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Cunth

Cunth

Fingerlickin' Good!
My wife nags me all day 'do this, do that'. She tells me to do things like 'shut the window' when she is standing right next to it. I put up with it all day, but Ihave a limit, and when its reached and i tell her to shut up, she says something like 'I can't even say one little thing to you without you getting angry'

What a world
 
DunDunDunpachi

DunDunDunpachi

Patient MembeR
Aww, I thought this was a porn thread.

/moans that Cunth baited me.

In seriousness, my wife tries these little games with me, and that's all they are, games. I tell her "if I could do any three things for you today, how high would this be on your list? Why are you so angry?" She grew up with a shitty family (two NPD parents) so I don't think she always realizes she's lashing out that way. Love means pointing out others' flaws and letting them do the same for you.
 
hargwood

hargwood

Banned
Cunth said:
My wife nags me all day 'do this, do that'. She tells me to do things like 'shut the window' when she is standing right next to it. I put up with it all day, but Ihave a limit, and when its reached and i tell her to shut up, she says something like 'I can't even say one little thing to you without you getting angry'

What a world
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Hit your wife, ditch your lawyer and get a gym?
 
GermanZepp

GermanZepp

Member
The best one is when we are both sitting in the couch and i stand up, i go to the bathroom , wash my hands, made myself a drink grab a cup holder, rearrange the pillow,sit and lift and cross my legs. And after all dat when i about to get a sip she says: "could you get me a glass of water" - Are you fucking kidding me
 
DunDunDunpachi

DunDunDunpachi

Patient MembeR
Games like these are due to a frustrated need for more foreplay. You don't tease your women* or play games back?

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*Edit: apologies, because this really applies to either gender. Women, tease your men. Men, tease them back.
 
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mekes

mekes

Member
My girllfriend sleeps in her dressing gown, with 2 duvets and asks me to open the window as I’m getting in bed, in winter time.

But more importantly, she asks me to make sure that I clean something that I have used in the kitchen, while I am cleaning the things that I used in the kitchen.

Why you do this?
 
betrayal

betrayal

Banned
mekes said:
My girllfriend sleeps in her dressing gown, with 2 duvets and asks me to open the window as I’m getting in bed, in winter time.
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I feel you, but for me it's the opposite.

This is not an exagerattion. 2-3 tops, socks, 2 blankets. Asks me to not open the windows. 25°C in the bedroom. In summer.
 
Hissing Sid

Hissing Sid

Member
Came home from work one day during a severe winter when record temperature drops were being recorded.

It was very cold.

This is in the UK where everything costs a lot, especially gas and electricity.

It was very expensive.

So I walked through the front door and nearly fainted from the blast of Saharan heat that hit me. Seriously, the house felt like a fucking furnace, obviously the central heating had been going like the clappers all day on maximum powah.

It was very hot.

I shut the door and walked into the living room where wifey was sat curled up on the couch dunking biccys into a cuppa. The living room windows were wide open to the elements.

I was very confused.

Heating full on.. Windows wide open.. Wifey may as well have been throwing armfuls of cash into the bloody street!

I looks down at her questioningly. She glances up at me with no fucks given. ‘I got a bit hot’ she says, casually doubling up a couple of biccys and continuing to dunk.

I was very cross.
 
synchronicity

synchronicity

Member
Thankfully I'm not married anymore. (Well technically for another couple of months) But there are too many things that I still want to moan about.

One of the more light-hearted moans was one day I was doing the dishes and flipped the disposal on. Nothing. I mentioned this to my wife, and she's like, "that sucks". I was like, "It's not that old, I wonder why it died all of a sudden and won't even try to spin? Then she's like, "Oh, yesterday I did dump my purse out over the sink, but I don't think that had anything to do with it." And I'm like, "Well, did anything fall in there?" And she's like, "I think a couple of coins may have, but that's all." And I'm like, "Whyyyyyyy would you dump your purse out over the drain?" And she's like:

WellgroomedDenseIchthyosaurs-small.gif
 
badblue

badblue

Member
I just tell my wife that "I said I'd do whatever you wanted me to do. You don't need to remind me every 6 months!"
 
S

slugbahr

Unconfirmed Member
Cunth said:
My wife nags me all day 'do this, do that'. She tells me to do things like 'shut the window' when she is standing right next to it. I put up with it all day, but Ihave a limit, and when its reached and i tell her to shut up, she says something like 'I can't even say one little thing to you without you getting angry'

What a world
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Sounds like someone's a bit of a cunt(h).
 
LostDonkey

LostDonkey

Member
I hate people who bite forks when they eat. It goes right through me.

Gnash!!!! Right down on the metal with the teeth.

Fuck.
 
888

888

Member
I hate when my wife asks me to turn off the lights, I look at her and say Hey Google turn off the lights..

Like why you nagging me to say something for you...
 
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Grinchy

Grinchy

Banned
She's testing your limits, OP, and you're failing the test! Now go get me a paper towel from the rack I'm standing next to.
 
888

888

Member
The worst is when the wife asks me to go to the store when I'm home but she is already out...
 
Pejo

Pejo

Member
So I was thinking about this the other day. If you own an Alexa, do you think that Amazon has a folder on a hard drive in their datacenter that has a record of every time you audibly farted?
 
demigod

demigod

Member
Oh this kind of moan? BOY do i have stories to tell.

Wife : Talks in a loud voice at me.
Me : Yells and explains to wife.
Wife : Why are you yelling?

Wife : Did you just turn on the heater? It's so hot. Note: Also complains in the summer that its hot when she has pajamas on.
Me : Goes into wife's room(don't ask) , looks at wife in pajamas with the small heater on.

Wife : Tries to back out of driveway but can't because neighbor across parked his car where the mailbox is so she can't get out.
Me : Come back up and i'll show you how.
Wife : Drives towards me, then backs the same exact way.
Me : What are you doing??? Come back up, you just backed straight out when you should've been turning.
Wife : I can't get out because he has his door open(it wasn't).
Neighbor : Notices this and he moves his car after getting his mail.
 
haxan7

haxan7

Volunteered as Tribute
JareBear said:
Any other symptoms? Constant ache? Sharp pain?
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It's like a dull/burning constant ache. I don't always have it, but most days I have it for at least a few hours. It's gotten better since I'm using a standing desk both at work and at home and doing my stretches. I did six weeks of physical therapy for it three times. I think it traces back to too many years of ignoring ergonomics and posture combined with an injury I got while biking (herniated cervical disc shown on MRI).
 
Fnord

Fnord

Member
GermanZepp said:
The best one is when we are both sitting in the couch and i stand up, i go to the bathroom , wash my hands, made myself a drink grab a cup holder, rearrange the pillow,sit and lift and cross my legs. And after all dat when i about to get a sip she says: "could you get me a glass of water" - Are you fucking kidding me
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I'll never understand that. If someone is right at the kitchen sink or something, I may ask them to bring me something. Probably not, but maybe. Outside of that specific scenario, I'm a grown assed man and if I'm thirsty, I am quite capable of getting my grown assed man ass up, walking to the kitchen, and getting a glass of water myself.
 
LaughingStock

LaughingStock

Member
mekes said:
My girllfriend sleeps in her dressing gown, with 2 duvets and asks me to open the window as I’m getting in bed, in winter time.

But more importantly, she asks me to make sure that I clean something that I have used in the kitchen, while I am cleaning the things that I used in the kitchen.

Why you do this?
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This is a classic. Telling me to do what i'm already doing.
 
Ovek

Ovek

7Member7
synchronicity said:
Thankfully I'm not married anymore. (Well technically for another couple of months) But there are too many things that I still want to moan about.

One of the more light-hearted moans was one day I was doing the dishes and flipped the disposal on. Nothing. I mentioned this to my wife, and she's like, "that sucks". I was like, "It's not that old, I wonder why it died all of a sudden and won't even try to spin? Then she's like, "Oh, yesterday I did dump my purse out over the sink, but I don't think that had anything to do with it." And I'm like, "Well, did anything fall in there?" And she's like, "I think a couple of coins may have, but that's all." And I'm like, "Whyyyyyyy would you dump your purse out over the drain?" And she's like:

WellgroomedDenseIchthyosaurs-small.gif
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Marrying a keeper there. :messenger_winking:
 
llien

llien

Member
Fnord said:
They're specifically aimed at the bottom of the market.
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The specifically aimed at the top in their presentations.
Mobile ryzen is trading blows with Core's in perf as well as perf/watt, but on top of it Ryzen has far superior iGPU.
 
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