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tommib

Banned
I approve that yellow underwear ;)

Lol yeah but he isn’t local only recently moved here. What I mean by personality is he actually knows how to make and keep a conversation. You cannot imagine how hard it is to date here with a local! They are very complicated!
I know two gay madeirenses. And one of them used to date Luis Buchinho.
 

Zeroing

Banned
I know two gay madeirenses. And one of them used to date Luis Buchinho.
Bring them back to the island you’ll see their personalities change!!! So much trauma! Also there’s a joke that most madeirenses that go to Lisbon “turn” gay! That’s how in the shadows we live here! Since I lived abroad on different countries I’ve managed to not care! Although I do pass around here as straight!
 

Nickolaidas

Member
That much I understand, but if a man is going to display homophobic tendencies how can he justify jerking off to lesbian born?

Homosexuality is homosexuality, regardless of gender.
Just so you know, many straight women are turned on by watching two men boning each other.

It's just like other posters said. I'm attracted to women, so watching two women having sex is arousing to me.

Not all straights are like that, though. My brother is straight and doesn't get lesbian porn at all.

Maybe it's a spectrum thing.
 

Zeroing

Banned
That much I understand, but if a man is going to display homophobic tendencies how can he justify jerking off to lesbian born?

Homosexuality is homosexuality, regardless of gender.
They don’t view it as the same thing, 2 women is a fantasy and about male power! Almost every straight men fantasy is to have a 3some!

Homophonic is more about fear ! Let’s not forget we men are more visually aroused than women!
Girls spooning - hot. Guys going through the back - disgusting. Why is it difficult to understand?
First I think because some guys connect that with excrement and pain and submission! All straight sex normally is about the men as having the “power”

Anyway things aren’t black and white, there’s many spectrums! Even in homosexuality! .
 
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haxan7

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Like the butt or the crack? Why would you do that? Hairy buns are in!!! Wait girls don’t like hairy buns?
just all inside the crack and around the hole. it makes pooping a lot cleaner and easier. I had a grisly poop incident last night which prompted it.

I am swearing off girls for the time being. Went through too much with my ex-gf. Need a break from all that madness. I have one texting me now looking for an appointment but I've been ignoring her.
 
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Zeroing

Banned
just all inside the crack and around the hole. it makes pooping a lot cleaner and easier. I had a grisly poop incident last night which prompted it.

I am swearing off girls for the time being. Went through too much with my ex-gf. Need a break from all that madness. I have one texting me now looking for an appointment but I've been ignoring her.
You are brave even I get a little scared to go near that to trim it.

Oh yeah I know your situation, you need time alone, just live and let things flow. You seem like a nice guy, I am sure better people will value you.
 

Majormaxxx

Member
Gender/Sexual identity? Male
Sexual orientation? hetero
Where you from? Bulgaria
Where do you live? Bulgaria
Age? Early 40s
Favourite type of music? Chvrches, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Intelligent Drum'n'Bass, pop music that those dj's make like Tiesto etc, like Calvin Harris and so on, also anything electronic and chill that I can work while listening to it
Profession/job? Marketing
Favourite videogame? Uncharted, Forza Horizon, COD Campaigns (only single player!), Point and click adventures, Sleeping Dogs, Star Wars games, Witcher 3/AC origins,
Other hobbies? Reading, working out, going on walks (with something to listen or with a friend, used to do it with my doggie), tv shows (usually older), movies, basketball, drawing, lego collecting, construction, biking, also want to learn snowboarding

Just wanted to join the thread to support you folks. Don't have gay friends in real life but one time I went to a lesbian bar (without knowing it). At some point in the evening, I started to notice that it was mostly girls there and many of them were making out lol

Also - if someone has tips on how to meet girls post covid, shoot them this way...
 

Zeroing

Banned
Also - if someone has tips on how to meet girls post covid, shoot them this way...
Hello :) bumble is a great app to meet girls. They use it because it gives more control to them so they know the majority of guys in there are not going to waste their time guys are serious to meet/talk etc.

Then there's the old fashion friend who introduces singles to each other... but normally it is me lol I love being cupid. If you do not have friends who can introduce you to other girls than fear not you can always to a bar/pub and chill there... maybe you will caught the eye of a girl and her friends will dare her go talk to you.
 

haxan7

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You are brave even I get a little scared to go near that to trim it.
i just use clippers with a guard on. I can wiggle and dig it all around in there's never been any risk of cutting. I have been shaving my ass for a long time tho (I'm 38).
 

Majormaxxx

Member
Hello :) bumble is a great app to meet girls. They use it because it gives more control to them so they know the majority of guys in there are not going to waste their time guys are serious to meet/talk etc.

Then there's the old fashion friend who introduces singles to each other... but normally it is me lol I love being cupid. If you do not have friends who can introduce you to other girls than fear not you can always to a bar/pub and chill there... maybe you will caught the eye of a girl and her friends will dare her go talk to you.
Problem is I feel kinda old for bars. Seems like the crowd is 20s and early 30s there. Gotta see if they have bumble here...
 
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belmarduk

Member
Its so great that this thread is flourishing on NeoGAF... where people are normal and have a sense of humor. Can you imagine someone who has never interacted with LGBT people reading ResetEra and getting the impression that we're all whiny, peevish man children who cheer at attacks on comedians..Its not what we should be. Not at all!
 

plushyp

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tommib

Banned
Adding that to my pickup lines at the gym....
Do people actually make friends at the gym? I’ve doing CrossFit and still cringe every time people come to me at the end to high-five.

Now that I think about it, when I was in my mid-20s I remember talking to people at the gym much more. Everyone’s on their wireless headphones phones now. I think I used to be more social.

*insert existential gif*
 

Majormaxxx

Member
Do people actually make friends at the gym? I’ve doing CrossFit and still cringe every time people come to me at the end to high-five.

Now that I think about it, when I was in my mid-20s I remember talking to people at the gym much more. Everyone’s on their wireless headphones phones now. I think I used to be more social.

*insert existential gif*
I used to go to a gym for maybe 6 or so years. I was friendly with some guys but never made friends. Also - some of the people there were really obnoxious so I ended up training at home.
 

belmarduk

Member
Do people actually make friends at the gym? I’ve doing CrossFit and still cringe every time people come to me at the end to high-five.

Now that I think about it, when I was in my mid-20s I remember talking to people at the gym much more. Everyone’s on their wireless headphones phones now. I think I used to be more social.

*insert existential gif*

A normal gym maybe but the way CrossFit is structured, its probably not easy to make friends during it. Usually a great workout though.
 

Majormaxxx

Member
A normal gym maybe but the way CrossFit is structured, its probably not easy to make friends during it. Usually a great workout though.
It is really intense during the workouts... Maybe before/after the actual workouts? At a regular gym usually there is lots of lounging and chit-chatting between sets. Not so with CF.
 

Zeroing

Banned
Do people actually make friends at the gym? I’ve doing CrossFit and still cringe every time people come to me at the end to high-five.

Now that I think about it, when I was in my mid-20s I remember talking to people at the gym much more. Everyone’s on their wireless headphones phones now. I think I used to be more social.

*insert existential gif*
Yeah no, everyone now just wants to be on their own space unless it’s their know each other then they will talk in their rest time.
 

Majormaxxx

Member
Any advice on comfortable but "sexyish" underwear? I am doing some online shopping...
I don't know about sexyish (most recent girlfriend didn't complain) but I enjoy the comfort of Under Armour boxer briefs. The thing with these briefs is that they are neither too short (these are awful and hike up the thigh) or too long. And they last a few years... I usually get black or grey ones... Not too pricey either.


This is the amazon link -> https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082YPRBVY/?tag=neogaf0e-20
 
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Majormaxxx

Member
I'm terrible with underwear. I wait for boyfriends or my sister to buy them for me.

Otherwise I would be wearing this until I die:

These would be fine if it was perpetual summer and you just stayed at home and just wore your boxers and nothing else... I don't see how they could be comfortable with jeans though.
 

Zeroing

Banned
I don't know about sexyish (most recent girlfriend didn't complain) but I enjoy the comfort of Under Armour boxer briefs. The thing with these briefs is that they are neither too short (these are awful and hike up the thigh) or too long. And they last a few years... I usually get black or grey ones... Not too pricey either.

I've ordered those, thank you very much for the suggestion.
 

haxan7

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How many holes do your current pairs have? I generally replace at 3 holes. Just 1-2 holes usually means you’ve got at least another 3 years of wear left in the pair. I’m rotating 3 pairs with 1 hole each atm.
 

Zeroing

Banned
How many holes do your current pairs have? I generally replace at 3 holes. Just 1-2 holes usually means you’ve got at least another 3 years of wear left in the pair. I’m rotating 3 pairs with 1 hole each atm.
No holes, normal they just rip it off out of me lol or steal my underwear...
I have thick tights and they rub inside, also my butt stretch the fabric and they loose form :(
 

tommib

Banned
No holes, normal they just rip it off out of me lol or steal my underwear...
I have thick tights and they rub inside, also my butt stretch the fabric and they loose form :(
Tell me more about those thighs… I have shit legs, will always have. No calves. AND IVE TRIED EVERYTHING. Fucking genetics.
 

Zeroing

Banned
Tell me more about those thighs… I have shit legs, will always have. No calves. AND IVE TRIED EVERYTHING. Fucking genetics.
Well I think you are right, I just do hikes and some legs and butt exercises and that is it! I spend more time on my upper body! To make it harmonious!

Have you tried bicycle? Or walking on very steep streets? Oh maybe treadmill with a steep angle can help!

I’m no personal trainer!
 

Meicyn

Gold Member
I don't know about sexyish (most recent girlfriend didn't complain) but I enjoy the comfort of Under Armour boxer briefs. The thing with these briefs is that they are neither too short (these are awful and hike up the thigh) or too long. And they last a few years... I usually get black or grey ones... Not too pricey either.


This is the amazon link -> https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082YPRBVY/?tag=neogaf0e-20
A cheaper but equally good alternative are the ones made by New Balance. There are more color options too.


I do a lot of running, so boxer briefs are a must. Can’t have the third leg flopping around.
 

Majormaxxx

Member
I make some mistakes and although I did brought some comfy underwear I also brought 2 pairs of very obvious sexy and uncomfortable underwear!
Never bought obviously sexy underwear myself. I feel like the woman will laugh if she sees them on me lol. Maybe guys have a different reaction though? I personally prefer comfortable and minimalistic like those Underarmour ones anyway.

Speaking of obviously sexy, here's an almost unrelated funny story. Way way back in high school I went out clubbing and they were giving away condoms as a promotion. These were all black condoms - my guess is that they are were supposed to be sexy but they just looked weird to me. Maybe the brand was Lifestyles. It was a long time ago so I don't remember. Anyway, I was still a virgin and kept one of those all black condoms in my wallet, "just in case". Fast forward a few months and now I have a girlfriend and we are about to do the deed for the first time for both of us pretty much. But we don't have other condoms besides this black one. So we use this bizarre black condom. Anyway, it's super awkward etc.. Fast forward to the next time we are about to test drive each other and my girlfriend bought the same weird black condoms for us lol. I guess she thought I liked them and had deliberately bought them lol
 

Zeroing

Banned
Never bought obviously sexy underwear myself. I feel like the woman will laugh if she sees them on me lol. Maybe guys have a different reaction though? I personally prefer comfortable and minimalistic like those Underarmour ones anyway.

Speaking of obviously sexy, here's an almost unrelated funny story. Way way back in high school I went out clubbing and they were giving away condoms as a promotion. These were all black condoms - my guess is that they are were supposed to be sexy but they just looked weird to me. Maybe the brand was Lifestyles. It was a long time ago so I don't remember. Anyway, I was still a virgin and kept one of those all black condoms in my wallet, "just in case". Fast forward a few months and now I have a girlfriend and we are about to do the deed for the first time for both of us pretty much. But we don't have other condoms besides this black one. So we use this bizarre black condom. Anyway, it's super awkward etc.. Fast forward to the next time we are about to test drive each other and my girlfriend bought the same weird black condoms for us lol. I guess she thought I liked them and had deliberately bought them lol
I think it depends on the guy and his physique. What I mean by sexy is the cut, shape, color.
There’s underwear that can “enhance” the lower parts and your bum.

Yeah I think guys tend to notice it more. I am pretty sure it is proven by science that we men are more visually aroused than women.

Besides if you are wearing underwear that you know you look good only in them, big self esteem boost!

Ahah that is a funny story. Now that was an awesome girlfriend ! Can you imagine she going looking specifically for those?
 

Majormaxxx

Member
I've made a huge mistake... I do not think these underwear I've order will be comfortable.

These second ones are exactly the kind I don't buy - they are too short and it's very uncomfortable ... Also is the guy wearing socks in his pants lol.

I'm not nearly as fit as these guys to pull these off...
 

Zeroing

Banned
These second ones are exactly the kind I don't buy - they are too short and it's very uncomfortable ... Also is the guy wearing socks in his pants lol.

I'm not nearly as fit as these guys to pull these off...
yeah definitely a sock ahah

Well those are going to be my hook-up underwear I’ll be so uncomfortable I’ll be happy to them off - win!

I dunno the first one is almost made of elastic and it might look good in any body type!
 
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