Killzone 2 Afishal Fred of Gifs, Trolls and Super Fanbois!!

[Dizzan]

Killzone 2 is too ..... gamey

Killzone 2 has the worst AI at E3

This game is generic, it won't have a AAA average from the critics, and it won't move PS3s.
0/10

Killzone is going to sell trillions!!! Love you Sony x

16/10

When the game finally booted, I was met with typical company logos and then the "Start" screen, which was boring, unimaginative and weak
7.6/10

This is not actual footage. Anybody that says otherwise.... lies.

Spoiler

please don't hurt me mods.

 

[Deleted member 30609]

this thread is ill advised

 

[AZ Greg]

:|

 

[Puck]

wut?

 

[TheGreatDave]

Less repulsive than the real thread will be.

 

[FatalT]

AWESOME OFFICIAL THREAD MAN! WOO!

 

[Yoshichan]

First I said wow.

Then I said... wow.

 

[Alex Connolly]

Either I've inserted the wrong jacks into the GAF super-ego and am getting static-ridden feedback instead of humour, or this entire venture has been abortive from the get-go.

Clarification, if you will?

 

[VOOK]

Killzone fans = Serious Business

 

[dfyb]

 

[firex]

It's a better thread than anything Wollan will ever post, at least.

 

[BravoSuperStar]

Such quality craftsmanship. BruceLeeRoy eat your heart out.

 

[lupinko]

Thread posting privileges going in 3...2...1...

 

[Dizzan]

Thread posting privileges going in 3...2...1...

Ah well.

Videogames don;t always have to be serious business.

 

[Az]

I came...

Then I left...

 

[Trailblazer]

what is this? i don't even......

 

[FatalT]

Ah well.

Videogames don;t always have to be serious business.

Don't worry. You had a good run.

 

[kenta]

perspective on the rims is off, what a crappy game

 

[user friendly]

Based on those reviews, I'll be picking this up for sure.

 

[pilonv1]

tremendous, i can see a lot of work went into this. im super hyped for the game now :hyper

 

[Zombie James]

Wow?

 

[DuckRacer]

Where are my twenty-three posts of marketing materials?

 

[RSTEIN]

Hoffman score seems too low.

 

[Concept17]

Was wondering when the bloated KZ2 thread would give birth to this kind of demonic offspring...

 

[Quixzlizx]

So the Metacritic average will be below 80. Pre-order canceled.

 

[Fredescu]

I thought it said gifs of Fred and I was getting worried.

 

[Private Hoffman]

Found some footage of TheGreatDave's reaction to KZ2 at CES

 

[Y2Kev]

I DEMAND BLOOD

 

[Rhazer Fusion]

A 0/10 review can't keep me away from this one and I actually liked the first one.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

so how much did sony pay you to do this?

 

[jett]

:lol Oh wow

 

[Trailblazer]

Found some footage of TheGreatDave's reaction to KZ2 at CES

Killzowned Indeed!:lol

 

[Voltron64]

 

[Awntawn]

Wow those screenshots look terrible. Downgrade?

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

please don't hurt me mods.

Translation:
Hurt me MOAR! I remember...that punch.

 

[bounchfx]

ai is overrated anyway. i hope kz2 has no ai. then i win game first shoot

 

[rollingstart]

this is like the redux of that Fallout 3 thread, except without any subtility.

 

[flarkminator]

SUP DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE KILLZONE SO I PUT SOME TROLLS IN YO TROLLS SO YOU CAN TROLL WHILE YOU TROLL

 

[SonOfABeep]

This is the only correct way to go about making a thread for this game.

Has to be the most loaded game to discuss in years.

Or since LBP.

I hope it turns out awesome.

 

[FunkyMunkey]

So you understand what satire and sarcasm are... ?

wat

 

[Mamesj]

this is like the redux of that Fallout 3 thread, except without any subtility.

The fallout 3 thread was awesome and refreshing.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

This is the only correct way to go about making a thread for this game.

Has to be the most loaded game to discuss in years.

Or since LBP.

I hope it turns out awesome.

Or since *insert PS3 game here*.

 

[Shawsie64]

:lol

OMG this is rediculous

 

[TheGreatDave]

Found some footage of TheGreatDave's reaction to KZ2 at CES

[im]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v673/iceatcs/Games/KillzownedWTFace.gif[/img]

Yay, huge promotional GIFs! The thread can begin!

 

[neight]

wait what's happening? is he having a meltdown?

 

[Schrade]

wait what's happening? is he having a meltdown?

Yeah TheGreatDave is.

 

[revolverjgw]

My top three most anticipated games are Killzone 2, Resident Evil 5, and Killzone 2 Reviews

 

[grandjedi6]

Such quality craftsmanship. BruceLeeRoy eat your heart out.

Hasn't BruceLeeRoy or theChef been working on the Killzone 2 thread since October or something? Perhaps this thread is a good idea if only to save those two guys' remaining sanity.

 

[rexor0717]

This thread is valid.

 

[TheGreatDave]

Yeah TheGreatDave is.

Yeah, I'm burning up. The only cure is more GIFs.