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Last night, i almost got my ass kicked for a girl

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Bleepey

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You're a curious one aren't you.
So I was on my way home from a night out. I was on a bus home and I met a girl with her two friends, a husband and wife. So I was talking to the girl I met and bantering with the couple. As the girl and I talked it came to her and her friends' stop. So she held my hand and I followed her. So it was me, the couple and this random dude they met earlier in the night. The girl I was with said that he was expecting to fuck her and now since I am there that was not gonna happen. I was like oh. Ok.

Now this guy looked like he had lived a hard life, possible knife marks on his face and he looked like be was missing a chromosome or two. As we all walked back to the couple's house. The guy missing a chromosome kept following us, and he was being extremely angry and pissed off because he realised he was now not getting any ass. He thought he had been strung along and couldn't believe I was just some random guy on the bus.The girl I was with and her guy friend tried to calm him down whilst I stood aside with his wife. I didn't wanna escalate the situation, so i kept quiet and just watched in case shit went down and i needed to intervene. Then it was brought to my attention by the guy's wife he was a cage fighter. Yeah.........

The police station was a minute away so I was like call the police. The wife was reluctant to and she said we should walk back to their's and leave her husband and the girl I was talking to to explain things and calm him down. As the cage fighter was arguing with the girl i met on the bus and the other girl's husband for about 15 minutes the other guy's wife and i decided to walk back to theirs. When the wife and I walked away, the cage fighter left us all alone, well for a minute. Then I saw him follow the other two again and I was like holy shot, the police station is 30 seconds away let me go there and get help. I can understand his upset, but this is too much. The wife said we should instead run around the corner and hide down a side street, which we did, then we hid behind a car. We called the others to see if they were ok incase I had to run back and try to stop shit. He grew bored and then left the other two alone. Oh and incase you are wondering I did fuck the girl at the end of the night.

So what's the worst that happened to you for a piece of ass?
 
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*sigh*
 
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DominoKid

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lol so if i understand it right you and the wife split off one way while the husband and the random chick split off another way?

not making anything of it but that just seems odd on many levels.
 
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I didn't read the "almost" in the thread title and kept waiting for the paragraph where you threw down.
 
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Can't really say. I've always been the one on the other side of the cockblock. >:|
 
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Bleepey

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You're a curious one aren't you.
DominoKid said:
lol so if i understand it right you and the wife split off one way while the husband and the random chick split off another way?

not making anything of it but that just seems odd on many levels.
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The huaband and girl i fucked took him aside to try to calm him down and i stayed away to not escalate the situation.
 
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DominoKid said:
lol so if i understand it right you and the wife split off one way while the husband and the random chick split off another way?

not making anything of it but that just seems odd on many levels.
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Not really. It sounds like the wife understood the guy wanted to kick the op's ass and it was best to take him out the situation.

Never gone that far for a chick. If i get the slightest hint that it's more than it's worth i loose interest.
 
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Sooo you ran away and hid behind a car with the wife while the husband and girl were confronting the cage fighter and you still managed to get with her??

I so confused!?!?!
 
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Bleepey said:
The huaband and girl i fucked took him aside to try to calm him down and i stayed away to not escalate the situation.
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oh now you're just pushing it
 
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You ran away from a fight and let a girl and some other dude fend some raging dude. And said girl who could've gotten mauled still said this:



Okay.
 
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Afrocentric-Asian said:
I read the title as "Last Night, I almost got my ass kicked by a girl."
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I read the title as "Last Night, I almost got my ass kissed by a girl."
 
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McNei1y said:
Sooo you ran away and hid behind a car with the wife while the husband and girl were confronting the cage fighter and you still managed to get with her??

I so confused!?!?!
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This. Story smells fishy.
 
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Bleepey

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You're a curious one aren't you.
McNei1y said:
Sooo you ran away and hid behind a car with the wife while the husband and girl were confronting the cage fighter and you still managed to get with her??

I so confused!?!?!
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There is nothing false in the OP i wanted to step in or call the police. On both actions i was told not to by everyone else.
 
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Wow, you went out like a little bitch and still got some? You must have put down some strong ass game for that. To be clear, you had just met this girl for the first time ever on the bus correct? How long was this bus ride?
 
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Yeah, whenever I run away and hide behind a car from an intimidating guy, leaving a girl to fend for herself against some psycho, it's always a guaranteed lay.
 
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You decided to fuck a girl you met on the bus, that decided she'd rather fuck you when she saw you, rather than the guy that you describe as an inbred cage fighter? GOOD CATCH, MAN.
 
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I am so confused. His wife was with him huh? He wanted to fuck some girl huh? He chased you behind a car you coward huh? What the fuck is going on? read this thread real fast and don't feel like rereading it. PS: nice going man nailing her bruh (Y)
 
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My guess: Parts of this story are true, like meeting a girl and a couple on the bus. Some obviously aren't, like him fucking the girl at the end.
 
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How did you speak to a girl on the bus?
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This is where I lost OP. Honestly I think he was wasted from his party, saw a cute chick in the bus. He imagined the whole story he posted, never got off the girl's stop, went home by himself and furiously slammed his dick while tearing up.
 
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