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Jesus was a cricket player

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Roi

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'Jesus played cricket as a child'
10 Aug 2008, 0040 hrs IST,ANI


MELBOURNE: It is possible that cricket, a game venerated all over the Commonwealth, is older than currently thought.

In fact, Jesus may have played the game (or a similar bat-and-ball combination) as a child, according to an ancient Armenian manuscript.

Long before the English launched cricket some 300 years ago, similar games were being played as early as the 8th century in the Punjab region, Derek Birley writes in his Social History of English Cricket.

But an Armenian scholar says there is good reason to believe that similar games were played in the Middle East long before that time.

Dr Abraham Terian, recently a visiting professor at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem as Fulbright Distinguished Chair in the Humanities, points to a rare manuscript as his source.

Terian notes that in the Armenian Gospel of the Infancy, translated into Armenian in the 6th century from a much older lost Syriac original, a passage tells of Jesus playing what may well be the precursor of cricket, with a club and ball.

Terian, who discovered the manuscript more than a decade ago at the Saint James Armenian Monastery in the Old City of Jerusalem, says he has now identified the same passage in a couple of other manuscripts of the same gospel of which some 40 copies exist in various archival collections in Europe and the Middle East, including the oldest copy now in Yerevan, the capital of the Armenian Republic.

The latter manuscript is dated 1239, whereas the undated Jerusalem manuscript is considerably later.

Quoting from his Armenian source, Terian says the gospel relates how Jesus, at the age of nine, had been
apprenticed to a master dyer named Israel in Tiberias, on the shores of the Sea of Galilee.

"Jesus is instructed to watch Israel's house and not leave the place while the master goes away on a tour to collect clothes to be dyed. But no sooner has Israel left the house, than Jesus runs out with the boys," The Daily Telegraph quoted Terian, as saying.

"The most amazing part of the story of the nine-year-old Jesus playing a form of cricket with the boys at the sea shore, is that he would go on playing the game on water, over the sea waves," he added.

He gives the following translation: "He (Jesus) would take the boys to the seashore and, carrying the playing ball and the club, he would go over the waves of the sea as though he was playing on a frozen surface, hitting the playing ball.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/HealthSci/Jesus_played_cricket_as_a_child/articleshow/3346774.cms



I bet Jesus hit it as hard as he could.
 

Shinobix

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Cricket? I thought it was hockey
 

NetMapel

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First soccer really originated from China, now cricket isn't really from Britain. Britainowned ?
 

Amir0x

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"The most amazing part of the story of the nine-year-old Jesus playing a form of cricket with the boys at the sea shore, is that he would go on playing the game on water, over the sea waves," he added.

Oh lord, so Jesus was a cheater too :lol

All tricking the boys: "Hey guys take a long one" then he'd let them feel like they'd drown as he leisurely prances over the water to save them
 
Amir0x said:
Oh lord, so Jesus was a cheater too :lol

All tricking the boys: "Hey guys take a long one" then he'd let them feel like they'd drown as he leisurely prances over the water to save them

He's just continuing the family tradition of being a bit of a dick.
 

Pimpbaa

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Yes, I'm sure little Jesus was casually pulling off the ol walking on water miracle while playing a game.
 
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