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[HotPocket69]

Lil dude has his own YT channel. Seems like every time he steps outside he gets into shit with someone lmaoo









Well there goes my day

 

[Papa]

What a larrikin

 

[CrankyJay™]

This guy is a gem. He could probably turn this into something positive for him. He could definitely be a Howard Stern goon.

 

[HotPocket69]

Fucking dying

 

[CrankyJay™]

He reminds me of this dude:

 

[HotPocket69]

 

[off duty ninja]

Jesus fucking Christ.

“I was going to drive my car through the front window and kill everyone in side, but the bagel was excellent, so cooler heads prevailed”

That sounds fairly unstable my man.

The rant right before that was great!

He thought he was God or my father or my boss but he wasn't. I'm not afraid of him but he did take me down but what you don't see is that I got a couple good rabbit shots in there. You can't tell by the video but I threw some good punches into his shins. He will be feeling that tomorrow, that I promise you. That I fucking promise that guy too.

 

[ROMhack]

It's weird how popular dating apps. I very much imagine your average guy is going to get rejected far more often than they're liked, which basically makes them a vehicle for creating insecurity where insecurity probably wouldn't exist otherwise.

Funny video though.

 

[DESTROYA]

He seems to be a dick and constantly pissed off about his height.

 

[HotPocket69]

He seems to be a dick and constantly pissed off about his height.

You deserve a Junior G-Man badge for figuring that one out my dude

 

[dolabla]

We don't really know what happened, but it's still funny as shit with the accent and all that. I'm sure those people recording aren't innocent like they're wanting you to believe.

And now the official theme of this thread:

 

[lock2k]

We don't really know what happened, but it's still funny as shit with the accent and all that. I'm sure those people recording aren't innocent like they're wanting you to believe.

And now the official theme of this thread:

 

[triplestation]

So he has a youtube channel with a collection of these events?

Now I'm thinking this is one of two things:

1) It's a serious documentary journal to show life from his perspective

2) It's a dark improvisation comedy series

 

[Rentahamster]

After seeing those other videos it looks like this guy is a professional outrage machine and therefore it's unlikely that footage of what transpires earlier at the bagel shop could portray him in a better light.

 

[Cunth]

dude needs to get laid. Oh sorry forgot about the height

 

[kittoo]

Umm....what does him being Jewish have to do with anything? Why is that in title? Am i missing something?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

But I already did!

170cm/5'7"

Umm....what does him being Jewish have to do with anything? Why is that in title? Am i missing something?

brap hates the "jews" obviously.

Im 5'7" and my wife is perfectly fine with it. It being our neighbourhood black bull piping her while I watch Kojima's Smithsonian Museum of Art seminar about the making of MGS2.

Didn't know you posted over at Reeeeeeee

 

[JORMBO]

I’m guessing he had a Tinder date that ended right away when they saw he was short.

The part where he threatens the guy to attack him then you see a guy come flying in from off camera to tackle him is hilarious.

 

[brap]

When I first saw this in the Clown thread, I thought to myself this guy sounds like he is straight out of Goodfellas. And now I find out he is Pesci's half brother.

I'm just joking lmao

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

brap hates the "jews" obviously. (ofcourse he does, that anti-semite hunk )

Didn't know you posted over at Reeeeeeee

LMAO kawaii pics tbh

 

[CrankyJay™]

He’s gained over 2500 subs today.

 

[iconmaster]

Umm....what does him being Jewish have to do with anything? Why is that in title? Am i missing something?

Bagels originated in the Jewish communities of Poland.

He was since interviewed by a Long Island news outlet. His name's Chris Morgan.



His YouTube channel does make all this seem a bit suspect.

 

[brap]

Umm....what does him being Jewish have to do with anything? Why is that in title? Am i missing something?

Joe Pesci isn't Jewish so they have to be half brothers.

 

[Radical Dreamer]

wut the first thing I though when I read the title was koksal baba D:

 

[JoduanER2]

Hipocresy at its finest.

Actually saying that about someones height is much worse because theres almost nothing you can do about it, while being fat can be fix in most cases.

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

Where did you get the Jew thing from?

Seems like the typical white/Italian moron that I deal with when I have to visit Long Island.

I feel for little guys like that though. Unless they have some extraordinary abilities (not something many Italians do), they're locked into a life of mediocrity and solitude eating mama's lasagna until they find a fat woman who likes being abused.

 

[brap]

Where did you get the Jew thing from?

Seems like the typical white/Italian moron that I deal with when I have to visit Long Island.

The video I removed from the op because it turned out to be fake so lmao.

 

[O-N-E]

The video I removed from the op because it turned out to be fake so lmao.

Yeah that was super fake Brap. This dude probably comes from British origins with a name like Morgan.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Him getting so irate and angry about it only makes him look worse, but he is right that there's a double standard where women can discriminate against a man's height or weight as much as they want, but men are expected to be happy any type of landwhale.

I'm around 5'8 or 5'9, what is that considered? I always thought it was average height, but is that considered short?

 

[Papa]

That figure...

He’s a bit short don’t you think?

 

[brap]

Him getting so irate and angry about it only makes him look worse, but he is right that there's a double standard where women can discriminate against a man's height or weight as much as they want, but men are expected to be happy any type of landwhale.

I'm around 5'8 or 5'9, what is that considered? I always thought it was average height, but is that considered short?

Manlet.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Manlet.

Oh well

 

[DeafTourette]

He’s a bit short don’t you think?

Height is nothing but a number. I'm trying to woo a 6'1" gorgeous woman. And I'm 5'7".

 

[Papa]

Height is nothing but a number. I'm trying to woo a 6'1" gorgeous woman. And I'm 5'7".

Kim K is taken m8

 

[DeafTourette]

Know what gives us "short" guys a bad rap? Men who can't stand it when their GF is taller than they are in public. I simply don't give 2 fraks! She's MY woman and I'm short enough to reach your knees before you reach my head trying to embarrass me in front of her.

You'll be wailing about "call the Amber Lamps! I can't walk!"

 

[DeafTourette]

Kim K is taken m8

LMBO!

*Oh you.jpg*

At least I hung out with her.

Edit: and Kim K is 5'2". Shorter than me.

 

[O-N-E]

Him getting so irate and angry about it only makes him look worse, but he is right that there's a double standard where women can discriminate against a man's height or weight as much as they want, but men are expected to be happy any type of landwhale.

I'm around 5'8 or 5'9, what is that considered? I always thought it was average height, but is that considered short?

It's average and fine, but a lot of people get joy out of making others miserable. Psychic vampires, to borrow the words of an entertaining eccentric.

Oh well

You've got the right idea.

Anyways... We've all seen beautiful tall women with shorter guys and handsome tall men with women that seem below their league. There's no point getting worked up over some irrational shit. There's someone out there for you. Well, there's likely a vast amount of potential mates for you. Just take your shot.

 

[Papa]

LMBO!

*Oh you.jpg*

At least I hung out with her.

Edit: and Kim K is 5'2". Shorter than me.

Oh I thought we were talking about her ass circumference

 

[dolabla]

There's new footage in this video and he walked out of his Inside Edition interview. This dude is a trip

 

[AgentP]

AS a 6'4" dude, I love this pic

 

[brap]

There's new footage in this video and he walked out of his Inside Edition interview. This dude is a trip

holy fuck hes tiny
BRUH
This guy starts too much shit.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Long term this might hurt the bagel industry (I never liked bagels)

I agree donuts are the better breakfast dish, the better circular food, donuts over bagels no doubt

 

[EverydayBeast]

You got people of all sizes thank god nothing worse happened

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

AS a 6'4" dude, I love this pic

It's true too.
Even when I've been fat I could pick up quality.
When in reasonable shape pussy would literally fall in my lap.
6'4 has made everything better.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I'm around 5'8 or 5'9, what is that considered? I always thought it was average height, but is that considered short?

Midget.

 

[farmerboy]

Height is nothing but a number. I'm trying to woo a 6'1" gorgeous woman. And I'm 5'7".

Tell her the missing 6 inches are in your pants.

 

[LegendOfKage]

I'm around 5'8 or 5'9, what is that considered? I always thought it was average height, but is that considered short?

5'9 or 5'10 is literally average height for an american male. So unless you'd look at a guy who is 5'11 and think "wow, he's tall!" you can see how an inch or two in the other direction doesn't make you short.

A quick google search also turned this up:

On average, women say a romantic partner 5'3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6'3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5'11”. The survey also finds that for the average British man, a partner becomes too short at 4'11” and too tall at 6'.

 

[petran79]

I should move to Japan or become a soccer player.

 

[Sub_Level]

Umm....what does him being Jewish have to do with anything? Why is that in title? Am i missing something?

That is indeed the Jewish Question. You have found the path, but only you can walk it.

 

[Silent Duck]