Elcid
Banned
Only took 3+ years but I finally beat it. I bought the game on launch. I'm on a beating spree. Beat Disgaea D2, Dead Space 3, and now this. Working on Atelier Ayesha too.
Can I just say, this game has so many great aspects and so many meh ones too?
The good:
1. Fun main characters, I love the dynamic of Evie and Jacob. Much better than the model/voice swap in Odyssey.
2. Storyline is actually pretty good, including the present when it's there
3. Gameplay is solid, nowhere near as buggy as Unity, but still a bit buggy
4. London is pretty cool and the grapple makes a world of difference
5. I love the ending minus the shoehorned romance below
The bad:
1. Holy fuck Ubisoft, you have practically unlimited money, you can't make more than 4-5 fucking models for the thugs? It's ridiculous when I summon a cart of Rooks and all 5 of them are the same model. Or I'm in the
WW1 parts of the game, does it really make sense my rooks and common street thugs all look the same?!
2. The shoehorned romance with Evie. There was zero chemistry there and it was obviously forced from the first 5 seconds of introducing that character.
3. The false gender equality bullshit. Look with a female lead character, and a bunch of other female characters in the game, do you really need to make 50% of the common Rooks and thugs female? It feels so odd when I'm surrounded by 3+ women with knives. It ruins the feel of the era, sorry but it's not realistic. Especially when all 3 women are identical.
4. The stupidity of the Helix glitches and treasure chests in some areas not being displayed on the map unless you either buy a map with 1000 helix credits (REAL MONEY), or run around like an asshole for an hour. The the future era you can't even buy a map for the chests so running around like an asshole is the only option.
5. As always, the damn tailing and stealth missing. I cannot stealth for the life of me. I'm the guy that killed 200+ guys on MGS4's first mission. I fought helicopters regularly in MGS3, my best friend who beat it didn't even know helicopters spawn after a while. I can't stealth, seriously, stop making me.
WW1 thing was really cool with Juno, but I would have rather not dealt with that prick Churchill.
To anyone who hasn't played it yet, or hasn't beaten it, I'd recommend just plow through the main story, it's worth it. Don't be a dunce like me and do every single side mission, they're mostly pointless. I have 1 V mission left, 8 deadly murders, and the Jack the Ripper left to do. I'll likely finish them all tomorrow.
Fuck the 5 helix glitches and 2 treasure chests I can't find.
Going to move on to Origins next, I'm hoping they improved on my complaints considering they had so much extra time between Origins and Syndicate.
Can I just say, this game has so many great aspects and so many meh ones too?
The good:
1. Fun main characters, I love the dynamic of Evie and Jacob. Much better than the model/voice swap in Odyssey.
2. Storyline is actually pretty good, including the present when it's there
3. Gameplay is solid, nowhere near as buggy as Unity, but still a bit buggy
4. London is pretty cool and the grapple makes a world of difference
5. I love the ending minus the shoehorned romance below
The bad:
1. Holy fuck Ubisoft, you have practically unlimited money, you can't make more than 4-5 fucking models for the thugs? It's ridiculous when I summon a cart of Rooks and all 5 of them are the same model. Or I'm in the
WW1 parts of the game, does it really make sense my rooks and common street thugs all look the same?!
2. The shoehorned romance with Evie. There was zero chemistry there and it was obviously forced from the first 5 seconds of introducing that character.
3. The false gender equality bullshit. Look with a female lead character, and a bunch of other female characters in the game, do you really need to make 50% of the common Rooks and thugs female? It feels so odd when I'm surrounded by 3+ women with knives. It ruins the feel of the era, sorry but it's not realistic. Especially when all 3 women are identical.
4. The stupidity of the Helix glitches and treasure chests in some areas not being displayed on the map unless you either buy a map with 1000 helix credits (REAL MONEY), or run around like an asshole for an hour. The the future era you can't even buy a map for the chests so running around like an asshole is the only option.
5. As always, the damn tailing and stealth missing. I cannot stealth for the life of me. I'm the guy that killed 200+ guys on MGS4's first mission. I fought helicopters regularly in MGS3, my best friend who beat it didn't even know helicopters spawn after a while. I can't stealth, seriously, stop making me.
WW1 thing was really cool with Juno, but I would have rather not dealt with that prick Churchill.
To anyone who hasn't played it yet, or hasn't beaten it, I'd recommend just plow through the main story, it's worth it. Don't be a dunce like me and do every single side mission, they're mostly pointless. I have 1 V mission left, 8 deadly murders, and the Jack the Ripper left to do. I'll likely finish them all tomorrow.
Fuck the 5 helix glitches and 2 treasure chests I can't find.
Going to move on to Origins next, I'm hoping they improved on my complaints considering they had so much extra time between Origins and Syndicate.