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[EL CUCO]

For those that aren't interested in having a second son.

Well played.


Now if it only came with a girlfriend

 

[GQman2121]

How do they expect me to have a Second Son when they give me condoms?

They're defective as shit. The impending law suits will tank Sony shares and force them to sell off more than their PC business by the end of 2014.

 

[n00bsauce87]

Just why. Who at Sucker Punch thought this was a good idea?

 

[soundscream]

Are those Gamestop condoms........................

Who the hell would trust a condom from a store that is notorious for trying to sell people opened packages as new?

 

[Amir0x]

well ok then. it's too bad I can never use condoms or something

 

[panda-zebra]

not they'll ever get used.

glowing poshie... who could resist?

 

[Loudninja]

well ok then. it's too bad I can never use condoms or something

You are playing a dangerous game son.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

Come on guys, the junior came up with the second son joke before the one you all are quoting.

Sword fighting comic is gold though.

I feel like quoting Arya's instructor "And what do we say to sex? 'Not today'"

 

[Ol No Bones]

So I heard DMZ and Zimmerman were gonna brawl then I read this. I keep asking myself, "Is this the world I live in?".

good way to get attention.

 

[HeelPower]

Vulgar.

 

[Ricko Suave]

That cannot be real. There is no way people actually look like that.

 

[pulga]

im going to go to the nearest gamestop and see if i can bribe the guys into giving me the condoms

theyre italians so expect my glow in the dark schlong posted ITT soonish

 

[drexplora]

this might actually help some finally get some!
at the very least for the "cool" factor over guys with plain old lame condoms..

 

[The Blackrose]

That cannot be real. There is no way people actually look like that.

Believe.

 

[spannicus]

That cannot be real. There is no way people actually look like that.

Did Jersey shore do this to people?

 

[Broder Salsa]

well ok then. it's too bad I can never use condoms or something

Come on, surely you will get a semi hard on, put it on, turn off the light and play around with it for a bit. Just or fun,

 

[Solid Samus]

Come on guys, the junior came up with the second son joke before the one you all are quoting.

lolol

 

[Ricko Suave]

Believe.

Dood no. That cannot be real.

Is it?

 

[rottame]

I bet not a single one looks like a Guido. This species habitat is in the USA.

They are not exactly the same, but they share a similar sense of style. This a good but not perfect example:

 

[Shin-Ra]

I look forward to Fox saying how video games are trying to get kids to have sex.

 

[FootballFan]

After thorough research, I have come to the conclusion that these guys are Guidos, but not Italian ones. Albanian.

The pendant matches the figure on the flag as do the hand gestures which seem to be trying to replicate the shape of the eagle.

- Liam Neeson sends his regards.

 

[Slambot6]

This could not be any funnier. Thank you, video games. Thank you.

 

[pulga]

After thorough research, I have come to the conclusion that these guys are Guidos, but not Italian ones. Albanian.

The pendant matches the figure on the flag as do the hand gestures which seem to be trying to replicate the shape of the eagle.

- Liam Neeson sends his regards.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

After thorough research, I have come to the conclusion that these guys are Guidos, but not Italian ones. Albanian.

The pendant matches the figure on the flag as do the hand gestures which seem to be trying to replicate the shape of the eagle.

- Liam Neeson sends his regards.

Blatantly Albanian. Just like Janujaz, for all the effort and faultless attention to detail, the end product is shit

 

[Andronicus]

Now you can do this http://youtu.be/YDa83rHOqak

Why did i just watch this lol

 

[LuchaShaq]

Since she's on the pill my fiance would probably be super worried/pissed that I'm cheating if she stumbled across condoms, especially glow in the dark video game condoms.
'

 

[Amir0x]

Come on, surely you will get a semi hard on, put it on, turn off the light and play around with it for a bit. Just or fun,

You are playing a dangerous game son.

hah, it's just that ever since I was young when I use a condom during sex, I cannot ...um... climax. Every girl I've been with, no matter how good or bad they were in bed, when I put on a condom, my dick doesn't like to cooperate. I could just end up fucking for hours with no conclusion on my end. It's very frustrating.

But I suppose i could save them for posterity. Who else is going to offer condoms for a videogame? Well, other then maybe the next Saint's Row

 

[Vlade]

Are those Gamestop condoms........................

Who the hell would trust a condom from a store that is notorious for trying to sell people opened packages as new?

im sure they will put a sticker on it to seal it back up after theyve tried it.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Since she's on the pill my fiance would probably be super worried/pissed that I'm cheating if she stumbled across condoms, especially glow in the dark video game condoms.
'

No one who comes across glow-in-dark video game condoms think said person is having sex. If anything it will confirm to her that you're in fact not cheating on her

But I suppose i could save them for posterity. Who else is going to offer condoms for a videogame? Well, other then maybe the next Saint's Row

Duke Nukem Forever also had condoms but I think it was a promo item, also from Italy if memory serves

 

[kittens]

How am I supposed to have a second son if I'm wearing a condom.

 

[Fox_Mulder]

They sure have some collectable value. Who can say to have infamous branded condoms in his videogames collection?

 

[SmoothRunningGun]

For those that aren't interested in having a second son.

And with that, we're done.

 

[Jams775]

Coincidence?

 

[SwiftDeath]

They sure have some collectable value. Who can say to have infamous branded condoms in his videogames collection?

I very much doubt the condoms themselves will have any sort of branding on them lol

 

[ChosenPredator]

I seriously marveled at this photo for 5 min, calmly letting my hate rise to abnormal levels.

It's how dragonball characters would look real life.

 

[dark_prinny]

Hahaha!

Holy shit this thread is gold!

I´m in

 

[Vc3nZ]

After this Sony and SP had changed the name of the title in inFamous: No Sons

 

[Fergie]

How do they expect me to have a Second Son when they give me condoms?

 

[CamHostage]

Just why. Who at Sucker Punch thought this was a good idea?

What about the phrase "e una scatola di profilacttici fluorescenti" would lead you to believe that anybody from Sucker Punch was within 5,000 of the room where this decision was made?

 

[Rafy]

Only here in Italy they'd do something like that...

 

[cpp_is_king]

Glow in the dark condoms. So they can see you coming.

 

[Asd202]

For those that aren't interested in having a second son.

10/10,

 

[Rogue_Ledr]

For those that aren't interested in having a second son.

Wait a minute!

Shouldn't this be a first post?

 

[mrmickfran]

Believe.

The guy in the middle looks like a DBZ character. He even has the Potara earrings. lol

 

[Fried Food]

For those that aren't interested in having a second son.

beautiful

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

LOL at the glow-in-the-dark condoms xD I can imagine some people reaction to them:

#Death

 

[Zok310]

LOL at everything here.

 

[1.21Gigawatts]

Special and Collectors Edition revealed: No glow in the dark condoms =(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fndi18R8HhA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXfQzg3Nqf0

 

[TheContact]

I want one lol

 

[Lambda Pie]

where were they 9 years ago?