Hitler Stole My Potato
Banned
I realize there's a bunch of you out there that love Shenmue. You love being able to walk around pretending you're Japanese, opening draws, stacking books, eating shit out of vending machines, and having Ryu get into retarded coversations with equally retarded characters. You like doing everyday minutia in a videogame, infact if there was a QTE involving Ryu taking a shit and wiping his ass you'd be first in line to play it - I know that's incredibly exciting to you.
So now I've got a better game for you - Indigo Prophecy. All the stupid bullshit you like doing like opening drawers, playing with yo-yos, taking showers, making coffee, etc. 'cept this game actually has a story that's half-way decent and actual voice actors instead of a bunch of random strangers hired from a bus depot. Sounds amazing but it's true. You'll also be doing QTE's up the ass just like you do with your buddy Ryu! It's like you never left. Just grab some Pocky and pretend you're in Japan or China - bam! You're back baby! Who needs Shenmue 3 when you've got a better substitue with Indigo Prophecy?
So now I've got a better game for you - Indigo Prophecy. All the stupid bullshit you like doing like opening drawers, playing with yo-yos, taking showers, making coffee, etc. 'cept this game actually has a story that's half-way decent and actual voice actors instead of a bunch of random strangers hired from a bus depot. Sounds amazing but it's true. You'll also be doing QTE's up the ass just like you do with your buddy Ryu! It's like you never left. Just grab some Pocky and pretend you're in Japan or China - bam! You're back baby! Who needs Shenmue 3 when you've got a better substitue with Indigo Prophecy?