A girl found out she had ovarian cancer and she couldnt find a donor, she told her boyfriend who just shrugged it off and stared at the tv. The next day she went into surgery to get her ovaries removed. When she woke up from the surgery she started crying because she cant have kids any more, well the nurse told her that someone donated their ovaries to her. Her mom came in and said wheres my boyfriend? Her mom said, "He donated his ovaries" she now visits his grave everyday.
Now I wonder if the secret to gaining immortality is, in fact, to love someone 5ever.jorma said:Immortality is sort of implied when you love someone five ever.
Granger Danger said:Now I wonder if the secret to gaining immortality is, in fact, to love someone 5ever.
I.e. as soon as you truly love someone 5ever, you automatically unlock eternal life.
And then you have to spend it in neverending agony and heartbreak as soon as your loved one dies, because he/she didn't love you 5ever back.
The internet is full of people who write butchered internet lingo speak, even before there was this thing called the internetMThanded said:what
You must have written this story. That is the only way to explain this post.
Medalion said:The internet is full of people who write butchered internet lingo speak, even before there was this thing called the internet
People like short-hand because maybe they aren't the fastest typers in the world, and on the internet things are more informal
Surely there is such a thing as taking it too far but srsly