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Event It's my 33rd Birthday today! Roast me!

NutJobJim

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Apr 15, 2007
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I can't roast you because your bumhole is too small for me to get my cock in and your Dad said that he refuses to stick his dick in your mouth with all those decaying teeth (now that you're so old).

If we can't get our dicks in your mouth and ass then how are we supposed to spit roast you?!

Happy Birthday and all but please fix your teeth and stretch your bumhole out a bit for next year so that your Dad and I can give you a proper Birthday roast little piggy.
 

TheExorzist

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Can't find that funny WoW forum birthday post of this old dude for the life of me. God damn it...

Anyway, happy birthday old. Hit meself 33 only 4 months ago. I would like to roast you with an age joke but I look and feel better than ever with 33 so I can't. You're in your prime mate. Enjoy it.
 
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DESTROYA

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To the member I barely know, fuck off from the bottom of my heart.
33 years old is ancient so don’t forget to drink your prune juice it helps keep you regular and helps digestion prunes are also high in fiber, which helps prevent hemorrhoids brought on by constipation. ... isn’t it fun getting old.
New stats show a man doesn’t peak sexually until he’s 30 or so you still have time to loose your v card if you can scrounge up enough money for crack whore on the corner. Don’t wear a condom , I hear you have immunity to any STD’s if it’s your first time so your good......100% fact.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
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darkangel-212559

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LOL. Thank you! Keep them coming guys. Who ever gifted me a gold sub for Gaf THANK YOU! That's incredibly generous and kind of you!
 

Monsterkillah

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Had my own birthday too last week

Im 32...cant believe im that old now...

Were getting older here...

Its..Inevitable....

We can still ride another 2 or 3 console generation...

Life is great..enjoy every moment you have with the person you love....
 
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