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[DaCocoBrova]

McGillicutty

 

[Rotten Markhor]

You should be Athan Diesel.

You can pick up chicks by telling them you're the brother of Vin Diesel.

 

[Tarazet]

McGillicuddy

You were so close..

 

[Rayo]

Athan Samuel Steel

or A.S.S.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Athan McNulty.

 

[JDSN]

Scorpio.

 

[suffah]

Strange coincidence, I'm going to the courthouse on Wed to finalize my name change. Two month process, thank god it's finally coming to an end. (Heh, beginning really, DMV, bank, credit cards, school, work, passport, ton of crap to do after name is changed).

 

[akachan ningen]

Longfellow

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

Athan NewBalance
Athan Adidas
Athan Reebok

Or Turok

You could be making money of this, man. Go for the green!

 

[koam]

Is your last name asse?

 

[the year 20XX]

GODHAND.

 

[Date of Lies]

Is your last name asse?

:lol

 

[DreD]

Ainsworth
Astley
Baits
Clapp
McGrath
Gilmore
Young
....

http://www.last-names.net/

 

[D-Fens]

The only right answer is Eliot Rosewater.

 

[Propagandhim]

Athan Firebrand
Athan Killfuck
Athan Stonebrand
Athan Fuckuppercut
Athan Fuckercut
Athan Fucktires


All of these work, Athan. Fuck is a very popular prefix or suffix in the English language. Welcome to America.



EDIT: Oh, nevermind.

I have a friend with the last name "Axelrad". I always thought that was badass.

 

[davepoobond]

i think Firebrand is a cool one.

 

[Red Blaster]

Athan McRingring

Athan Bonesteel

Or if you wanna be really cool, just change your name to Mcgarnacle. No last name required.

 

[Date of Lies]

Steel and Blane aren't bad.

 

[Rocksteady33]

Hazard

 

[soulja224466]

Athan Red-line

 

[Rayo]

Steel and Blane aren't bad.

Yea, at first I was just trying to think of a last name with S to finish the word ass but then I kinda thought Steel was a cool name. I mean, people can even make lame jokes with its homophone.

 

[sonikokaruto]

max power

 

[Sonki.]

Edgeworth

for the last name

 

[Bogus]

Plissken.

 

[Gossack]

Athan Yourmom.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Athan Articuno

 

[Karakand]

Athan Sobkiewicz (nothing is more American than a Polish surname)

Sounds kinda like "eatin' some cabbage". (KINDA)

 

[Xeke]

Just change your name to Jesus Christ.

 

[laesperanzapaz]

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005/77/7XUE.html

This guy has a good last name, and he has become rich and powerful.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Spoiler

apologies if i offend anyone culturally, but it's reaaaly funny

 

[BigJonsson]

Max Power

 

[Stinkles]

Pondo Sinatra

 

[Nick]

How about Deepthroat?

 

[Concept17]

Fillion

Then add an N to your first name.

There can only be one Nathan Fillion.

 

[Borci88]

Just change your name to Jesus Christ.

Thats how I feel about this thread.

 

[$1148 Jack]

Athan Kane
Athan Moore
Athan Taylor
Athan King
Athan Hayes
Athan Weaver
Athan Chase
Athan Decker

 

[Windu]

If you want a unique last name I say go with one of these: Smith, Johnson, Williams, Jones or Brown. When need more of them.

 

[jooey]

Alosius Scrimshaw

 

[Escape Goat]

Athan Beaverhausen

 

[regrib]

Athan Mc Bane

 

[MaverickX9]

What about Alec Berg?

It is a great John Houseman name.

"Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Berg?"

 

[Tyrannical]

The problem with "Athan" and other made up / misspelled names are that people just assume your parents are illiterate.

 

[Date of Lies]

Athan Kane
Athan Moore
Athan Taylor
Athan King
Athan Hayes
Athan Weaver
Athan Chase
Athan Decker

Nice, I like most of those

 

[Fuzzery]

Phoenixdark.

 

[Alien Bob]

Art Core





Art... Corevelay...


yeah, that sounds good, Art Vandelay it is




EDIT: also, reading George's Wikipedia page, I really really had to laugh at this:

In "The Watch", a doorman mistakenly tells Mr. Dalrymple that a "George Bonanza" has arrived to see him.

 

[Yoboman]

Athan Rake

 

[8bit]

Diet of Ales

 

[Rentahamster]

Guinness is kickass. Or how about "Conquest"? That's a real name as well.

 

[TerryLee81]

Three pages and no "Hank Scorpio"?

 

[Gossack]

George Bush.

 

[spoon!]

Magnus






Ultra Magnus