Man attacked by kangaroo doesn’t drop his beer

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The fucking watermark on the video on that site. Lol, that’s actually funnier to me than the guy with the beer.
 
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I fell out of a golf cart with a stubby once, didn't even lose a drop!
Best beer save ever. At a hockey game, a guy was double fisted trotting up the steps and tripped. Guy went almost face first into the steps, no doubt scrapped a knee and a pointy step for surely jabbed into his gut.

The guys saved both beers with arms out.

A true hero!

Guys nearby thought the same. Instead of helping him, they yelled... "save the beers!" lol
 
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Kangaroos can be brutal, but cassowaries are even more lethal. Look at the talons on these fuckers:

That's a dinosaur. I know because I've seen artists renditions of dinosaurs and I've seen a lot of fossils. The fossils I've seen are a bit bigger, but that's a dinosaur... It's not a bird. Those aren't feathers. That's hair. That's a descendant of a raptor. Look at those fucking talons.
 
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