Community Clickbait Cringe I've just stumbled onto GAF Politics' biggest conspiracy

[Schrödinger's cat]

We've all seen it.

cryptoadam is one of the most prolific thread-creators on this forum.

And we know part of cryptoadam 's reputation is tied to the high probability of a typo being included in the titles of threads he creates.

But if you read those titles out loud it ends up sounding unnervingly similar to listening to Joe Biden speak.

cryptoadam and Joe Biden are one and the same person!!

If he can't provide irrefutable proof that he isn't then I know my theory is correct.

My god. All that talk of psy-ops. And you were doing one all this time!!


I am 100% hopeful of the certainty that disproving this won't happen unless it's 98% certain that it will happen only to make what is certain uncertain as an effort to cover up an even bigger conspiracy.

!!!!

Holy shit.

Now I understand how deep this goes.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH Papa ??!
DID HE GET TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH??!

THE BAN PAGE IS A LIE.

Sweet JESUS. The layers and layers of this are just melting away. It's all true. All of it.



I swear you'll never get away with this. As long as my real name is Jack Dorsey, I'll see you brought to justice!

 

[O-N-E]

 

[Tesseract]

matt is still around, don't shork yourself into a woot

 

[ThatsNotMyName]

no

 

[Sejan]

To be fair, I've never seen cryptoadam and Joe Biden in the same place at the same time. Seems plausible to me. I guess he could prove who he is by telling us whether or not he is involved in Hunter's business.

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

To be fair, I've never seen @cryptoadam and Joe Biden in the same place at the same time. Seems plausible to me.

 

[cryptoadam]

You getting over the target.

But did you ever notice that Jim Biden looks a lot like Joe Biden? And that Jim and Joe sound very similar and easy enough to make a typo? That someone notrious for making typos and with dementia could easily mix up Joe an Jim?

Which one is Joe, Which one is Jim? Who is Crypto? Joe, Jim JoJim Biden ???


Follow the money

 

[Calcium]

Well, is cryptoadam going to answer these allegations or call a lid?

Edit: Damn it, cryptoadam .

 

[Riven326]

We've all seen it.

cryptoadam is one of the most prolific thread-creators on this forum.

And we know part of cryptoadam 's reputation is tied to the high probability of a typo being included in the titles of threads he creates.

But if you read those titles out loud it ends up sounding unnervingly similar to listening to Joe Biden speak.

cryptoadam and Joe Biden are one and the same person!!

If he can't provide irrefutable proof that he isn't then I know my theory is correct.

My god. All that talk of psy-ops. And you were doing one all this time!!


I am 100% hopeful of the certainty that disproving this won't happen unless it's 98% certain that it will happen only to make what is certain uncertain as an effort to cover up an even bigger conspiracy.

!!!!

Holy shit.

Now I understand how deep this goes.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH Papa ??!
DID HE GET TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH??!

THE BAN PAGE IS A LIE.

Sweet JESUS. The layers and layers of this are just melting away. It's all true. All of it.



I swear you'll never get away with this. As long as my real name is Jack Dorsey, I'll see you brought to justice!

More antisemitism.

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

I'm not falling for your malarky cryptoadam . Just, c'mon man. You know - the thing.

 

[Airola]

The hints were always there.
"Adam" was a cryptic clue. Cryptic clue. Adam. Cryptoadam.
You all know the expression "average Joe" - well Adam is the first man and the father of every man out there. Adam is the first average Joe.

 

[HeresJohnny]

Need to start posting hair pics and see if Crypto freaks the fuck out. If he does....

 

[desertdroog]

What would cryptoadam prefer to sniff?

1. CCP Money
2. A Minor
3. A Minor holding CCP money










5. A laptop with videos of his son being inappropriate with his grandaughter and emails regarding overseas deals with corrupt Ukraine Companies and fronts for the CCP with a bit of Russian mayor bonus duckets?

 

[showernota]

Worse, I think cryptoadam is Joe himself!

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

So Joe Biden is a russian?

 

[Saladin]

NeoGAF staff can neither confirm nor deny the identity of political operatives.

 

[pr0cs]

IIRC cryptoadam is canadian or affliated with Canada in some way so it does present itself as a way for Truedope to influence the US elections. Him being Biden does carry some weight. plus 2+2=5

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Canadian politics must be really boring for him to be so vested in America.

 

[Mod of War]

NeoGAF staff can neither confirm nor deny the identity of political operatives.

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

Now to read through the Tits and the Butt thread to see which one of you is his crackhead son.

 

[oagboghi2]

I trusted you cryptoadam .

WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP!

 

[Falcs]

So who's Donald Trump?

 

[The Pleasure]

We've all seen it.

cryptoadam is one of the most prolific thread-creators on this forum.

And we know part of cryptoadam 's reputation is tied to the high probability of a typo being included in the titles of threads he creates.

But if you read those titles out loud it ends up sounding unnervingly similar to listening to Joe Biden speak.

cryptoadam and Joe Biden are one and the same person!!

If he can't provide irrefutable proof that he isn't then I know my theory is correct.

My god. All that talk of psy-ops. And you were doing one all this time!!


I am 100% hopeful of the certainty that disproving this won't happen unless it's 98% certain that it will happen only to make what is certain uncertain as an effort to cover up an even bigger conspiracy.

!!!!

Holy shit.

Now I understand how deep this goes.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH Papa ??!
DID HE GET TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH??!

THE BAN PAGE IS A LIE.

Sweet JESUS. The layers and layers of this are just melting away. It's all true. All of it.



I swear you'll never get away with this. As long as my real name is Jack Dorsey, I'll see you brought to justice!

C’mon man.

 

[quickwhips]

We've all seen it.

cryptoadam is one of the most prolific thread-creators on this forum.

And we know part of cryptoadam 's reputation is tied to the high probability of a typo being included in the titles of threads he creates.

But if you read those titles out loud it ends up sounding unnervingly similar to listening to Joe Biden speak.

cryptoadam and Joe Biden are one and the same person!!

If he can't provide irrefutable proof that he isn't then I know my theory is correct.

My god. All that talk of psy-ops. And you were doing one all this time!!


I am 100% hopeful of the certainty that disproving this won't happen unless it's 98% certain that it will happen only to make what is certain uncertain as an effort to cover up an even bigger conspiracy.

!!!!

Holy shit.

Now I understand how deep this goes.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH Papa ??!
DID HE GET TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH??!

THE BAN PAGE IS A LIE.

Sweet JESUS. The layers and layers of this are just melting away. It's all true. All of it.



I swear you'll never get away with this. As long as my real name is Jack Dorsey, I'll see you brought to justice!

You have barely cracked the surface. Ask triplestation where Papa actually is. I'm sure he will say Cunth ate him but we know that is a lie. He probably has him tied to radiator getting penetrated by brap . The only person that knows the truth is ScarletSpider who keeps deleting his post to cover the truth!

 

[transformer]

You getting over the target.

But did you ever notice that Jim Biden looks a lot like Joe Biden? And that Jim and Joe sound very similar and easy enough to make a typo? That someone notrious for making typos and with dementia could easily mix up Joe an Jim?

Which one is Joe, Which one is Jim? Who is Crypto? Joe, Jim JoJim Biden ???


Follow the money

Definitely not Joe. Joe called a lid sometime ago. Must be Jim.

 

[O-N-E]

So who's Donald Trump?

Nobody_Important

Controlled opposition.

 

[Tesseract]

You have barely cracked the surface. Ask triplestation where Papa actually is. I'm sure he will say Cunth ate him but we know that is a lie. He probably has him tied to radiator getting penetrated by brap . The only person that knows the truth is ScarletSpider who keeps deleting his post to cover the truth!

 

[Nobody_Important]

Nobody_Important

Controlled opposition.

Does that mean I get a Wall?

 

[quickwhips]

These threads give me hope for the future. Everyone just laughing and enjoying the forums. Between the election and the console wars....this is nice.

 

[Cunth]

I didn’t even notice the mistakes

 

[Torrent of Pork]

 

[appaws]

We could easily prove or disprove this theory. Cryptodam just has to post a picture of his penis.

 

[j0hnnix]

Thought about this theory more. Where was Biden those few days before the debate. cryptoadam had the most threads that week. Tucker must have the docs to support this maybe in UPS hands

 

[Cybrwzrd]

The biggest conspiracy is the use of the website by political operatives to usurp power from EviLore to create a “better” curated highly popular forum for young adults to discuss politics.

 

[triplestation]

You have barely cracked the surface. Ask triplestation where Papa actually is. I'm sure he will say Cunth ate him but we know that is a lie. He probably has him tied to radiator getting penetrated by brap . The only person that knows the truth is ScarletSpider who keeps deleting his post to cover the truth!