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I'm in love with the most beautiful russian girl.

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TEH-CJ

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Holy christ.

this is what love feels like. holy crap.

the sex. her vagina aroma. her scent. everything about her drives me crazy. fuck me dead.

I took a new approach and decided to go to the uk and find a russian girl. and I did just that.
 

DemiMatt

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I would never say I'm in love, and then the supporting evidence would be the sex.

Anyways mail order brides ftfw?
 

jchap

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Mine was dead when I opened the crate :(

Her vaginal odor wasn't bad though :)
 

Stet

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Baby, since the moment I smelled your vaginal aroma I knew you were the girl for me. Will you do me the honour of being the only dick that smells like that vag for the rest of our lives?
 

toxicgonzo

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We need photographical evidence to confirm the validity of the OP
 

Plywood

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Holy christ.

this is what love feels like. holy crap.

the sex. her vagina aroma. her scent. everything about her drives me crazy. fuck me dead.

I took a new approach and decided to go to the uk and find a russian girl. and I did just that.
 

TEH-CJ

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just expressing my happiness haha

as someone who has been stabbed 5 times in chest and almost died. lost my family. been hurt countless of times and was destitute for a long time.

just good to be happy again.
 

scotcheggz

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How much did she cost? I bought a Russian bride a few years back, but her vagina aroma wasn't all that, so i cut my losses. Might look into the market again some time.
 

Plywood

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just expressing my happiness haha

as someone who has been stabbed 5 times in chest and almost died. lost my family. been hurt countless of times and was destitute for a long time.

just good to be happy again.
That's nice...

So when can I fuck you dead?
 

Furio53

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just expressing my happiness haha

as someone who has been stabbed 5 times in chest and almost died. lost my family. been hurt countless of times and was destitute for a long time.

just good to be happy again.

wow. So how did you meet her?
 

mj1108

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Holy christ.

this is what love feels like. holy crap.

the sex. her vagina aroma. her scent. everything about her drives me crazy. fuck me dead.

I took a new approach and decided to go to the uk and find a russian girl. and I did just that.

I bet you're talking about your sister.

Or your mom.
 

ScOULaris

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just expressing my happiness haha

as someone who has been stabbed 5 times in chest and almost died. lost my family. been hurt countless of times and was destitute for a long time.

just good to be happy again.



Between the OP and this tonal shift, I'm not completely confused by this thread.
 

- J - D -

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just expressing my happiness haha

as someone who has been stabbed 5 times in chest and almost died. lost my family. been hurt countless of times and was destitute for a long time.

just good to be happy again.

Oh shit, you're upping your brag levels. I respect that.
 
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Holy christ.

this is what love feels like. holy crap.

the sex. her vagina aroma. her scent. everything about her drives me crazy. fuck me dead.

I took a new approach and decided to go to the uk and find a russian girl. and I did just that.


How much did she cost? I bought a Russian bride a few years back, but her vagina aroma wasn't all that, so i cut my losses. Might look into the market again some time.

I smell a new meme
 
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