Kotaku: What THQ is worth in Toilet Paper and Happy Meals.

[BY2K]

http://kotaku.com/5922639/thq-is-currently-worth-14214046-happy-meals

More here: http://whatisthqworth.com/

That's just tasteless.

Seriously.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

It can't be that bad.

*clicks*

Holy crap, it's actually that bad.

 

[The_Monk]

That's rude.

I don't like it.

 

[Truth101]

http://kotaku.com/5922639/thq-is-currently-worth-14214046-happy-meals

More here: http://whatisthqworth.com/

That's just tasteless.

Seriously.

Kotaku.

 

[VillageNinja]

gawkermedia.html

 

[D4Danger]

That's just tasteless.

Seriously.

so why did you bring it here?

 

[The_Monk]

I would like a "What Kotaku is worth in (...)" now.

 

[Takao]

Whoa, 6 million Power Rangers figures? Cool.

Spoiler

This is pretty mean.

 

[BY2K]

so why did you bring it here?

Somebody else would have sooner or later.

 

[SapientWolf]

Toilet paper would be worth its weight in gold after you've had all those happy meals.

 

[The Grim Heaper]

Awful, doesn't make me like Kotaku anymore than I currently do(which is... not much.)

 

[matics]

Somebody else would have sooner or later.

I dunno, man..

 

[Sojgat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKHoMi-U8g4

 

[Goldmund]

I'm not surprised that toilet paper is worth more than Happy Meals.

 

[Strike]

Gaming Journalism.

 

[JDSN]

I wonder if they would make these kind of "jokes"about EA or Activision.

 

[ArjanN]

smh, Kotaku.

 

[nomis]

12 Double Fine kickstarters holy shit.

 

[KingsMessenger]

Toilet paper would be worth its weight in gold after you've had all those happy meals.

I just died.

I shall haunt you forever.

 

[Neuromancer]

so why did you bring it here?

We watch the watch men.

 

[Nabs]

Kotaku...

 

[ledman]

2,130,325 Girls Gone Wild on Bluray

1 Michael Jackson

 

[SquiddyCracker]

 

[cyborg009]

damn 4,685,777 Fake Christmas Trees

can I trade for GGW blu rays

 

[Mechazawa]

How many Kotakus can I get for 3 ring pops and 5th grade drawing of Tommy Lee Jones?

 

[onQ123]

who would do this & why? lol

oh yeah people with too much time on their hands lol

 

[Miles X]

Lindsey Lohan is worth 473k Happy Meals?

Someone somewhere fucked up their math

 

[legacyzero]

ugh. Kotaku.

although, after the recent comments and actions that the new CEO had done, I'd almost want to hate the new THQ direction. His insults on Saints Row. Closing an entire studio to bury the news during E3.

Just bad form.

But yeah. Kotaku.

 

[Paracelsus]

THQ is worth the leaning tower of Pisa? Whatthe.

 

[bernardobri]

"30 Lindsay Lohans"

Wow.

 

[MDSLKTR]

THQ? Of all company's to talk shit about?

 

[BY2K]

who would do this & why? lol

oh yeah people with too much time on their hands lol

You just don't joke about that.

I mean, A LOT of people's job are at risk, if THQ can't come back.

What's their next release? Darksiders II? I hope it's successful for them.

 

[Tagg9]

Wow. Incredibly insensitive and demeaning to a struggling company.

 

[Ezduo]

Why is this in bad taste?

 

[rdrr gnr]

Gaming Journalism (TM)

 

[LiquidMetal14]

So they're saying THQ's worth

2 F1 fighters
200000 refurbished PS3's
1 Pittsburgh Pirate team
7 10 mile freeways
And 4 franchised Taco Bells

Makes sense/philosoraptor

 

[Brazil]

A new low for tastelessness in this industry.

Congratulations, Kotaku.

 

[SpacePirate Ridley]

I like how the article starts with "A friend of mine..."

Not good Kotaku, not good...
People's jobs are at risk here.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

First one I got. I giggled and then felt bad

 

[MatthewB92]

4,775,280,898 Goldfish Crackers

That's alot.

 

[KingsMessenger]

NeoGAF... So much talk about buying Activision in that thread, but we could TOTALLY buy THQ. $40 million and we would own 100% of the company. We can do it guys.

 

[Metroid Hunter]

Justin Bieber is worth more than twice as much as THQ.


I'm sad now. Wish them a good recovery!

 

[CielTynave]

What Kotaku is worth in Toilet Paper and Happy Meals:

0 rolls of toilet paper, and they owe 12 happy meals

 

[SpacePirate Ridley]

NeoGAF... So much talk about buying Activision in that thread, but we could TOTALLY buy THQ. $40 million and we would own 100% of the company. We can do it guys.

If that saves Volition and Vigil im all for it.

 

[johnsmith]

745 Human Hearts

 

[Clear]

Stuff like this makes me wonder if Kotaku actually likes games, or just the click-revenues they can make by leeching off of the industry.

Rhetorical question obviously.

 

[Weenerz]

Meant as a joke, no need to get upset.

 

[djplaeskool]

 

[VegaNine]

"85 17th Century Pirate Ships"

That's pretty boss.

 

[Ezduo]

I'd like to see something like this for Nintendo. Would be especially cool if they could compare from the end of the Gamecube days or the lowpoint of the 3DS to the height of the Wii.