Well, i was exaggerating but Mario Kart is the only game guaranteed to not be disappointing. Sakurai can't be trusted, and I don't know how good X will be. Zelda games are always controversial and never seem to be "good enough."
Mario Kart laughs at all the other franchises as it drives into the sunset....
I do like how broad the term "Nintendo Fan" is. As if the same audience that is pining for Metroid Prelude/Starfox Cosmos/F-Zero XX is the same audience that has an blissful aneurysm over new Mario Kart items.
There is a liiiiiittttlllleeee bit of a divide, don't cha know.