR MOTHERLOVIN' ASS BUDDY!! AND THEN I'M GONNA SKIN YOUR FAMILY ALIVE!! RAPE THE WOMEN!! BURN THE VILLAGE!!! YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!



Jeez, you fucks. I'm totally exaggerating. When I said "kick the guy's ass", that's really not what would happen. I mean shit, one punch from me and the fucker would be on the ground. That's not really an ass kicking.
 

nitewulf

Member
from the given situation i dont see why one would go after the guy, as the guy would be a male porn star? he is just doing his job...

"hey peter north!!! you fucked my gf!!! i'm coming after you!!!!!!"
 
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