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[Andonuts]

did a search, didn't see any threads about this. mods lock if old.

So surely most of you remember doki doki majo shinpan, SNK's "witch hunting" game for the DS, for which the principle gameplay mechanic seems to be using the stylus to lift up underage girls' skirts. Well, for some reason SNK has seen fit to produce an English language site promoting the game. Check it out here, but only if you're a bad person.

There doesn't seem to be much new info, but there is an awesome engrish explanation of how the game works:

The purpose of the witch check mode is to [find out the emblem of witch].
[Emblem will appear on the body by letting the heart of witches beating], must be…
So thoroughgoing touching, stares in the face, just do everything and use all techniques you have to investigate. Well, sometimes you have to remember to smile to them or maybe use some goods you have.
This is a mission. If you are embarrassed, there is no chance you get to the evidence.

Witch suspect will change the expression and what they speak by their emotion. You better not too openly shows your secret intention.
The knack of make the heart of witch beating is to understand the female psychology and deal with your sincerity… maybe…

*How to make witches heart beating
Stare the ladies (using the icon of eye), smile to them in the appropriate timing, show them the evidences you have collected, and of course don’t forget to have the normal communications such as directly touching them. Just wondering, is the directly touching is normal or not…
Anyway, make full use of the icons, stylus, and your techniques to try making the heart of witches beating.

Could this mean a US release?

 

[HAL_Laboratory]

My god...

 

[memecomplex]

Day one for me.

Yes I bad person.

 

[Wyndstryker]

seems like pedobear has infiltrated SNK

 

[Nuclear Muffin]

Aww how cute! I <B Engrish

 

[AppleMIX]

:lol

US release confirmed.

 

[Vinnk]

Could this mean a US release?

Not unless they change the content ("age" the characters up) or change US law...

Then again since it is a Cero C (15+) rated title, calling is a "loli rape sim" is deceiving.

 

[v1cious]

after the recent "Nymphet" incident, i don't see anything like this coming out in the US.

 

[Eteric Rice]

Not unless they change the content ("age" the characters up) or change US law...

Then again since it is a Cero C (15+) rated title, calling is a "loli rape sim" is deceiving.

"Loli Rape Training For Kids" confirmed?

 

[zoku88]

after the recent "Nymphet" incident, i don't see anything like this coming out in the US.

Hey, this is quite different. The girls in this game are a bit older :lol

Spoiler

I really wanted to read the manga (legally.)

 

[bjork]

Biko DS plz

 

[Andonuts]

Biko DS plz

no way dude, biko deserves a PS3 release. I'll only play that shit in full 1080p with 7.1 surround sound.

I mean imagine the tentacle rape level.

plus imagine the potential for bump mapped surfaces.

if you know what I mean.

 

[Branduil]

There's a shota witch too.

 

[temjin]

I'll get this game.

And fap all the way home.

 

[Andonuts]

there's an upcoming release in my PANTS over this game

 

[Dai Kaiju]

Then again since it is a Cero C (15+) rated title, calling is a "loli rape sim" is deceiving.

False advertising ftl.

 

[Eteric Rice]

There's a shota witch too.

You're shitting me. :lol

I just realized that the Wii has a lot of potential with porn games. Motion sensing and all of that.

 

[tedtropy]

I, for one, know this is how I hunt for witches.

 

[Cruceh]

 

[Apharmd Battler]

WTF?! <shakes head>

 

[JDSN]

I blame non-gamers.

 

[Stop It]

Ok, I may be missing something here, but the point of this game is to uncover witches right? and the primary method of which just happens to be looking up young ladies skirts, right? right? what the hell?

Spoiler

Day one if it ever, EVER, gets to the UK

Also, Eteric Rice, my brain must be warped, as I can think of ways that would make Wii "sexual entertainment" games suitable for men and women, heh, heh, I'll get my coat.

 

[USD]

 

[lyre]

Could this mean a US release?

 

[icecream]

did a search, didn't see any threads about this.

You could have put it in the existing thread.

 

[kassatsu]

 

[Mirimar]

There's a shota witch too.

Yea, that's not fair! I would've traded the shota witch to be able to touch that little bunny girl! Cursed game won't allow it =(

 

[mollipen]

after the recent "Nymphet" incident, i don't see anything like this coming out in the US.

...Nymphet incident?

 

[icecream]

...Nymphet incident?

i.e. Kodomo no Jikan. Here

 

[flipping_heck]

When is this game out in Japan? I want to see how well it does in Japan..

This game will bomb in US/EU with protests around the continents to pull the game from the shelves

 

[schild]

I would pay good money for this game to come out in English.

 

[Aaron]

This and Days are going to be SNK's biggest sellers ever. That's really sad, but what can you do?

 

[Hcoregamer00]

This and Days are going to be SNK's biggest sellers ever. That's really sad, but what can you do?

I blame us, we seem to be more excited over this than SNK card battle

 

[Bust Nak]

This and Days are going to be SNK's biggest sellers ever. That's really sad, but what can you do?

That's right, resistance is futile. Buy buy buy!

 

[BitchTits]

This and Days are going to be SNK's biggest sellers ever. That's really sad, but what can you do?

:lol True! And by the look of that website, SNKP know exactly what they're doing. I imagine they hope to court any controversy over the game and use it to their advantage.

 

[Tempy]

I blame us, we seem to be more excited over this than SNK card battle

Hey, I was excited for SNK card battle DS, but SNK b0rked it.

+1 SALE dokidoki btw. Yes, I'm a perv.

 

[Michan]

This game is the reason I bought my DS. Ouendan and Mario just helped me to pass the time.

Day one purchase.

 

[Ramenman]

Is the real logo a G ?


You're scaring me.:lol

 

[Night_Trekker]

I kept thinking a new piece of information would be released that would reveal the game to be a lot less perverted than everyone imagined.

I don't know what to think now.

:lol

 

[Branduil]

 

[Ninja Kn1ght]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070420.jpg[/IMG]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Kafel]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070420.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

[I]How do you know it is a witch ?[/I]



Ads in retailers :

[IMG]http://www.ngcfrance.com/images/news/ds/doki_doki_majo_saiban/pub_boutique_01.jpg

 

[OatmealMu]

How do you know it is a witch ?

Ads in retailers :

pedo_bait.jpg

Look for the one wearing a witch hat in the promo material.

 

[Haunted]

Touching is good.

Spoiler

I do not endorse this game.

edit: wait, didn't this get the equivalent of a Teen rating? Carry on, then.

 

[John Dunbar]

Wouldn't mind using my stylus on her.

 

[Jocchan]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Borys]

^^^
Everything that is wrong with western gaming.

^^^
Everything that is wrong with eastern gaming.

God how I miss Lucasarts adventure games (normal western games) and 2D shmups (normal eastern games).

 

[Branduil]

Someone shop Marcus' head onto this game for hilarious results.

 

[John Dunbar]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/Borys81/EASTERN.jpg

^^^
Everything that is wrong with eastern gaming.

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

[inthegray]

Biko DS plz

you are a horrible, horrible person