Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you a tale of sadness in the tongue of peasant folk

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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
 
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ArtistDude88 said:
I... What...

I almost went cross-eyed reading that.
At least there are full stops. People have sent me paragraphs on facebook with that kind of spelling combined with no punctuation. Comparatively this is the very well education type.
 
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I will cry myself to sleep tonight.

Indeed, a love such as this can only be described not if it was inspiring and heartwarming, but by how much? By how many "Romeo & Juliet"'s can one quantify their love?

Oh, that we may all hope to love and be loved "FIVE-ever."
 
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A girl found out she had ovarian cancer and she couldnt find a donor, she told her boyfriend who just shrugged it off and stared at the tv. The next day she went into surgery to get her ovaries removed. When she woke up from the surgery she started crying because she cant have kids any more, well the nurse told her that someone donated their ovaries to her. Her mom came in and said wheres my boyfriend? Her mom said, "He donated his ovaries" she now visits his grave everyday.
True story.
 
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jorma said:
Immortality is sort of implied when you love someone five ever.
Now I wonder if the secret to gaining immortality is, in fact, to love someone 5ever.
I.e. as soon as you truly love someone 5ever, you automatically unlock eternal life.
And then you have to spend it in neverending agony and heartbreak as soon as your loved one dies, because he/she didn't love you 5ever back.
 
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Granger Danger said:
Now I wonder if the secret to gaining immortality is, in fact, to love someone 5ever.
I.e. as soon as you truly love someone 5ever, you automatically unlock eternal life.
And then you have to spend it in neverending agony and heartbreak as soon as your loved one dies, because he/she didn't love you 5ever back.
Now I am crying. So beaut.
 

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what

Medalion said:
People don't type on the internet like you type as if you were writing a paper for school, oh no
You must have written this story. That is the only way to explain this post.
 
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MThanded said:
what


You must have written this story. That is the only way to explain this post.
The internet is full of people who write butchered internet lingo speak, even before there was this thing called the internet

People like short-hand because maybe they aren't the fastest typers in the world, and on the internet things are more informal

Surely there is such a thing as taking it too far but srsly
 
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Medalion said:
The internet is full of people who write butchered internet lingo speak, even before there was this thing called the internet

People like short-hand because maybe they aren't the fastest typers in the world, and on the internet things are more informal

Surely there is such a thing as taking it too far but srsly
It can be really hard to read that style of typing though. If you are going to type like that, I cannot take you srsly. :p
 
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