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[SLoWMoTIoN]

This thread:

vs.


No matter who wins, we all lose.

Based speedreader.

 

[ExpandKong]

You mean... discovering that your mom is actually cool? Yeah, that would be terrible.

Bro you're telling me you'd be cool just sitting there in 8th grade lunch one day eating your chicken nuggies when a bunch of kids two tables over start laughing at somebody's phone and looking in your direction and you just know it's because someone else found that video and you're just moments away from getting swarmed with some dumbassed "can ur mom lick my joystick" caliber comments?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Dude, it's originally a Japanese joke from before I was born. Yes, I've known about it for a very long time. As you know, it refers to women who have "passed their prime," which while may not be referring to looks specifically, it's very much about a woman's attractiveness or suitability as a potential partner.

She's past 25 (most of us are) that is why I posted that as joke. Stop backtracking. Again nobody said she was ugly. Your previous posts make even less sense if you knew what I meant before. Just stop.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Not in a position to crank the volume up to listen, but I can almost tell what happened from the facial expressions, lol.

I should add, she looks amazing for 40+. I hope I look that good when I reach her age.

 

[Deleted member 17706]

She's past 25 (most of us are) that is why I posted that as joke. Stop backtracking. Again nobody said she was ugly. Your previous posts make even less sense if you knew what I meant before. Just stop.

You're really going to say that all you wanted to do was comment that she is now older than 25 and meant nothing more than that? You're not fooling anyone about your intentions, especially after you're little "ruined" quote manipulation joke in regards to her being married and having a kid. It goes beyond just jokes when you get into such spiteful rhetoric.

 

[M1chl]

Message is good, but delivery sucks. Aside from that, she strangely remind me my doctor in post-Transplantation care.

 

[Yoshi]

Not in a position to crank the volume up to listen, but I can almost tell what happened from the facial expressions, lol.

I should add, she looks amazing for 40+. I hope I look that good when I reach her age.

If not, you can just look at yourself through brap 's eyes!

She's past 25 (most of us are) that is why I posted that as joke. Stop backtracking. Again nobody said she was ugly. Your previous posts make even less sense if you knew what I meant before. Just stop.

It's just a bit lame to have a discussion about something a person did pivot to the person's attractiveness (or, if you insist, age) rather than the action.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

It's just a bit lame to have a discussion about something a person did pivot to the person's attractiveness (or, if you insist, age) rather than the action.

We are only having a "discussion" about it since the dude really wants to make it one. See the post above you.

 

[Fuz]

Bro you're telling me you'd be cool just sitting there in 8th grade lunch one day eating your chicken nuggies when a bunch of kids two tables over start laughing at somebody's phone and looking in your direction and you just know it's because someone else found that video and you're just moments away from getting swarmed with some dumbassed "can ur mom lick my joystick" caliber comments?

Oh wow, she licked a piece of plastic! She should be embarassed of herself! So shameful!

My god, you american prudes...

 

[-Arcadia-]

Oh wow, she licked a piece of plastic! She should be embarassed of herself! So shameful!

My god, you american prudes...

Bruh. It’s kids. They do and say stupid shit, which is what the joke is based on. No need to toss your tendies at America.

 

[Spukc]

Greg miller is like the humanoid equivalent of a jellyfish
they both lack a spine

never seen a dude fuck over his old partner that much.

fuck you greg
fuck you

 

[Ryu Kaiba]

She's past 25 (most of us are) that is why I posted that as joke. Stop backtracking. Again nobody said she was ugly. Your previous posts make even less sense if you knew what I meant before. Just stop.

 

[Lonely_Wolf1886]

Greg miller is like the humanoid equivalent of a jellyfish
they both lack a spine

never seen a dude fuck over his old partner that much.

fuck you greg
fuck you

Who is the old partner he fucked?

 

[StormCell]

Not in a position to crank the volume up to listen, but I can almost tell what happened from the facial expressions, lol.

I should add, she looks amazing for 40+. I hope I look that good when I reach her age.

Honestly, she is still really beautiful. Most people never looked as good as she still does.

 

[ExpandKong]

Oh wow, she licked a piece of plastic! She should be embarassed of herself! So shameful!

My god, you american prudes...

 

[Dr. Claus]

Who is the old partner he fucked?

Colin Moriarty. Made a joke "finally a day of peace and quiet" directed towards his SO who had a laugh during national women's day or some shit.

The typical whiny cunts through hissy fits, he was fired and Greg refuses to speak to him or defend him.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I said nothing offensive god you people are exhausting.

 

[Fbh]

A bit offtopic but Untitled Goose game won?
It was a fun afternoon but game of the year?

 

[replicant-]

Greg Miller is insufferable. A shouting meme.

 

[Golgo 13]

All the nerds saying Chobot is “expired”, meanwhile these same dudes would nervously stutter and sweat profusely in her presence, and would cry tears of joy to have a woman of that caliber even fart in their general direction. What is this, 4chan?

 

[ExpandKong]

I've been out of the loop. What has Jessica done besides being in Mass Effect ?

!!!!

Oh shit she was Battle Tits!

 

[Virex]

Would have banged her in the PSP licking days and would definitely still bang.

 

[The Alien]

Fifteen years later and she'll never live that down.

In her defense, she looks good doing it.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Lol @ the virgins saying they wouldn't hit that.

She looks better than she ever has

 

[DESTROYA]

She looked a lot like Olivia Munn back in the day.

Good for her speaking her mind, she was very pretty back in the day and still is as she matures.
Dis hole threads is weerd.

 

[MasterDerico]

I had a crush with her...
She still beautiful!

 

[Tesseract]

legend

 

[EverydayBeast]

You got to give it to people channeling their inner Ricky Gervais.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Yo @ the peeps in this thread...

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

The cho’s still got the bot.

I’ll see myself out.

 

[EverythingsOverrated]

Greg is such a corporate cork soaker

Props to Jessica on this. The games industry is quickly starting to mirror Hollywood with their obnoxious, elitist, my-shit-don't-stink, attitude. I only assume it will continue to get worse, but it's always refreshing when someone puts the ole rat on the table

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

I don't get it. She's a pretty woman still, not getting these dudes who comment expired, do they only sleep with 20 year old girls?

 

[48086]

I love how Greg is clearly annoyed and offended but then once people start clapping/cheering he has to timidly throw in "f-free H-Hong Kong" just to try and stay relevant and "cool". What a loser lol.

 

[EverythingsOverrated]

I love how Greg is clearly annoyed and offended but then once people start clapping/cheering he has to timidly throw in "f-free H-Hong Kong" just to try and stay relevant and "cool". What a loser lol.

I am not a big fan of shitting on people I don't know, but the more I see this guy, the more I am convinced that he is a sociopath of some sort.

No joke.

 

[-Arcadia-]

I love how Greg is clearly annoyed and offended but then once people start clapping/cheering he has to timidly throw in "f-free H-Hong Kong" just to try and stay relevant and "cool". What a loser lol.

Social climbers have no moral compass or self, beyond what gets them the most popularity. It’s pathetic.

 

[Rentahamster]

Fifteen years later and she'll never live that down.

What is there to live down? PSPs are delicious.

 

[chaseroni]

This thread:

vs.


No matter who wins, we all lose.

This is the greatest and best post in the thread.

 

[Enjay]

You're really going to say that all you wanted to do was comment that she is now older than 25 and meant nothing more than that? You're not fooling anyone about your intentions, especially after you're little "ruined" quote manipulation joke in regards to her being married and having a kid. It goes beyond just jokes when you get into such spiteful rhetoric.

Damn what is she your great grandmother?

 

[chaseroni]

I said nothing offensive god you people are exhausting.

Yeah I'm sure if you sat down with her and explained the joke she'd cry tears of laughter. No way would she would feel offended by being called "Used goods"

 

[Enjay]

Yeah I'm sure if you sat down with her and explained the joke she'd cry tears of laughter. No way would she would feel offended by being called "Used goods"

I assume her actual response would be to not give a shit but I'm starting to think she'd be the type to sic her "fans" on him now.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Yeah I'm sure if you sat down with her and explained the joke she'd cry tears of laughter. No way would she would feel offended by being called "Used goods"

Uh I said she was ruined and I totally meant that and it wasn't a joke, duh. In a thread about how she went " full Ricky Gervais" no less. At least you quoted me and aren't making broad statements like a bitch though.

What is this, 4chan?

What is this, resetERA?

I assume her actual response would be to not give a shit but I'm starting to think she'd be the type to sic her "fans" on him now.

Doesn't need to. Even the vaguest of post brings out these whiteknights from the shadows.

 

[chaseroni]

I assume her actual response would be to not give a shit but I'm starting to think she'd be the type to sic her "fans" on him now.

Lol I don't even know who Jessica Chobot is, but I've seen that christmas cake posted in a couple threads now. All I gotta say about it is nobody asked

She's past 25 (most of us are) that is why I posted that as joke. Stop backtracking. Again nobody said she was ugly. Your previous posts make even less sense if you knew what I meant before. Just stop.

You did say it was a joke tho XD

 

[HE1NZ]

Based Chobot

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

In her defense, she looks good doing it.

It's the perfect example of mid-2000s internet cringe.

 

[Investor9872]

I don't get it. She's a pretty woman still, not getting these dudes who comment expired, do they only sleep with 20 year old girls?

They're a bunch of 35 year-olds virgins who still live in their moms' basements. They can only dream ab out sleeping with Jessica Chobot!

 

[Punished Miku]

why is jon jones behind her?

Ass man.

 

[Enjay]

Lol I don't even know who Jessica Chobot is

Then her being old shouldn't upset you like that. This whole site has some of the worst death anxiety ever. I blame comfort.

 

[chaseroni]

Then her being old shouldn't upset you like that. This whole site has some of the worst death anxiety ever. I blame comfort.

Lol I definitely aint upset, but I know when someones trying to be edgy and offensive when I see it. No need to deny it

 

[JimmyJones]

I said nothing offensive god you people are exhausting.

You triggered the femcels and soyboys. Good work my boy!

 

[HE1NZ]

She looked a lot like Olivia Munn back in the day.

She's licking Vita here though which was 5 or so years ago. She looked even better back in the day.