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[Spukc]

Unreal Tournament died for this shit.

Thanks for reminding us asshole

 

[Salmonboy]

So happy I never touched this annoying game. I don't know who this person is or what she does, but I've heard about the TV show with her last name. Gaming has come so far

 

[GymWolf]

With that big ass her skin is gonna be an easy target to hit.

 

[Skifi28]

What's next, Trump?

 

[Generic]

Guessing it's in keeping with the whole Hollywood theme of the new chapter/ season

She has the biggest cleavage in Fortnite. Thanks Epic.

 

[Randall365]

There will be shitloads of content around this - if you can crouch her in front of Barney Gumble, you could make some really risque stuff.

 

[Ellis]

You'll need a separate fov slider to see past that giant plastic arse.

 

[Melon Husk]

You know, for kids.

 

[winjer]

Seriously, wtf is this crap doing in a videogame...

 

[Filben]

I wonder how many times this Fortnite model will be searched on Pornhub then.

 

[roosnam1980]

 

[Revolutionary]

They might as well add Hitler at this point.

He'll be released in a bundle with Kanye

Also this is the first time I've seen a significant amount of Dislikes on an official Fortnite video. Nearly 50% ratio

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[thicc_girls_are_teh_best]

Does the gun shoot Botox injections?

 

[solidus12]

Who's next? Kianna Dior?

 

[Lucifers Beard]

Seriously, wtf is this crap doing in a videogame...

Came here thinking the exact same thing. Fortnite is just a fucking huge joke.

 

[AJUMP23]

Ready Player Dumb.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Kim K keeping up the kardashians was prime time no question, no one modeled or markted themseleves as well as her.

 

[Pharaoh 117]

Not really interested in her nowadays, I'm more of a fan of her early work.

 

[Sethbacca]

she likes to come a lot of places.

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

Fortnite is everything wrong with modern gaming.

 

[Gameplay Gods Bless]

I dont understand the big ass, thicc appeal personally.

Look Kuranghi isnr kicking any big assed, or thicc girls out of his boudoir, he welcomes all beautiful women ofc.

But this is not it, I prefer a compact woman if possible. Small bread for Benny.

The thing is women are built to have more body fat (stored energy) than men (healthily, anybody can obviously get fat) because their bodies are built to sustain 2 lives. The second thing is women have way better fat distribution than men, for men fat tends to accumulate in the belly for women it goes to breasts, the ass, the thighs, the legs and this is by design.

Now why do big boobs, asses and wide hips (this is a skeletal trait not fat related) look hot to men because it signals that the woman has entered puberty and is therefore fertile and remember like anything else this is a spectrum, you can be flat chested and make babies. The ass in particular helps balance womens weight distribution when pregnant specially while bending, the ass has big muscles which help the woman push the baby through her birth canal and a plump rump signals she's eating well enough to sustain 2 lives. Lastly the ass was the feminine part our ancestors were exposed most to when we didn't walk upright, therefore it was the first thing to get men excited for intercourse, therefore the better the rump the hotter the female.

TL;DR: Asses are hot because they help women and therefore humanity be better at reproducing.

 

[Moses85]

 

[Generic]

ITT people complaining about sexy female characters

 

[DeepEnigma]

ITT people complaining about sexy female characters

 

[Sybrix]

First pornstar in Fortnite.

Many more to come.

 

[Crayon]

Should have been Mother Teresa.

 

[Evil Calvin]

Fortnite- There was nothing wrong with it... until 2025 and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started putting her face everywhere.

 

[HAYA8U5A]