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[Cunth]

Sitting around at home all day, and when I'm bored the first thing I think is what kind of snack I can eat. For some reason my wife bought pringles like they are toilet paper or something

 

[womfalcs3]

Yeah. In addition to not moving as much, I'm filling my body with frozen pizzas and McDonald's breakfast meals.

 

[Turnt]

"After" you say.

 

[nush]

Wipe your ass on the Pringles, problem solved!

 

[Elektro Demon]

"After" you say.

It's gonna be over one way or another.
Either we'll learn to live with corona, or there will be a vaccine in the near future or there will be mass riots/anarchy.
Those are the only 3 realistic possibilities.

 

[Cunth]

Wipe your ass on the Pringles, problem solved!

and poo in the pringle tube and throw it over someones fence lol

 

[McHuj]

Yeah, me too. my diet has gone to complete shit.

 

[Cato]

First of all, you don't have a wife.
Second, no need for toiletpaper. Just use a sock like all other degenerates.
Third. Just you passing a huge turd does not mean you are no longer a virgin.

 

[nush]

Second, no need for toiletpaper. Just use a sock like all other degenerates.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

and poo in the pringle tube and throw it over someones fence lol

Neighbor: Hey, free Pringle’s! Aww shit...

 

[sonomamashine]

Fingerlickin' Good!

You already fat fam.

 

[Airola]

So the right hand (the "wife") hoards Pringles and the left hand shoves them down the throat like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Stilton Disco]

I've found the opposite, I'm so busy in the garden and doing stuff I don't usually have time for, that I'm not snacking at all, and have been taking smaller meals to avoid the need to go to the shops again any time soon.

I think if I just sat around eating all day I'd go insane.

 

[Cato]

So the right hand (the "wife") hoards Pringles and the left hand shoves them down the throat like there's no tomorrow.

You don't handle food with your left hand. ok?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Yeah, it's horrible. Eating all day.
Even started to drink more alcohol than I usually do..

 

[lock2k]

I've found the opposite, I'm so busy in the garden and doing stuff I don't usually have time for, that I'm not snacking at all, and have been taking smaller meals to avoid the need to go to the shops again any time soon.

I think if I just sat around eating all day I'd go insane.

I actually snack more in the office due to the boredom I have for being on the office.

I also have an extreme boredom for being at home but I don't feel the need to snack to pass the time. I'm probably going to lose weight.

 

[Breakage]

I've seen many people stocking up on large frozen pizzas over the past couple of weeks. Britain is gonna be an even fatter nation after this crisis.

 

[Alx]

I've found it easier to ration myself to make my stocks last and reduce my trips to the shops, even if they're still open and offer all I need. So I'm getting slimmer while respecting the lockdown as much as possible, win-win. (well, that's a loss for the food industry)

 

[Birdo]

It will burn off once you are placed in the incinerator.

 

[off duty ninja]

You’re doing it wrong.

 

[nush]

Even started to drink more alcohol than I usually do..

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[nemiroff]

Me and my wife (goes to the gym four times a week) already had this talk last week - We are genuinely worried - About that too..

 

[Coolwhhip]

"Before the lock down I was fit, REALLY GUYS!"

 

[Rentahamster]

First of all, you don't have a wife.

Not true.
Source: I'm his wife








He's also already fat.
Source: I'm his wife

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I definitely feel the urge to snack more often than usual lately

 

[Cunth]

I’m gonna not eat now cause gaf called me fat

 

[Rentahamster]

I’m gonna not eat now cause gaf called me fat

Don't worry, everyone on GAF is fat too.

Source: I'm your wife.

 

[teezzy]

Just develop bulimia. It's cool fam

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Nester99]

Your doing this wrong then.

This is a great time to eat clean,Start a new body weight workout Routine at home. Clean up And organize your house and finish projects at home.

You can come out of this like a champ or a chump, your choice!

 

[Barnabot]

I’m gonna not eat now cause gaf called me fat

send me all the pringles you have. without the chinese virus.

kthxbye

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Did OP mentioned PRINGLES!!!?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

without the chinese virus.

That’s the best flavor

 

[Hinedorf]

Have the same fear, I pace around my condo around 7 miles worth a day while I'm "working" to offset the pizza roll party

 

[Mr Nash]

Just think of it as a challenge. See how fat you can become by the end of all this. If you aren't so big that a wall needs to be removed to get yourself out of the house, consider the challenge failed.

 

[rykomatsu]

I ran more in 1 day this week than I normally do in a month.

Fuck, I hate cardio...

 

[crowbrow]

I'm trying to learn to cook better. I have a big breakfast, i skip lunch and just eat an apple or smth (even if im still hungry) and for dinner i try cooking smth new depending what i crave. I also downloaded one of those exercise Apps that make you a 30 day routine and i do it immediately after i wake up.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

My job has been deemed essential so my life hasn’t changed at all.

 

[Taxexemption]

I'm fasting, haven't eaten since Sunday afternoon. Planning on going till Saturday morning, might do it again next week if my abs aren't quit there.

 

[Tesseract]

just do some cardio, nobody wants to do it but we all have to

lay off the sugar

 

[Deleted member 17706]

So many exercises you can do with zero equipment. Since working from home, I've been working out a ton in small bursts and taking plenty of walks. Going too be fitter on the other end of this than I would if I went into the office every day.

 

[triplestation]

I need my big fancy machines

I'm using dumbells for just biceps this fucking shit sucks dicks

 

[Airola]

You don't handle food with your left hand. ok?

Cunth is from Australia. They do weird shit there!

 

[triplestation]

Hitler was Australian

 

[GHG]

I need my big fancy machines

I'm using dumbells for just biceps this fucking shit sucks dicks

Same here man. I had a major rant to my wife about this shit today. I have a 50KG (total) dumbell set and it's only really good for arms and shoulders. For everything else they suck arse, don't think I will even manage maintain mass for the next couple of weeks with these puny weights.

I need my hack squat rack. I need to shrug. I need to bench. I need to deadlift.

It's been 2 weeks and I'm starting to feel dead inside.

 

[sublimit]

Chubby is sexy.

 

[diffusionx]

Same here man. I had a major rant to my wife about this shit today. I have a 50KG (total) dumbell set and it's only really good for arms and shoulders. For everything else they suck arse, don't think I will even manage maintain mass for the next couple of weeks with these puny weights.

I need my hack squat rack. I need to shrug. I need to bench. I need to deadlift.

It's been 2 weeks and I'm starting to feel dead inside.

I bought a bunch of resistance bands and shit last year and of course they sat fallow, but I'm glad I have them now.

I also have Ring Fit Adventure.

 

[Grinchy]

I've only gone to get fast food or takeout a few times in the past couple weeks, but damn has it been good. I don't know if it's the reduced traffic or what. Maybe the employees are so bored that making the food correctly is just more interesting. I got some McDonalds a week ago that has had me craving it ever since. And my location typically fucking sucks.

 

[Breakage]

I think young western women are gonna struggle more with these lockdowns. Think about it:
No hair or beauty salons open
No gyms open
Many don't really know how to cook (some don't even see cooking as something that a modern woman should learn)
Since they are more emotionally driven and image conscious, they'll be more likely to comfort eat to make themselves feel better

Maybe I'm wrong. I dunno.