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[buizel]

Hello yes I am looking for someone to treat me like I deserve

I'm 28 but totally younger looking, sexy beard and I have hamsters and I can take photos with them if you like, I may be able to find some chinchillas if you like them too.

Definitely looking for someone to treat me to pizza and cool headphones and maybe a place to sleep that's not on the floor in my sister's spare room haha.

You can see the game I'm making and I'll treat you to a picture of my feet if that's your thing. Really desperate guys hmu

 

[Mista]

Nobody got time for that

 

[Papa]

Rodent whores, you say?

 

[AV]

brap alt account, ban when

 

[Yoshi]

Maybe try asking Rentahamster

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

brappy called, says he's in for the feet pics. Can we make a deal?

 

[J-Roderton]

Odd.

 

[haxan7]

How are your rimjob skills?

 

[Barnabot]

hmmm only brap is horny for feet.

 

[Ar¢tos]

What color is your hair?

 

[Can't decide]

This is like a car advertisement without showing the car.

Need pics of one bending over grabbing their ankles before a decision can be made.

 

[triplestation]

too much added sugar is bad for you

fruits are fine, however

 

[Gargus]

A beard? Aside from that Id have sworn you were a woman on a dating site.

 

[eddie4]

Sugar? How much do you need, I have bags of 500g, 1kg, or 10kg?

 

[Tesseract]

will you get on your knees and say yes daddy as i pull my cock out and jerk it around and around like a piston hurricane?

 

[poppabk]

Urghhh feet. The least attractive part of the body. I may have considered it even though you are either a woman with a beard or a man, but the whole foot thing ruined it.
Seriously I can accept anyone but a foot fetishist.

 

[Kamina]

Came here for brap posts.
Wasn't disappointed.

 

[Tesseract]

will you wear sneakers without socks around the house if i tell you to

remove the laces too, turn the laces into chokers

wanna check out my dungeon?

 

[Rentahamster]

I have hamsters and I can take photos with them if you like,

I can smell a honeydick from 5 feet away but please feel free to PM me those pics anyway, please dress up like Bette Midler from Hocus Pocus.

 

[Ellis]

Sorry, I'm diabetic.

 

[triplestation]

Relationship between Added Sugars Consumption and Chronic Disease Risk Factors: Current Understanding

Added sugars are a controversial and hotly debated topic. Consumption of added sugars has been implicated in increased risk of a variety of chronic diseases including obesity, cardiovascular disease, diabetes and non-alcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD) ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

An Evidence Map of Research Linking Dietary Sugars to Potentially Related Health Outcomes

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www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[haxan7]

I can smell a honeydick from 5 feet away but please feel free to PM me those pics anyway, please dress up like Bette Midler from Hocus Pocus.

New vocab word of the day: honeydick

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

 

[triplestation]

 

[decisions]

Anyone else lost a girl to sugar dating? Makes you feel like shit but also gets you out of a relationship with a materialist. Ultimately good outcome.

 

[nocsi]

I had a coworker that would take girls out to dinner on the Seeking Arrangement app. He never banged any of them, just free dinners for the girls

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Anyone else lost a girl to sugar dating? Makes you feel like shit but also gets you out of a relationship with a materialist. Ultimately good outcome.

No, but I'm hoping Emma Roberts will be my Sugar Mama someday.

 

[CyberPanda]

Sorry, I'm diabetic.

Seriously?

 

[triplestation]

No, but I'm hoping Emma Roberts will be my Sugar Mama someday.

 

[Ellis]

Seriously?

No

I keep in shape.

 

[Kadayi]

What color is your hair?

Danger Hair or no sale

 

[CyberPanda]

Are you at least cute OP?

 

[Weilthain]

You missed your chance sweetie

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Will you accept my rose?

 

[highrider]

Get a job slacker.

 

[CyberPanda]

Will you accept my rose?

Looks like poop.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Looks like poop.

It's chocolate. I have a piece just for you.

 

[CyberPanda]

It's chocolate. I have a piece just for you.

That looks cute.

 

[DESTROYA]

Will you at least cook dinner and takeout the garbage?

 

[CyberPanda]

Will you at least cook dinner and takeout the garbage?

I bet he will.

 

[slugbahr]

No

I keep in shape.

Hexagonal?

 

[Ellis]

Hexagonal?

Spot on. And first guess too.

You know your shapes.

 

[haxan7]

Looks like buizel took one look at the depravity we wanted him to do and noped right out.

 

[NickFire]

I'm stunned, shocked, and flabbergasted that this is not a Cunth thread.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Sugar Daddies don't want Hamsters, and will they tolerate a hispter beard?