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Kangaroos levelling up, sleeper hold unlocked.

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vas_a_morir

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I've seen two male deer fight before. It's kinda like this, but you really really have to get about 40 meters away or they'll blood sport ya. "YooarNEX"

EDIT: I guess the kangaroo kinda did bloodsport the cameraman, lol
 

Rezbit

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Yeah, don't fuck with Kangaroos. They're crafty fuckers, there's always stories about them drowning other animals at water holes by holding them underwater. These are just greys too, a big red would eviscerate a human in one swipe with those back legs.
 

DragonKnight

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Yeah, don't fuck with Kangaroos. They're crafty fuckers, there's always stories about them drowning other animals at water holes by holding them underwater. These are just greys too, a big red would eviscerate a human in one swipe with those back legs.
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FreddieQuell

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After watching that, fighting a kangaroo is now my worst nightmare.

Do they have kangaroo fights like dog fighting?
 

Mondy

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Aussie here, just so you all know I know what I'm talking about.

Even here in our big cities, it is very common for whole floaks of Kangaroos to graze metres away from major human establishments. We virtually coexist with them in a weird sort of way. No, not the big red boomers that look like they're on steroids, nor do we ride them to work although such a concept is indeed awesome. These are average sized, common as rodents Greys.

Advice for tourists: There is only one scenario available in the whole country where you can safely approach a Kangaroo without fear of being crunched, and that's at Australia Zoo.



Yeah....That's an adolescent Red Kangaroo and those dudes are having a rest in the shade practically snuggling it. They're almost certainly being closely monitored by nearby Zoo staff though so don't think you can strap on the boxing gloves and go 3 rounds like some sort of massive cock. Treat it with respect and it has no reason not to afford you the same courtesy. These guys don't fuck around.
 

youngwerther

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Ah yes, the dreaded sleeper hold.
I remember when me and my sister used to watch wrestling and then would try this out on each other, lol. Probably lucky we don't have brain damage.
Or do we?
 

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I should also mention that when I was about 4 or 5, I actually kicked a kangaroo in its rear end (what? I was young a reckless). Now, upon learning this news, I fear for my life.
 

ThreePiMatt

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I just realized, whenever you see stuff about Furries, not a whole lot of people reppin' the kangaroo. Wonder why that is. Lot of foxes, cats, bears, dogs, etc. Do Australian furries dress up as kangaroos a lot?
 

Alric

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Between that and Cassowarys i'll never go to Australia. Both can swim, both are over 6 feet and both just love to kill all humans.
 

Mondy

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I just realized, whenever you see stuff about Furries, not a whole lot of people reppin' the kangaroo. Wonder why that is. Lot of foxes, cats, bears, dogs, etc. Do Australian furries dress up as kangaroos a lot?
No, Aussie furries are too busy bro hoofing like the rest of them.
 
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