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I'm not racist, BUT...

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Oblivion

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When you go to a barber shop that doesn't house any English speaking barbers, and you pick up the little book that they have with all the different hairstyles and point to the one you want, it shouldn't be that difficult for the final result to at least SOMEWHAT resemble what you selected. You have the goddamn blue print right there!

Mind you, I asked nothing more than what the friggin picture wanted. Not even 'oh, and a little off the top' or 'leave the side burns alone'. Just the fucking picture. This wasn't rocket surgery. Not only was this not in the same ball park, it wasn't for the same sport!

This is why god invented picture machines, damn it. So that we wouldn't have to worry about any instances involving your no hablo ingleses, miso sollies, and we be jammin now mons.


What the fuck, yall?
 
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Oblivion said:
When you go to a barber shop that doesn't house any English speaking barbers, and you pick up the little book that they have with all the different hairstyles and point to the one you want, it shouldn't be that difficult for the final result to at least SOMEWHAT resemble what you selected. You have the goddamn blue print right there!

Mind you, I asked nothing more than what the friggin picture wanted. Not even 'oh, and a little off the top' or 'leave the side burns alone'. Just the fucking picture. This wasn't rocket surgery. Not only was this not in the same ball park, it wasn't for the same sport!

This is why god invented picture machines, damn it. So that we wouldn't have to worry about any instances involving your no hablo ingleses, miso sollies, and we be jammin now mons.


What the fuck, yall?
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pretty sure you're being racist
 
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Angelus Errare

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Different ethnicities have different type of hair, so you can't just point to a book and expect them to be able to cut your hair if they've never cut your kind before.


/barber
 
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Oblivion

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Sad thing is, there actually WAS a Bieber hairstyle in the booklet. :(
 
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MikeE21286 said:
and a picture of rocket surgery
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Was the picture from this?

 
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So you get a bad haircut after showing a barber a photo, and you assume the reason was a language barrier of some sort? By your own admission, you removed language from the equation here. If you are saying the hair cut was bad because a foreigner did it, then yes you are acting racist. And if that's the case, why agree to get your hair cut by someone you obviously believe to be incompetent based on where they are from?

Go to the fucking KKK for a haircut. I'm sure it's a lot harder to fuck up a bald head.
 
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Oblivion said:
This is why god invented picture machines, damn it. So that we wouldn't have to worry about any instances involving your no hablo ingleses, miso sollies, and we be jammin now mons.
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God damn, that was racist. Like, shockingly racist.
 
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Oblivion said:
When you go to a barber shop that doesn't house any English speaking barbers, and you pick up the little book that they have with all the different hairstyles and point to the one you want, it shouldn't be that difficult for the final result to at least SOMEWHAT resemble what you selected. You have the goddamn blue print right there!

Mind you, I asked nothing more than what the friggin picture wanted. Not even 'oh, and a little off the top' or 'leave the side burns alone'. Just the fucking picture. This wasn't rocket surgery. Not only was this not in the same ball park, it wasn't for the same sport!

This is why god invented picture machines, damn it. So that we wouldn't have to worry about any instances involving your no hablo ingleses, miso sollies, and we be jammin now mons.


What the fuck, yall?
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smh.gif
 
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"I'm not racist, BUT" is pretty much the same as "No offense, BUT" which actually means "I'm going to insult you, but don't get mad".
 
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Oblivion

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Sigh.

Do I REALLY need to point out that I have plenty of multi-racial friends?
 
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Oblivion said:
When you go to a barber shop that doesn't house any English speaking barbers, and you pick up the little book that they have with all the different hairstyles and point to the one you want, it shouldn't be that difficult for the final result to at least SOMEWHAT resemble what you selected. You have the goddamn blue print right there!

Mind you, I asked nothing more than what the friggin picture wanted. Not even 'oh, and a little off the top' or 'leave the side burns alone'. Just the fucking picture. This wasn't rocket surgery. Not only was this not in the same ball park, it wasn't for the same sport!

This is why god invented picture machines, damn it. So that we wouldn't have to worry about any instances involving your no hablo ingleses, miso sollies, and we be jammin now mons.


What the fuck, yall?
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I'm pretty sure Jamaicans would understand English. the other stuff is kinda uuuuuh
 
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IronFistedChampion said:
"I'm not racist, BUT" is pretty much the same as "No offense, BUT" which actually means "I'm going to insult you, but don't get mad".
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No it's not.
 
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Oblivion

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You guys don't even know what race the barber in question was.

And yet, I'M the racist?
 
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