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Cunth

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My wife nags me all day 'do this, do that'. She tells me to do things like 'shut the window' when she is standing right next to it. I put up with it all day, but Ihave a limit, and when its reached and i tell her to shut up, she says something like 'I can't even say one little thing to you without you getting angry'

What a world
 

DunDunDunpachi

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Aww, I thought this was a porn thread.

/moans that Cunth baited me.

In seriousness, my wife tries these little games with me, and that's all they are, games. I tell her "if I could do any three things for you today, how high would this be on your list? Why are you so angry?" She grew up with a shitty family (two NPD parents) so I don't think she always realizes she's lashing out that way. Love means pointing out others' flaws and letting them do the same for you.
 

hargwood

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My wife nags me all day 'do this, do that'. She tells me to do things like 'shut the window' when she is standing right next to it. I put up with it all day, but Ihave a limit, and when its reached and i tell her to shut up, she says something like 'I can't even say one little thing to you without you getting angry'

What a world
Hit your wife, ditch your lawyer and get a gym?
 

GermanZepp

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The best one is when we are both sitting in the couch and i stand up, i go to the bathroom , wash my hands, made myself a drink grab a cup holder, rearrange the pillow,sit and lift and cross my legs. And after all dat when i about to get a sip she says: "could you get me a glass of water" - Are you fucking kidding me
 

DunDunDunpachi

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Games like these are due to a frustrated need for more foreplay. You don't tease your women* or play games back?



*Edit: apologies, because this really applies to either gender. Women, tease your men. Men, tease them back.
 
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mekes

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My girllfriend sleeps in her dressing gown, with 2 duvets and asks me to open the window as I’m getting in bed, in winter time.

But more importantly, she asks me to make sure that I clean something that I have used in the kitchen, while I am cleaning the things that I used in the kitchen.

Why you do this?
 

ROMhack

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Only one way to tell if a woman really loves you...

If she'll have your dog.
 

betrayal

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My girllfriend sleeps in her dressing gown, with 2 duvets and asks me to open the window as I’m getting in bed, in winter time.
I feel you, but for me it's the opposite.

This is not an exagerattion. 2-3 tops, socks, 2 blankets. Asks me to not open the windows. 25°C in the bedroom. In summer.
 

Hissing Sid

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Came home from work one day during a severe winter when record temperature drops were being recorded.

It was very cold.

This is in the UK where everything costs a lot, especially gas and electricity.

It was very expensive.

So I walked through the front door and nearly fainted from the blast of Saharan heat that hit me. Seriously, the house felt like a fucking furnace, obviously the central heating had been going like the clappers all day on maximum powah.

It was very hot.

I shut the door and walked into the living room where wifey was sat curled up on the couch dunking biccys into a cuppa. The living room windows were wide open to the elements.

I was very confused.

Heating full on.. Windows wide open.. Wifey may as well have been throwing armfuls of cash into the bloody street!

I looks down at her questioningly. She glances up at me with no fucks given. ‘I got a bit hot’ she says, casually doubling up a couple of biccys and continuing to dunk.

I was very cross.
 

synchronicity

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Thankfully I'm not married anymore. (Well technically for another couple of months) But there are too many things that I still want to moan about.

One of the more light-hearted moans was one day I was doing the dishes and flipped the disposal on. Nothing. I mentioned this to my wife, and she's like, "that sucks". I was like, "It's not that old, I wonder why it died all of a sudden and won't even try to spin? Then she's like, "Oh, yesterday I did dump my purse out over the sink, but I don't think that had anything to do with it." And I'm like, "Well, did anything fall in there?" And she's like, "I think a couple of coins may have, but that's all." And I'm like, "Whyyyyyyy would you dump your purse out over the drain?" And she's like:

 

badblue

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I just tell my wife that "I said I'd do whatever you wanted me to do. You don't need to remind me every 6 months!"
 

slugbahr

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My wife nags me all day 'do this, do that'. She tells me to do things like 'shut the window' when she is standing right next to it. I put up with it all day, but Ihave a limit, and when its reached and i tell her to shut up, she says something like 'I can't even say one little thing to you without you getting angry'

What a world
Sounds like someone's a bit of a cunt(h).
 

LostDonkey

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I hate people who bite forks when they eat. It goes right through me.

Gnash!!!! Right down on the metal with the teeth.

Fuck.
 

Damage Inc

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I hate when my wife asks me to turn off the lights, I look at her and say Hey Google turn off the lights..

Like why you nagging me to say something for you...
 
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Damage Inc

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The worst is when the wife asks me to go to the store when I'm home but she is already out...
 

Pejo

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So I was thinking about this the other day. If you own an Alexa, do you think that Amazon has a folder on a hard drive in their datacenter that has a record of every time you audibly farted?
 

demigod

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Oh this kind of moan? BOY do i have stories to tell.

Wife : Talks in a loud voice at me.
Me : Yells and explains to wife.
Wife : Why are you yelling?

Wife : Did you just turn on the heater? It's so hot. Note: Also complains in the summer that its hot when she has pajamas on.
Me : Goes into wife's room(don't ask) , looks at wife in pajamas with the small heater on.

Wife : Tries to back out of driveway but can't because neighbor across parked his car where the mailbox is so she can't get out.
Me : Come back up and i'll show you how.
Wife : Drives towards me, then backs the same exact way.
Me : What are you doing??? Come back up, you just backed straight out when you should've been turning.
Wife : I can't get out because he has his door open(it wasn't).
Neighbor : Notices this and he moves his car after getting his mail.
 

haxan7

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Any other symptoms? Constant ache? Sharp pain?
It's like a dull/burning constant ache. I don't always have it, but most days I have it for at least a few hours. It's gotten better since I'm using a standing desk both at work and at home and doing my stretches. I did six weeks of physical therapy for it three times. I think it traces back to too many years of ignoring ergonomics and posture combined with an injury I got while biking (herniated cervical disc shown on MRI).
 

Fnord

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The best one is when we are both sitting in the couch and i stand up, i go to the bathroom , wash my hands, made myself a drink grab a cup holder, rearrange the pillow,sit and lift and cross my legs. And after all dat when i about to get a sip she says: "could you get me a glass of water" - Are you fucking kidding me
I'll never understand that. If someone is right at the kitchen sink or something, I may ask them to bring me something. Probably not, but maybe. Outside of that specific scenario, I'm a grown assed man and if I'm thirsty, I am quite capable of getting my grown assed man ass up, walking to the kitchen, and getting a glass of water myself.
 

voidenberg

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My girllfriend sleeps in her dressing gown, with 2 duvets and asks me to open the window as I’m getting in bed, in winter time.

But more importantly, she asks me to make sure that I clean something that I have used in the kitchen, while I am cleaning the things that I used in the kitchen.

Why you do this?
This is a classic. Telling me to do what i'm already doing.
 

Ovek

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Thankfully I'm not married anymore. (Well technically for another couple of months) But there are too many things that I still want to moan about.

One of the more light-hearted moans was one day I was doing the dishes and flipped the disposal on. Nothing. I mentioned this to my wife, and she's like, "that sucks". I was like, "It's not that old, I wonder why it died all of a sudden and won't even try to spin? Then she's like, "Oh, yesterday I did dump my purse out over the sink, but I don't think that had anything to do with it." And I'm like, "Well, did anything fall in there?" And she's like, "I think a couple of coins may have, but that's all." And I'm like, "Whyyyyyyy would you dump your purse out over the drain?" And she's like:

Marrying a keeper there. :messenger_winking:
 

llien

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They're specifically aimed at the bottom of the market.
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