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[adamosmaki]

No no i am not talking about Half life Alyx but this little gem

 

[cormack12]

A good way to watch money slip right through your hands

 

[German Hops]

I'm scared to press that play button

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I finished it in 20 seconds.

 

[T-Cake]

Won't somebody please think of the children!

 

[Elektro Demon]

Finally a game I can relate to

 

[GymWolf]

i like how powerfull the kick looks

 

[Mendou]

And here I thought it was going to be Grand Theft Auto 6.

 

[JSoup]

Buy it now, before people bitch it right off of Steam.

 

[Little Chicken]

Why is this happening to us

 

[Captain Hero]

Cool

 

[GymWolf]

is it the same developer of bum simulator?



they still looks more polished than bethesda games at launch...

 

[nowhat]

In what way is that a simulator?

Where's me sitting at home with a laptop browsing porn?

 

[deriks]

I finished it in 20 seconds.

Wait... You do yoga?

 

[PocoJoe]

Haha that looks funny! Maybe not worth of buying but worth of laughs. Pure madness, I like it

 

[CAB_Life]

Oh Lord, Anita Sarkeesian now has exactly what she needs for a whole new series.

 

[GHG]

Why do we need to simulate this during the great coronavirus quarantine?

 

[Flintty]

Is there co-op?

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[Gargus]

Dont forget this

 

[GymWolf]

Dont forget this

steam shovelware always full of magic titles

 

[Birdo]

PewDiePie about to make these guys millionaires.

 

[BlackTron]

they still looks more polished than bethesda games at launch...

"polished"

 

[-Troid-]

I've been training to speedrun this since I was 13!

 

[GymWolf]

"polished"

is that the wrong word? sorry english is not my native language.

 

[Mista]

Is there co-op?

Oh piss off Flintty. We’re not going to wank each other in co-op

 

[LordKasual]

yall gay.

 

[Flintty]

Oh piss off Flintty. We’re not going to wank each other in co-op

I thought we were friends

I probably can’t play it anyway. I don’t think I have enough flops.

 

[Mista]

I thought we were friends

I probably can’t play it anyway. I don’t think I have enough flops.

What a legend

 

[Barnabot]

well it's the game with most honest premise it could offer. there should be an award for that.

 

[TacosNSalsa]

Wonder what the target FPS is.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Is there a floating baby?

 

[cormack12]

Wonder what the target FPS is.

Faps per second?

 

[BlackTron]

is that the wrong word? sorry english is not my native language.

It's more the correct word, than you know.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Wait... You do yoga?

I had a cigarette too.

 

[Digity]

Demo was terrible, the fapping sound is hilarious though.

 

[Grinchy]

So what makes it a fapping simulator? Does the fapping fill up your energy bar or something? From the trailer it looks like you just go around smashing shit and then every now and then you can make yourself beat off.

 

[Digity]

So what makes it a fapping simulator? Does the fapping fill up your energy bar or something? From the trailer it looks like you just go around smashing shit and then every now and then you can make yourself beat off.

Nothing lol, like a lot of “simulator” games. I don’t get the purpose of calling your game “blank” simulator when it’s quite the opposite.